glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails? Not 100% sure but I'm sure it's got something to do with sunlight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Maybe your shoes/socks wear them down? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Indeed a possibility. I've always wondered, why do I like to keep things neat and in order, but my room is always a mess? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted September 15, 2010 Does anyone watch America's Got Talent? I started watching it as a way to get through the summer, but I really love the top 10! I only think a couple of others should have gotten in. Is anyone else watching the final tonight? I want Michael Grimm to win, though I like the other acts. If Michael Grasso was still in I would maybe root for him, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 16, 2010 Why do mosquitos bite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 16, 2010 Why do they even exist? I'll never get that one, God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 Why is this thread so random Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 Because it's the name of it. Why is it that some people just don't know how to compromise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 Compromising requires seeing both sides of an issue. Each brain cell can only see one side. Two are a minimum for compromise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 that explains everything! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 It's bar night tonight. Who else feels like going out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 I would, but I have other fish to fry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 17, 2010 Trout? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 18, 2010 Why can't stupid people be killed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 18, 2010 No idea, but they can be fun. I used to work in a c-store and we had a family come in that I called the Stupid Family. It was Mom, Dad, son, daughter, and daughter's bf. They were always good for a laugh. We had a double door on one side of the building, (one push, one pull) and a single door around the corner. One night they came to the store and the kids (all teenagers) tried to open the double doors. They pushed the pull door and pulled the push door. Then they stood around discussing it. The dad pushed the push door, stuck his head in, and asked if we were closed. I said no. They all went around the building to the single door, came in, got their stuff and were getting ready to leave. The daughter headed towards the double doors, and the dad reminded her that they couldn't get out that way because the doors were locked. She pushed the push door and they all were surprised that it opened. Dad figured that I must have gone and unlocked it. They left. Not one of them realized that dad had opened the door when he stuck his head in to ask if we were closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted September 19, 2010 ) I guess when you deal with the stupid people that way it's good for a laugh. You could always try to remember that the just can't help themselves, that's what I try to do when dealing with someone that makes me angry often. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 19, 2010 That. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 20, 2010 Is is smart to put your hand in a boiling pot of water? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 20, 2010 No. It smarts, but it is stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coldfrenchfries 2 Report post Posted September 20, 2010 Okay, I have been pondering this for the last seven years of my life and NO ONE can tell me! What in the world are the oat shapes supposed to be in Lucky Charms??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted September 20, 2010 Okay, I have been pondering this for the last seven years of my life and NO ONE can tell me! What in the world are the oat shapes supposed to be in Lucky Charms??? I don't know, I've never eating Lucky Charms. This whole "Tree doesn't make a sound if it falls and you aren't in the forest" is bulls**t. Anything that falls makes a sound of some kind! Sometimes you are just not in the forest or close enough to it to hear the damned sound!!!!!!!! *calms down* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 21, 2010 As Hal Larson in "Shallow Hal" said about fake breasts, "I can squeeze them, that's real enough for me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted September 21, 2010 Never wash dark clothes with a pair of light colored wool socks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted September 21, 2010 I assume you learned that the hard way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted September 21, 2010 I assume you learned that the hard way? You betcha. All my dark blue and black tee-shirts look like they have a coating of dust on them. I should note that the socks were in the washer,left over from a previous load, lying in wait to expand their existence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
