OsGOD 3 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 My buddy and I are convinced that Jeff Rimer wishes every player was Rick Nash just so he could say his name more often. "Rick Nash passes to Rick Nash, back to Rick Nash, one-timer, he shoots! Oh, what a save by Rick Nash!" thats becuase Rick Nash is amazing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
egroen 384 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Anyone else getting a little tired of Ken Daniels' "datsyukian"-everything? "That's a datsyukian-deke", "a datsyukian steal", "what a datsyukian move that was!". I like the expression, Pavel should definitely have his own adjective, but he's overusing it. 100% agreed -- I was sick of hearing "datsyukian deke" a couple years ago. Add something else to your repetoire, Daniels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zettie85 106 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 If anyone watches the World Junior Championship on TSN each year, you know about Pierre and Gord. They are so bad and we have been so over exposed to them in Canada, that they have become downright funny to listen to. Gord Miller drinking game... pound a shot everytime Gord yells "INN front".. listen for it next game. Pierre trying to be cool and cater to the young audience is also awesome. Phrases like "roof daddy" seem so forced. In one 2 minute clip, we can almost cover what it's like to listen to these two all of the time. Pierre says "Ryan Ellis" about 8 times, and Gord drops the classic INNN front. enjoy. HAHA. That's classic. I watch that tourney religiously and what you said is so true. I heard Pierre call one kid an absolute amazing being once I thought that was weird. I kinda miss the days of Paul Romaniuk sp?. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holiday 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 "DOC" is my worst... mother F*Cker! i hate when they call him that What's wrong with calling someone Doc? Huhh?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z Winged Dangler 2,082 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 I don't know about you guys but I just heard the worst saying ever by the Ducks announcers. I don't know if he made this one up but he should be hit with a stick. "Bobby Ryan goes coast to coast like buttered toast." What's the worst you have heard???? est le but? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C-TownWing 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 What's wrong with calling someone Doc? Huhh?? At least he actually has a Ph.D. and the nickname doesn't just come from the glasses and nasally voice. I can respect that, how many others in the sport (besides medical staff, obviously) can legitimately be called Doc? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kylee 727 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 so i just clicked this video at school. and i totallly was not expecting to laugh as hard and as loud as i did. that guy is awesome! i couldnt even finish the video Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
finalfilppula 2 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 roof-daddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nev 1,085 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 The fact that come Stanley Cup finals time, we no longer get the north american commentary, we have to suffer the "international" commentary with Dave Strader and Joe Michelletti treating the entire audience like a bunch of 8 years olds who've never seen a game in their life. "Icing is where the puck travels across both red lines and........" *goes to find a noose* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ZetterbergFourty Report post Posted November 5, 2009 roof-daddy. I like roof-daddy, or water bottle shot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kylee 727 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 I like roof-daddy, or water bottle shot name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /> how about the lightning winning the Cup? that dude was about to DIE! name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" /> normally i think the play by play guy for buffalo is a hack, but that call is actually pretty awesome, still funny to me though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 how about the lightning winning the Cup? that dude was about to DIE! normally i think the play by play guy for buffalo is a hack, but that call is actually pretty awesome, still funny to me though. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-Lafontaine!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holiday 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 At least he actually has a Ph.D. and the nickname doesn't just come from the glasses and nasally voice. I can respect that, how many others in the sport (besides medical staff, obviously) can legitimately be called Doc? I was making a joke based on my username. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtrememachine1 795 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Mike Lange for the Penguins is pretty bad: "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek" "Get that dog off my lawn" "Get in the fast lane Grandma the Bingo game is ready to roll" "He's smiling like a butcher's dog" "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too" (Lots of dogs wearing Pens jerseys that say "Sam's dog") "Look out Loretta" "[goalie name] doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch" There's some newer ones that he tries out, but I can't remember those right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Mike Lange for the Penguins is pretty bad: "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek" "Get that dog off my lawn" "Get in the fast lane Grandma the Bingo game is ready to roll" "He's smiling like a butcher's dog" "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too" (Lots of dogs wearing Pens jerseys that say "Sam's dog") "Look out Loretta" "[goalie name] doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch" There's some newer ones that he tries out, but I can't remember those right now. For some reason I find it hard to dislike him. Although the "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!" thing gets a little tiresome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C-TownWing 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 I was making a joke based on my username. Duh. ...and there's the downfall of the tiny personal internet usage at work window. Users or posts, not both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ZetterbergFourty Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Mike Lange for the Penguins is pretty bad: "Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek" "Get that dog off my lawn" "Get in the fast lane Grandma the Bingo game is ready to roll" "He's smiling like a butcher's dog" "Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too" (Lots of dogs wearing Pens jerseys that say "Sam's dog") "Look out Loretta" "[goalie name] doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch" There's some newer ones that he tries out, but I can't remember those right now. Other than that one you explained, I dont understand any of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GordieSid&Ted Report post Posted November 5, 2009 What's the worst you have heard???? Anything that ****** Jack Edwards of the Bruins says. That guy is such an ass. If a Boston Bruins player is throwing punches, even if they're wild and not connecting, you'd think it was Tyson laying down a beatdown. If that same Boston player takes a punch on the jaw, gets knocked the f*** out and falls on his back, with the puncher landing on top of his unconscious body, Edwards would say something like "he gets the takedown" in favor of the Bruins guy. I hate that guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Law 15 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 All these are bad but no one is in Jack Edwards league, dude compared the Bruins first round defeat of the Canadians to the American revolution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VAL FILPPULA Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Im really not liking Ken Daniels' "SNIPE" Other than that: "Top shelf, peanut butter, game over" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 Heard the tail end of a story on the Ticket.....don't know any details other than a black announcer made the statement the the guy that scored a TD (also black) had "runnin from the cops speed". I guess there's a clamor about this. Anyone hear any more about it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpiritFan 37 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 This guy. hahaha If this thread can have a winner, this would be it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StormJH1 231 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 If this thread can have a winner, this would be it! Haha, SpiritFan beat me to it! I thought the Panthers guy is hilarious. I heard about him on the radio, and I'm pretty sure that viewers get to submit things for him to say on the air, and he either picks his favorite or there's some other type of contest to determine what he goes with. Hey, for a crap franchise like that with zero following and no tradition, I think it's great. Anything you can do to make the game fan-friendly. Sure, maybe you could care less if the Panthers score a meaningless goal in March to contend for the 12th spot in the East, but you'd definately be listening to hear if "YOU STAY CLASSY, SAN DIEGO!" got picked b/c it was YOUR idea. Haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted November 5, 2009 If this thread can have a winner, this would be it! Wow. The state of Florida must be having a contest to see who is the worse announcer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lidstromboli Report post Posted November 5, 2009 bahahaha AND I DRAW DING DONGS ON PEOPLE wtf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
