Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 5, 2010 You definitely can't have Samuel Adams, then. Ever see the commercial where they compare their hop use to other brewers? "We use one lb of hops per barrel." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 6, 2010 My sister and I were walking through the grocery store when I noticed something that freaked me out. My sister thought it was odd too. It's called "suddenly salad". What? Is that even legal? What if someone dumps it in your car? You're driving along and your brake lines are suddenly salad. How would you stop? Even if it didn't go to that extreme, should it really be sudden? Shouldn't there be a process? Like you start with vegetables, and then add stuff like dressing and perhaps some croutons? Even if you just dump some ranch on a head of iceberg, is it really "suddenly salad"? Sure it was dressing and lettuce a second before you put one on the other, but is that a shock? Like you didn't expect it to become salad? What were you expecting? Sandpaper? And why would you need to buy something to make it suddenly salad? It happened all on its own once you did the pouring. You made the salad. You are the saladmaster. You do not need a box to make salad, although you might want to work on your speed- you know, perhaps transfer the dressing into a pitcher so it pours faster and you can amaze your friends with the suddenness of your salad. Or something. This product really worries me now. This is my random thought. We were grocery shopping today and I walked by the display with Suddenly Salad and Suddenly Pasta and I thought about you and this post. My random thought... Is it possible for a person to really change into a different person or will they just slip back into their old ways as time goes on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 6, 2010 Possible, but not probably to me. Why are there so many different screws in the world? (shrugs) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 6, 2010 Answer for Dawn: Not likely Answer for Jack: Because there are so many different tasks for screws and they need different screws. Question for all: Who is that skinny chick in the Lobster cheese ravioli commercial? She looks so familiar, but I can't place her. I feel that I'd know who she was if she wasn't so anorexic looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 6, 2010 I just tried to find the commercial online to watch it but had no luck. I'll keep my eye out for it if I have live tv on. Usually anything I watch is recorded and I just fast forward through commercials. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 6, 2010 Ditto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 7, 2010 Why am I so weird? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 7, 2010 Why am I so weird? Excess of brain cells. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 7, 2010 Yip yips! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 8, 2010 Shouldn't zero be the loneliest number, not one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 8, 2010 Shouldn't zero be the loneliest number, not one? No, because zero is not aware of its existence since it is not there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted September 8, 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 8, 2010 No, because zero is not aware of its existence since it is not there. Rules like that in math are really starting to turn my head around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 9, 2010 Why do people who wear Easter Bunny suits get made fun of all the time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 9, 2010 Not all the time. Every bunny loves some bunny some times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 9, 2010 I see what you did there, pretty clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 11, 2010 Why is it when you mention various pieces of chicken, it sounds peverted? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 It's not the breasts and thighs, it's the greasy box to stick your bone in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 12, 2010 It's not the breasts and thighs, it's the greasy box to stick your bone in. I was thinking the same thing. Why don't pigs fly in outer space? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 I was thinking the same thing. Why don't pigs fly in outer space? Because pigs don't fly. Why do we do things that cause us more stress simply because it makes a situation work for us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 I guess its the nature of the beast. I guess it's also the nature of the beast to bite off more than you can chew, hence my stomach feeling like it's about to explode after I ate too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 13, 2010 If we refer to hair on all body parts (toe hair, chest hair, etc.), then why don't we say head hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 We started Sunday school last week and one of my kids asked if we can see in heaven. I said I was pretty sure that we would be able to. A first grader said that he thought that "maybe we'll be able to see on special occasions, like before you're born or if you're getting cremated or something." I have no idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted September 14, 2010 Kids say the darndest things! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
