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I'll walk naked painted in red to Detroit tomorrow from arkansas to backhand Buttman personally....

I want to see no less than 4 octopi and 2 shoes hit him in the face while the JLA Crowd boo his ass off the ice.

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Actually hitting him is probably a really bad idea, for more than one reason (I'd laugh regardless)

Landing one near him would be almost as good--it'd have the same symbolic meaning. Bonus points if the tosser twirls it first.

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Ya'll realize no one will do this.

But as I said, if you hit him, PM me for payment information ;)

So cynical, tsk. I for one would do it in a heartbeat if I was anywhere near Detroit, let alone for the potential cash payout.

About that though: How do we confirm who throws what octopus? Anyone could pipe up if it happens and say "Yeah, that was me". Having multiple throwers only makes things more complex. Hell, it could be someone who dosen't even frequent LGW and coincidentally thought it would be an equally good idea.

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So cynical, tsk. I for one would do it in a heartbeat if I was anywhere near Detroit, let alone for the potential cash payout.

About that though: How do we confirm who throws what octopus? Anyone could pipe up if it happens and say "Yeah, that was me". Having multiple throwers only makes things more complex. Hell, it could be someone who dosen't even frequent LGW and coincidentally thought it would be an equally good idea.

Instead of giving all this pledged money to the alleged thrower, we select a charity that the Wings organization supports and all donate to it if someone pegs Bettman (or lands one near him). Bettman gets embarrassed AND people that need help get help. Win/win.

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Instead of giving all this pledged money to the alleged thrower, we select a charity that the Wings organization supports and all donate to it if someone pegs Bettman (or lands one near him). Bettman gets embarrassed AND people that need help get help. Win/win.

Actually, that's a really, really great idea. I think we should do this instead of doling out money to the throwers directly. If consensus agrees I'll chip in 10 bucks via paypal.

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Instead of giving all this pledged money to the alleged thrower, we select a charity that the Wings organization supports and all donate to it if someone pegs Bettman (or lands one near him). Bettman gets embarrassed AND people that need help get help. Win/win.

Excellent idea! But, dipwad IS a lawyer and even a near miss may incur legal fees (you guys at the Joe hafta hide the thrower!), so I'd also be inclined to help out with those if needed.

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Excellent idea! But, dipwad IS a lawyer and even a near miss may incur legal fees (you guys at the Joe hafta hide the thrower!), so I'd also be inclined to help out with those if needed.

Hiding the thrower is imperative. If you attempt the throw, make sure you have everyone around you raise their hands and wave them so identifying the thrower is next to impossible. I am sure anyone near you will more than likely be glad to help.

I am thinking hitting him probably isn't the best thing to do (Even though I would LOVE to see it). Anyhow, if anyone attempts this. Good luck and may your aim be true.

GO WINGS!!

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I'm sitting here in Sweden doing some work and waiting on the game, which starts 02:00 am CET.

I would love to see Bettman receive a hit, or the version with multiple octopusses thrown at him. I will be watching for this tonight.

If this happens I am willing to chip in 20$ too. So count me in as well.

Let's Bring the CUP home and give Bettman a nice summer gift.

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I know you guys all sound pumped about this idea, but here is why I hope this DOESN'T happen.

1. This could be THE NIGHT for the RED WINGS to celebrate coming out on top.

Even though we may dislike Bettman, we need to leave the spotlight on the PLAYERS, not selfishly make this about us and our gripes.

2. The players have been working hard not to fight back on dirty hits. They have shown incredible self-discipline to stay above it all. Why should we lower ourselves to such a level as to possibly confirm in the minds of the rest of the nation that Red Wing fans are "classless"? We should be above this, too.

3. Let's keep the media focus on what the RED WINGS have done right, rather than letting them focus on what the fans have done wrong.

GO WINGS!

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