timothy1997 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) Surprised no one realized this yet. Today is Gary Betteman's birthday. Come on everyone, what are you getting him this year?? Keep it clean too!! I hope he has one uncomfortable night, booed relentlessly tonight so much that he rushes over to Windsor, kneels down and kisses Canadian soil because its the only place that may feel like home for him. Edit: Spelling fix. Oh F**K it...he doesnt deserve to have his name spelled correctly. Edited June 2, 2008 by timothy1997 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kylee 727 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 lol, im giving him his filing papers! brett hull for comish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoDakWing 8 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 A Red Wings victory and an octopi to the face (if I were in Detroit) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MabusIncarnate 5,359 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 A Red Wings victory and an octopi to the face (if I were in Detroit) What he said in accordance with the other thread. I want a big slimey octopi hanging from his face when he's announcing the conn smythe winner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 haha maybe drapes'll get him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 What he said in accordance with the other thread. I want a big slimey octopi hanging from his face when he's announcing the conn smythe winner. "And the Conn Smythe trophy goes tooooo......Chmf Ogmpph!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyerberger 279 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 I hope someone gives him an octopus. How many spankings does he get this year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Williams29fan 6 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) Why don't you ask cindy? Huh Huh somebodies gettin lucky tonight! sry not too clean... but it had to be said by someone Edited June 2, 2008 by Williams29fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterling 16 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 Happy Birthday Bettman. You old dog you. You and your wife Dan O'halloran have a good time tonight. Don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadaBoy 151 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 A set of golf clubs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted June 2, 2008 "And the Conn Smythe trophy goes tooooo......Chmf Ogmpph!!" I would love for Chmf Ogmpph to win tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pavyaz19 1 Report post Posted June 3, 2008 Well now that today is tomorrow... he won't be booed on his birthday. Yay for Gary! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spyder 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2008 Hit the empty nets guys, come on thats 3 missed in a row. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Redmond 15 Report post Posted June 3, 2008 i guess he got his wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) I wasn't aware that creatures like Bettman had births, I thought they just crawled out of an interdimensional bog somewhere and started terrorizing nearby villages. Edited June 3, 2008 by PenaltyShot 96 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Satan81 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2008 An understanding of: Hockey!!! The game, the tradition, the true love of the true fans, knowledge of how to market the game, a public flogging for his sins against the game and most importantly his walking papers!!!!! Cherry or Bowman for commish!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites