SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 28, 2010 Do people wear underwear in heaven? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 29, 2010 If so, what kind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 1, 2010 Dreams are getting weirder and weirder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 9, 2010 If a chicken had lips, could it whistle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted August 9, 2010 If a chicken had lips, could it whistle? Not sure. I think there are enough other animals with lips that can't whistle- including some people- that we can safely guess that they couldn't, but since they've never been given the chance, I will not give that a 100% "no". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 10, 2010 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted August 10, 2010 Let's find out... ah-1...ah-2...ah-3. 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 10, 2010 Three? You must be a Jedi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 ^ It takes more than 3 licks, I've tried it!!! Does anybody else think that the people who do Civil War reinactments, should they use live ammunition to make it more fun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) I have a serious question. Is that boy wearing any clothes? Edited August 11, 2010 by Hockeytown0001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 I almost spit my coffee all over my desk and paperwork. It's an old commercial, I'm sure he's supposed to have clothes on. Here's my random question - why is it that nice people don't get taken seriously? Is it that we ask to be walked all over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilmickeyli 40 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 I almost spit my coffee all over my desk and paperwork. It's an old commercial, I'm sure he's supposed to have clothes on. Here's my random question - why is it that nice people don't get taken seriously? Is it that we ask to be walked all over? If you must ask.. Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 I almost spit my coffee all over my desk and paperwork. It's an old commercial, I'm sure he's supposed to have clothes on. Here's my random question - why is it that nice people don't get taken seriously? Is it that we ask to be walked all over? Depends on how nice they are. I know too many "super nice" people who allow themselves to be doormats because they think it would be rude to stand up for themselves. That attitude is fairly unfortunate, wouldn't you say? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 Depends on how nice they are. I know too many "super nice" people who allow themselves to be doormats because they think it would be rude to stand up for themselves. That attitude is fairly unfortunate, wouldn't you say? You are right, I was that way for far too long. I'm getting much better at standing up for myself, although certain people still know how to get to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 That's good. Not the last part, I mean. I just noticed I have an average of 6.66 posts per day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted August 11, 2010 (edited) My sister and I were walking through the grocery store when I noticed something that freaked me out. My sister thought it was odd too. It's called "suddenly salad". What? Is that even legal? What if someone dumps it in your car? You're driving along and your brake lines are suddenly salad. How would you stop? Even if it didn't go to that extreme, should it really be sudden? Shouldn't there be a process? Like you start with vegetables, and then add stuff like dressing and perhaps some croutons? Even if you just dump some ranch on a head of iceberg, is it really "suddenly salad"? Sure it was dressing and lettuce a second before you put one on the other, but is that a shock? Like you didn't expect it to become salad? What were you expecting? Sandpaper? And why would you need to buy something to make it suddenly salad? It happened all on its own once you did the pouring. You made the salad. You are the saladmaster. You do not need a box to make salad, although you might want to work on your speed- you know, perhaps transfer the dressing into a pitcher so it pours faster and you can amaze your friends with the suddenness of your salad. Or something. This product really worries me now. This is my random thought. Edited August 11, 2010 by 55fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 12, 2010 My salad. One of two varieties. One is either a classic Caesar with romaine, homemade garlic croutons, shaved parmesan, and classic Caesar dressing. The other is my own variation made at salad bars. Lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, cheese, croutons, and lots of ranch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 Why can't tennis just do 1-2-3, instead of Love-15-30-40? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 16, 2010 Jerry Seinfeld wonders the same thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k6M1Y_32Tg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted August 17, 2010 (edited) This is my sister's thought but it makes you wonder: MI has put up those LED signs along the freeway that are supposed to tell you about traffic/construction, so why do they tell you to go to the website for info? Of course there's no texting while driving, so what's up with that, are they trying to have a reason to pull people over? I bet the police and the state came up with that great idea. It drives me crazy when I go past one of these signs and then find something closed or blocked due to construction right after that. If they spent all that money to put them all over the side of the road, they should at least keep them up to date with real info instead of sending us to a website we can't get to while driving. Edited August 17, 2010 by WizardOfOz30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted August 17, 2010 Why don't they build tiny bulldozers for ant farms? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 18, 2010 For the same reason they don't make air conditioning for bee hives - the queen got pissy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted August 23, 2010 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted August 23, 2010 Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Because it would make too much sense to use real food in something you are eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
