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You guys realize that if someone does this, no one will ever be able to throw another octopus again without it being a penalty to the Red Wings or a fine.

Yes, but that's like saying if the Russians desecrated the Lenin statues, there would be no more Lenin statues to desecrate.

IT

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OK I will chip in $10, but be advised: if Gary is keeping Kosher, than he is NOT allowed to eat Octopus, so dont get it in his mouth (OK shove it right down his throat, I have his Rabbi on speed dial!)

Me: "Rabbi Cohen, guess what little Gary Bettman swallowed, and it has doesnt have anything to do with Sidney Crosby this time...

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im in for $10 for sure. damn detroit is far from ottawa. even if it doesnt hit him, if it comes close enough that he is startled and backs up or something then i think i would laugh till i puked.

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I'll throw in $10 to anyone that hits him with an octopus IF we win the cup. I'll be in the upper level, so it'll be nearly impossible from there.

If we pool together, it could be a nice payout for a LEGENDARY sports story.

im trying to get lower bowl tickets to the game right now...if i get them (as i have every round so far) ill do it...maybe ill put a wings sweater on it that says feed the mule lol

i dont want to actually hit him though, just make it land in his general area....he's just an immature all star that hasnt learned veteran ways yet...if he was older and acted like this, then a direct plop is in order lol

all i can find is random single tickets right now lower bowl...i need two together

...wait, would they kick me out of the joe?

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im trying to get lower bowl tickets to the game right now...if i get them (as i have every round so far) ill do it...maybe ill put a wings sweater on it that says feed the mule lol

all i can find is random single tickets right now lower bowl...i need two together

...wait, would they kick me out of the joe?

I dont think the other fans would let the man kick you out.

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I dont think the other fans would let the man kick you out.

ok i wont be able to bring it across the border on the tunnel bus so id have to take a car or buy one in michigan....im in windsor

plus i gotta figure out how to put a mock sweater on this thing lol i think i have an extra baby shirt thats supposed to be a gift for a kid

ok going back to trying to get tickets.......argh!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

and i have a feeling after this year crosby will be much more mature and a more respectable player....lol go easy on him guys hes young...its more the leagues fault for spoiling their darling boy...

a nearby plop is in order though.

IMPORTANT QUESTION, i had tickets in the dallas end where they practiced and defended in the first game. do the visitors always start on the same side? i need to know wherther to try to get tickets on that side or not

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Notch me up for $20 on this. It's gotta hit the fool though.

argh my gf thinks ill get banned from the joe indefinately if i do it...argh i couldnt take that! a nearby would have to do ...

such desparity on good prices, found one on its own for 450 lower bowl 6 rows back, then a pair for 6 grand, what the hell!!!!

gonna have a sign that says, crosby grow up or shut up

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Guest Cup_champ08

i put my bid up for 10 bucks for a 5 foot radius

50 bucks on any part of the body

190 dollars for a headshot

im dead serious here! put a little tag that says courtisy of Letsgowings.com

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Remember, if you do this......you have to hit Gary Bettman, not Sidney Crosby. As much as I would love to see Crosby get smacked in the face with an octopus.

you think gary will actually show up? maybe he has tickets to see the lakers and celtics.... edit, yes i know theyre not actually playing the same time for once....just reference to bettman's idiotic scheduling in detroit last week

still trying to get tickets close enough...and not massively overpriced....

anyone have any access to tickets/?

anyone else going to try to do this as well?

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you think gary will actually show up? maybe he has tickets to see the lakers and celtics.... edit, yes i know theyre not actually playing the same time for once....just reference to bettman's idiotic scheduling in detroit last week

still trying to get tickets close enough...and not massively overpriced....

anyone have any access to tickets/?

anyone else going to try to do this as well?

Of course he'll show up. If he doesn't, he'll get called a ***** for not facing the (well-deserved) boos that he always gets.

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I'll throw in $10 to anyone that hits him with an octopus IF we win the cup. I'll be in the upper level, so it'll be nearly impossible from there.

If we pool together, it could be a nice payout for a LEGENDARY sports story.

i'll double it if the toss is followed by a kick in the nuts.

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I'm actually upping my pledge. $10 still for a near miss. $50 for a direct hit. Not a tentacle brushing his suit, but the octopus actually hitting the bastard square on above the belt. Hope you guys have good aim. And, if a bunch of you do it, I'm only paying one person.

Word,

LDi03

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