puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Advantage of being broke: The fridge is next to empty, so no need for cleaning. (Gravy comes in a jar! Yikes! Sorry, what was I saying?... Oh, yes...) The person below me a block heater. I am not a block heater, but I sure as crikey know what one is! I lived in Iowa and Minnesota, so am familiar with the electrical plug hanging out from under the hood of the car. That, amongst other reasons, is why I now and forever live in Texas! TPBM has a secret crush on Chris Pronger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 WAT !!! The person below me's hands are registered as lethal weapons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted November 18, 2008 Yep, registered as Thunder and Lightning The person below me knows who Old Greg is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) Not before cheating and googling. The person below me has literally tried to twist to open a beer bottle before, like this guy. Edited November 19, 2008 by SouthernWingsFan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Not I, but I've popped more than one beverage using things that should never be used as a bottle opener- belt buckle, car fender, screwdriver... TPBM knows WTF I seem to have stuck in one of my teeth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Not I, but I've popped more than one beverage using things that should never be used as a bottle opener- belt buckle, car fender, screwdriver... TPBM knows WTF I seem to have stuck in one of my teeth. popcorn. the person below me enjoys Jeff Dunham! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 I do now!! The person below me enjoys Jon Stewart and/or Steven Colbert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Sorry, the person below you is an old geezerette who has heard of Jon Stewart, but has no idea who he is, and has never heard of the other guy. The person below me is in a high-risk group for some malady. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Sorry, the person below you is an old geezerette who has heard of Jon Stewart, but has no idea who he is, and has never heard of the other guy. The person below me is in a high-risk group for some malady. You got it. Hydrocephalus, already have and blessedly outgrew. Diabetes and heart disease run strong on my father's side, but I keep a close eye on things. TPBM has ever woken up with their eyelids stuck shut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 You got it. Hydrocephalus, already have and blessedly outgrew. Diabetes and heart disease run strong on my father's side, but I keep a close eye on things. TPBM has ever woken up with their eyelids stuck shut. the day after Halloween. my right one was stuck shut when I woke up, I had scratched it the night before and it was red and goopey and nasty for about a day and a half the person below me is mad at someone right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Nope, not at the moment. The person below me is attracted to shiny objects. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Nope, not at the moment. The person below me is attracted to shiny objects. More like distracted by shinny objects. TPBM is cold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 More like distracted by shinny objects. TPBM is cold my toes are. TPBM loves Hanson. and isnt affraid to admit it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted November 19, 2008 Um, Jeff Hanson? Sure. The person below me prefers to go barefoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shannyfan1414 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I love to go barefoot. Hardly wear shoes at all in the summer. The person below me is a teacher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 Not certified, but if we're going outside the lines, I can be a helluva teacher when it comes to sarcasm, getting pissed off at work, and hurting oneself in a physical sense. The person below me does not know the power of the dark side. *shrugs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I find your lack of faith disturbing. The person below me is old enough to remember when the environmentalists of the time were warning us about how pollution would cause a new ice age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 The person below me is old enough to remember when the environmentalists of the time were warning us about how pollution would cause a new ice age. IT'S GONNA BLOCK OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!! TPBM has actually USED a fire extinguisher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I have but it was on one of my friends as a prank. TPBM watched the Central game on ESPN last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted November 20, 2008 I have but it was on one of my friends as a prank. TPBM watched the Central game on ESPN last night Chunks of it, yeah. TPBM is going to the OSU/UM game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 No, because I live in the way opposite direction of Ohio and Michigan. I might be going to a high school football playoff game this weekend if that counts. It'll be live if I do. The person below me has had to perform a strip show due to losing a bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Nope, they'd be yelling "put it on! put it on!" The person below me has volunteered to ring bells for the Salvation Army. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Nope, they'd be yelling "put it on! put it on!" The person below me has volunteered to ring bells for the Salvation Army. No - I can annoy people on many other levels. TPBM has neat handwriting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Usually. My signature stinks up the joint though as I often sign things too fast. The person below me has yelled NO in despair before similar to this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kronner55 1 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 Indeed, I have (I believe it was during the Wings/Ducks game a couple weeks ago) TPBM is having a big holiday dinner at the their home to celebrate Thanksgiving. (and inviting all of their LGW friends over) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
