Earthhuman 8 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 The Jiri Hudler Trophy; awarded to the player mentioned in the most trade rumors. ... The George Parros Trophy; awarded to the player who you are most stunned to hear went to an ivy league school The Corey Perry Trophy; awarded to the NHL power forward you could probably beat up in real life :clap: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
union drone 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 The Steve Yzerman award for best leader/captain. Didn't they introduce the "Mark Messier Leadership Award" last year? Didn't Chris Chelios win it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
union drone 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 I can just see it now... Gary Bettman: And this year's Crosby trophy is awarded to...*drumroll*...Sidney Crosby!!! Sid: Me? Really? Wow. I wasn't expecting this at all. It's just an honor to be nominated. Gary Bettman: Can I kiss you? They should name it the "NHL shameless self-promotion award", which is given annually to the player who most exemplifies North American marketability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auxlepli 17 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 We have the Rocket Richard trophy for goals, it's about time we had the Gretzky for assists. Even if Gretzky had never scored even one goal in his career, he would STILL be the NHL all time points leader. That's an amazing stat. I never realized that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spinner 6 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 I can just see it now... Gary Bettman: And this year's Crosby trophy is awarded to...*drumroll*...Sidney Crosby!!! Sid: Me? Really? Wow. I wasn't expecting this at all. It's just an honor to be nominated. Gary Bettman: Can I kiss you? rotflmfao Crosby .."I thought they were supposed to put my name on the front of the jersey and the logo on the back. Damn can we reshoot that commercial" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedFX 48 Report post Posted February 3, 2008 rotflmfao Crosby .."I thought they were supposed to put my name on the front of the jersey and the logo on the back. Damn can we reshoot that commercial" Anyone but me wondering how Versus is gonna cope with not having Crosby playing tomorrow night?... "The puck drops! Crosby sits their poised in the owner's box...watching intently....looks to his right...shakes hands with CEO Ken Sawyer....now he makes a move!....He gets up....He's hustling towards the Buffet....Here come the Intern....Crosby sidesteps him!....he goes for the Chicken, OH! but Lemieux gets there first....Crosby rebounds...Turns for the ham!...HE MOVES IN...REACHES IN!....HE'S GOT IT!!!!......AN INCREDIBLE MEAT SELECTION BY CROSBY!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dano33 41 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 (edited) I think Aaron Downey is in the running for my proposed trophy for the least points in the most games, called the Stu Grimson Award. Another version of the Stu Grimson award could be to all players who get outscored by goalies. 1995-96 Grimson: 56 Games, 0 Goals 1 Assist Osgood: 50 Games, 1 Goal 2 Assists Edited February 4, 2008 by Dano33 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DenJ91 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I think the NHL has enough awards...although I wouldn't mind seeing the Keith Primeau Memorial Trophy, for the player who spends the most time falling down over the course of a season. hahaha, wouldn't that go to donald brashear then. i swear that guy is on his @ss every shift!! all 4 of them a game. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GordieSid&Ted Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I think the NHL has enough awards...although I wouldn't mind seeing the Keith Primeau Memorial Trophy, for the player who spends the most time falling down over the course of a season. Damn, Kopecky has that trophy in the bag! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Didn't they introduce the "Mark Messier Leadership Award" last year? Didn't Chris Chelios win it? What's to stop Chelios from winning it every year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GordieSid&Ted Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I can just see it now... Gary Bettman: And this year's Crosby trophy is awarded to...*drumroll*...Sidney Crosby!!! Sid: Me? Really? Wow. I wasn't expecting this at all. It's just an honor to be nominated. Gary Bettman: Can I kiss you? Yeah, but doesn't change the fact that he's the best player to come into the league since Nick Lidstrom. And just think, he's almost able to buy a beer! I don't hate on the kid because I think he's a fantastic young player who is mature beyond his years. I don't buy the BS whiner moniker he got because of a 2 week span during his rookie year where he ran his mouth. Since then he's been the poster boy for the NHL and IMO, has done a superb job of handling that position. In interviews, post game, special events, whatever, the kid is well spoken, says the right things and never praises himself. Reminds me alot of another young captain, a somewhat quiet guy who had the world heaped on his shoulders in Detroit and had a maturity beyond his years. What was his name? I just hope he comes back soon enough to rack up another 100 point season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elshupacabra 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Anyone but me wondering how Versus is gonna cope with not having Crosby playing tomorrow night?... "The puck drops! Crosby sits their poised in the owner's box...watching intently....looks to his right...shakes hands with CEO Ken Sawyer....now he makes a move!....He gets up....He's hustling towards the Buffet....Here come the Intern....Crosby sidesteps him!....he goes for the Chicken, OH! but Lemieux gets there first....Crosby rebounds...Turns for the ham!...HE MOVES IN...REACHES IN!....HE'S GOT IT!!!!......AN INCREDIBLE MEAT SELECTION BY CROSBY!!!!!" ha ha ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 I just hope he comes back soon enough to rack up another 100 point season. Not gonna happen....unless by some miracle he comes back really early. I think he's projected to play in the last 10-15 games at best. He'll also be a little rusty I'm sure. No way he gets those 37 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statts 4 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Anyone but me wondering how Versus is gonna cope with not having Crosby playing tomorrow night?... "The puck drops! Crosby sits their poised in the owner's box...watching intently....looks to his right...shakes hands with CEO Ken Sawyer....now he makes a move!....He gets up....He's hustling towards the Buffet....Here come the Intern....Crosby sidesteps him!....he goes for the Chicken, OH! but Lemieux gets there first....Crosby rebounds...Turns for the ham!...HE MOVES IN...REACHES IN!....HE'S GOT IT!!!!......AN INCREDIBLE MEAT SELECTION BY CROSBY!!!!!" Should have an award for funniest post, because this is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
