Handy-dandy "OMFG PANIC WE LOST A GAME!" Thread

[Guest Crymson]

Air your panic, catastrophe, pessimism and outright defeatism here!

Examples of what you may like to write:

"We're screwed! Our goaltending sucks!"

"We can't even score against the Blackhawks! The Ducks will kill us in a seven-game series!"

"We have no secondary scoring!"

"Maltby sucks!"

etc.

Have at thee. Hopefully, at some point at season's end, after we've won the Cup, we can take this thread and find some way to burn it.

[hallelujahlogic 1]

i've been hearing a new one: "babcock sucks!"

oh and don't forget "we're not tough enough!"

[seeinred 1,488]

Fire Babcock!

Hasek's too old!

Ozzie sucks!

Split up Hank and Pavs!

[Kp-Wings 3]

Air your panic, catastrophe, pessimism and outright defeatism here!

Examples of what you may like to write:

"We're screwed! Our goaltending sucks!"

"We can't even score against the Blackhawks! The Ducks will kill us in a seven-game series!"

"We have no secondary scoring!"

"Hudler sucks!"

etc.

Have at thee. Hopefully, at some point at season's end, after we've won the Cup, we can take this thread and find some way to burn it.

Fixed that last one for ya.

[Lidstromrules16 7]

why should the wings even play their games in the playoffs?

they are just gonna lose

[HockeyCrazy3033 168]

OMG. WE HAVE THE WORST TANDEM IN THE LEAGUE. THEY CANNOT STOP A BEACH BALL. WE WILL GET NOWHERE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!1111

[Guest crazy8legs]

who were those pricks that were in the GDT?? i got banned at the drop of a hat for saying wordds like that..

[Echolalia 2,961]

Crap! Sammy didn't play in this game I don't have my go-to man!

[Kp-Wings 3]

Crap! Sammy didn't play in this game I don't have my go-to man!

If you're a true Wings fan, you'll still find a way to blame him for the loss.

[Z and D for the C 712]

May as well hedge their bets and use 9 woods in the first round and get some early practice in for the golf season. Maybe we'll be able to beat the blackhawks at that, cause they're obviously a better team than us.

[Aussie_Wing 354]

I get tired of the panic posts, but I'm starting to get just as tired of the 'anti panic posts'.

[Viperar 16]

I get tired of the panic posts, but I'm starting to get just as tired of the 'anti panic posts'.

you should re-evaluate the forum membership then

[Yzerfan1999 81]

There are just as many people bitching about the people who are bitching about losing. Both parties should give it a rest - its one game.

No need to make a thread either way!

[Yzerfan1999 81]

I get tired of the panic posts, but I'm starting to get just as tired of the 'anti panic posts'.

Thats what I meant to say.

[Nev 1,085]

"Maltby sucks and is lazy!"

Fixed

Personally, I hope we lose again next game. I've always said I want us to go into the playoffs on a losing streak (remember 02?). Look how well we've done when we coast into the playoffs on a 72 game winning streak.....

A wings losing streak usually means that a long winning streak is round the corner

[55fan 5,133]

Well, we need something to laugh at tonight (or this morning).

Might as well laugh at ourselves.

Ahem: I told you we needed to re-sign Lang!

[McCartyFanForLife 17]

Why the F wasn't Sammy playing?!?! If he had been in the game, Chicago would at least have some damaged shin pads today. They'd be sore for the game on Sunday. He'd better be playing then.

[edicius 3,269]

There are just as many people bitching about the people who are bitching about losing. Both parties should give it a rest - its one game.

No need to make a thread either way!

You're no better bitching about the people bitching about the people bitching about losing!

[McCartyFanForLife 17]

You're no better bitching about the people bitching about the people bitching about losing!

I'm confused as to who's the bitcher and who's the bitchee?

[redwings56 1]

Maltby had a nice goal last night. Scored it like a first liner.

I love the Sammy bashing. haha

[jim3033 1]

"Why would Chelios, 46, check Kane 7 times on a penalty kill?"

[maltbymaniac 13]

anybody know where the wings will be golfing?

[WingNutNorCal 0]

You think I can get at least half my money back if I sell all my Wing swag on ebay?

[GMRwings1983 8,804]

How dare anyone criticize the Wings for losing 6-2 to a Blackhawks team that we desperately don't want to face in the playoffs. Instead we should focus on all the positives out of this game.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of threads like this. That was a pitiful performance, and there's nothing wrong with people being angry about it. Yeah, it's not the playoffs, but it was still painful to watch.

[McCartyFanForLife 17]

Can I get refunds for my playoff tickets?