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10/21 GDT: Sharks 1 @ Red Wings 0 (SO)

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here's another couple haikus ala BoS:

San Jose is fast

We are not as fast as them

We are in trouble

We need a call up

Nyquist is quite a fast guy

Let's dump Samuelsson

Send Sammy to Grand Rapids

He sucks like a new vacuum cleaner

My cat could play better

Edited by WingsAlways
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Biggest difference between this year's start and last years is Special Teams. Lets hope that continues to be the case.

Through 9 games:

2012 4 Wins 5 Losses

2013 6 Wins 3 Losses

Our PK has been great so far. I expect more consistancy from our PP though. Should be better with Nyquist-Tatar on the 2nd unit.

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:lol:

Someone needs haiku lessons.

Or maybe the attempt at haiku form was symbolically sucking to represent Sammy in some metaphysical way.

Edit: adding a smiley. I liked the effort and was trying to add props, not trying to be a prick. It's easy to forget the smiley when Sammy is the subject. :)

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Sorry.

It's difficult to create anything remotely intelligent when using Sammy as your subject.

I understand. Let me try:

Sammy hurt his boob

Now none of us can stand him

Please just go away

Ode to Kronner, by BoS

I miss Nik Kronwall

His big butt makes the ice small

See you Wednesday Nik

Edit because I'm inspired

Ode to Ouellet

Happy first game kid

I will call you Ha-Vee-Air

'Cause I'm in Phoenix

Edited by BottleOfSmoke

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Sorry.

It's difficult to create anything remotely intelligent when using Sammy as your subject.

I think you misinterpret my comment. I was meaning the form was intentionally wrong because it was about Sammy, further emphasizing how much he sucks. I was going to like your post but my wife came in to adk me something. I actually found it quite humorous. :)

Sammy bleeping sucks

We need to lose his cap hit

But he plays like s***

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I think you misinterpret my comment. I was meaning the form was intentionally wrong because it was about Sammy, further emphasizing how much he sucks. I was going to like your post but my wife came in to adk me something. I actually found it quite humorous. :)

Sammy bleeping sucks

We need to lose his cap hit

But he plays like s***

bonus points for rhyming, Xym :clap:

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bonus points for rhyming, Xym :clap:

Thank you kindly. My wife jokes that i'm MC-YT since I frequently throw a rhymed couplet for humorous effect, or improv my own lyrics to a song for humor (or to make a point in a choir rehearsal).

Back the game, good PK. I missed the first as the Center Ice preview ended and I was on hold with the cable company. Anyone have the short version of the recap thus far?

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Thank you kindly. My wife jokes that i'm MC-YT since I frequently throw a rhymed couplet for humorous effect, or improv my own lyrics to a song for humor (or to make a point in a choir rehearsal).

Back the game, good PK. I missed the first as the Center Ice preview ended and I was on hold with the cable company. Anyone have the short version of the recap thus far?

Good defense, multiple PKs, few (if any) scoring chances.

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wow Franzen with a bit of an inspired shift, created a good scoring chance for Alfie

he keeps it up and I'll start calling him his old nickname again

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I'll take boring, solid positional play if it keeps the bad guys from putting it in our net. Has Smith been better not paired with Quincey?

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I understand. Let me try:

Sammy hurt his boob

Now none of us can stand him

Please just go away

Ode to Kronner, by BoS

I miss Nik Kronwall

His big butt makes the ice small

See you Wednesday Nik

Edit because I'm inspired

Ode to Oullet

Happy first game kid

I will call you Ha-Vee-Air

'Cause I'm in Phoenix

I needed that laugh after last game, feel a little better. Thanks for that lol

Get off your ass mule,

Whoa did he just block that shot?

Babs gave him Red Bull

Edited by WingsAlways
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Wow...Farnzen does not look to bad at center.

He didn't when he played center near the end of last season too. A little harder for him to float given the responsibilities of the position.

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