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2009 Round 1 Photoshop War: Columbus Blue Jackets

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#441 Datsyerberger

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 01:56 AM

QUOTE (Kira @ April 18, 2009 - 09:31PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe Statler and Waldorf were sitting in the Columbus announcers' booth. Perhaps???


Lol... actually, that's more like Ken & Mickey

Mickey: A hook? They call that a hook?
Ken: Chincy little calls like that..
Mickey: Back in my day, we had to hook a player up hill on the ice to draw a penalty like that!
Ken: Back in your day, they hadn't invented the Zamboni yet!
Both: *old men laughs*
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:27 AM

I actually made this last playoffs, but Oz's recent play warrants a repost

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 03:50 AM

My first attempt kinda shoddy got impatient so whatever

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:00 AM

QUOTE (asmith18 @ April 18, 2009 - 11:44PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Using MS paint, I'm sure someone can make a photoshop of this better than me


Hey, I think it's great! Loved the eyes. wink.gif

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#445 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:03 AM

QUOTE (Hockeytown_Ryan @ April 18, 2009 - 02:50PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Here Ya Go



QUOTE (Kira @ April 18, 2009 - 10:31PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
As a long time Muppet lover, I have to say I like this one. I'm surprised there was no Beaker, Swedish Chef, Statler, Waldorf or Kermit. But that's okay. I still love it.

Maybe Statler and Waldorf were sitting in the Columbus announcers' booth. Perhaps???



I Must be on this persons Ignore list.... Page 21 post number 414 i thinnk...

#446 WingsFanInBeanLand

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:16 AM



#447 finalfilppula

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:17 AM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ April 18, 2009 - 11:47PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some people have serious medical/psychological problems as to why they're overweight. They literally can't stop themselves.

Like Hitchcock.
Article.

Read that, and then you'll know why everybody on this board wants to stay away from Hitchcock's weight.


thanks for the link.

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:18 AM

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Nash is a redwings killer -> unassisted hatty, and a hatty in a 3-2 win


Not in the playoffs...When it matters.

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:19 AM



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#451 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:20 AM

QUOTE (Christ0pherXx @ April 18, 2009 - 09:21PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well I'm sorry, but I don't feel bad for fat people at all. There's no excuse why you should be that fat, I feel no sympathy towards anyone like that. Especially when they all ***** and complain about how they're so fat, it's like go out and do something about it! If you like being fat, and don't complain about it.. then that's fine - I don't have any problem with that.

Call me a dick or whatever, but that's just how I feel about that subject.

if you like being fat don't complain...im sure no one really likes being fat.....i mean would you want to be fat and around some of the people in here. the way they go on about hitch being fat he would probably have some serious metal problems. my question is why do you think people feel its ok to give people that are over weight a hard time? im sure you have something that we all could make fun of on here but i'll be damned if you ever told us about it. and like what was said he does have a problem so its not really his fault.


oh well back to the photoshop posts

man guys these are all great!!!!..i just wish it was the blackhawks....sharks or ducks we were doing this to. bluejackets its just not fun with them...they don't fight back.
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#452 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:21 AM

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damn i love corndogs. hahahahahaha
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#453 55fan

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:22 AM

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The guys' expressions are priceless! Love the hand coming out of the jacket too.

Yeah, I'm a woman of Hitchcockian proportions, but to be honest, weight is an issue that is so highly visual that people will make fun of it. It's the easiest target, and sometimes it can be funny. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself. Sometimes that fat jokes are stupid because all they're doing is saying you're fat. Other times they are truly good jokes that just happen to involve weight. This was good.

#454 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:25 AM



New control installed in Blue Jackets locker room

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:28 AM

I made the corndog image with no intention of offending anyone. It's just a play on what we had going on at A2Y.

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:33 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ April 19, 2009 - 02:22PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The guys' expressions are priceless! Love the hand coming out of the jacket too.

Yeah, I'm a woman of Hitchcockian proportions, but to be honest, weight is an issue that is so highly visual that people will make fun of it. It's the easiest target, and sometimes it can be funny. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself. Sometimes that fat jokes are stupid because all they're doing is saying you're fat. Other times they are truly good jokes that just happen to involve weight. This was good.



I couldn't agree more. THIS is funny. The other fat photoshop stuff is easy fodder and some of it classless. The mear fact that of mustard on the helmet, thats pretty damn funny. If it was any coach back there and you photoshopped the corn dog this is funny! Great stuff!
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 10:01 AM






"The one thing I love about Datsyuk, and there is much to love, is that no other player is like him. And, at least in recent history, it's hard to think of any player who has really been like him. He is a unique freak of nature in how he stick checks and operates in tight quarters. It's amazing how he deceives people from a stand-still position or when he isn't moving very fast. He is hockey's David Blaine." -- John Buccigross

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 10:03 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ April 19, 2009 - 09:22AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The guys' expressions are priceless! Love the hand coming out of the jacket too.

Yeah, I'm a woman of Hitchcockian proportions, but to be honest, weight is an issue that is so highly visual that people will make fun of it. It's the easiest target, and sometimes it can be funny. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself. Sometimes that fat jokes are stupid because all they're doing is saying you're fat. Other times they are truly good jokes that just happen to involve weight. This was good.


Good post. And I still say there's not one of us who posts on this board that doesn't have a past/present/future addiction or compulsion of some type. Food/ booze/ sex/internet/whining/negativity/inferiority complex/vanity/ combativeness/exercise/power/clothes/shopping/collecting/credit card misuse/conspicuous consumption.....

If the shoe fits, and it's a pretty damn big shoe....


Some of the above are just more obvious than others.

So. Who wants to toss the first log? Hmmmmmmm?

Edited by Vladifan, 19 April 2009 - 10:04 AM.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


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Posted 19 April 2009 - 10:12 AM

QUOTE (WingsFanInBeanLand @ April 19, 2009 - 10:16AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


The best part is the splatter that he's got everywhere... haha.
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So, we're dogpiling on the goalie sammy Hudler the defense the refs league bias against us coaching now? Ok.

Babcock is lazy and he sucks!

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ April 19, 2009 - 10:22AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The guys' expressions are priceless! Love the hand coming out of the jacket too.

Yeah, I'm a woman of Hitchcockian proportions, but to be honest, weight is an issue that is so highly visual that people will make fun of it. It's the easiest target, and sometimes it can be funny. You just have to learn to laugh at yourself. Sometimes that fat jokes are stupid because all they're doing is saying you're fat. Other times they are truly good jokes that just happen to involve weight. This was good.



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