Jimmybigrigs69 366 Report post Posted February 27 At the end of 2019/20 James Devellano led Jimmy Howard to the fiery center of Mt. Weight Watchers, the only place where the one hoagie to feed them all could be destroyed...... But the hearts of goalies are easily corrupted... "CAST IT INTO THE (TRASH) BIN JIMMY! IT MUST BE DESTROYED!" Devellano exclaimed. Eyeing the precious dbl meat, dbl cheese, and extra mayo hoagie, and with a devious smile begining to creep across his face, Jimmy Howard replied with only: it was on that fateful day that the evil of sandwiches triumphed over the hearts of Detroit goalies. Jimmy cast aside his job, his team, contract and money... all for extra deli meat... dooming the net of wingkind for generations: 2020/21 - Jimmy's heir, Bernier, assumed the net. But he would be quickly injured, traded, and then retire. He lasted just 34 games before the hoagie hex consumed him. 2021/22 - Next in line: the young calder finalist Ned. He made it about 64 games with the wings before the curse too devoured him. 2022/23 to present - Husso made it 74 games. HM to Reimer and Greiss. Howard's hoagie got those goalies too along the way. RIP. Lyon and and Talbot currently sit at 67 and 33 GP respectively. How much longer do we think they have? One hoagie to feed them all, one hoagie to find them, one hoagie to bring them all and in au jus we dine them 1 Rick D reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Motor City Mullets 303 Report post Posted February 27 I wouldn't mind seeing Lyon sticking around for another 2, or 3 more seasons unless Yzerman feels Cossa is ready to step in next year. Lyon is sure to get a few offers this summer from rivals if Detroit doesn't make a sales pitch by the end of this season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeftWinger 5,129 Report post Posted February 28 (edited) Mrazek saw the signs and wanted out before the hoagies took ahold! Edited March 9 by LeftWinger 2 Jimmybigrigs69 and Motor City Mullets reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeftWinger 5,129 Report post Posted March 9 (edited) On 2/28/2025 at 4:33 PM, LeftWinger said: Mrazek saw the signs and wanted out before the hoagies took ahold! Well, Hmmmmm.... I guess Yzerman will not be satisfied until all his goalies are hexed! Welcome back Petr? Your hoagie awaits! Edited March 9 by LeftWinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmybigrigs69 366 Report post Posted March 25 It began with the forging of the great hoagies of power. 3 were given to the Phil Kessel... the coolest and most skilled of all out of shape fat guys. 7 to the Big Buff... destroyer of forwards and only black guy in Winnipeg. 9 to the Howie... who above all else desired food over career. Within these hoagies was bound the meats cheeses and skills to win the stanley cup. But they were all of them decieved... For another hoagie was forged. In the land of New Jersey, in the concession stands of the Prudential center, Fatso Brodeur cooked in secret a master hoagie more delicous than all others. And into it he poured all of his lust for his in-laws wives and hatred of Sean Avery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
