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#2465332 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 1 Discussion (12/14)

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 16 December 2013 - 06:16 PM

'Sloppy seconds' packed on some pounds.

 

 

 

 

That's all I got.

And....he's still giving it to a gorgeous rich woman.




#2465151 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 1 Discussion (12/14)

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 15 December 2013 - 09:24 PM

I'll let Jimmy answer that:

 

http://video.redwing...nsole?id=129624

I"m also a lefty. I write left handed, eat left handed etc.  But anything requiring strength and precision I do with my right hand.  I shoot right, throw right, etc.




#2463885 12/12 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Lightning 2 (SO)

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 12 December 2013 - 10:30 PM

this is the most pathetic so i've ever seen....

Absolutely.  THe ONLY one looking like he cared Was monster.  All the shooters looked bored.  Bishop barely had to move to make most saves.  As soon as St Louis came up, I told my wife, it's over.




#2458402 Pre-game discussion 11/27 Bruins: Dats out. Gus in.

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 26 November 2013 - 10:05 PM

WOW, I've been busy lately and missed last game and haven't had time til now to catch up, but had that hit happened to say Crosby.....there would have been serious repercussions.  I REALLY hate the way the NHL operates now days.  What happened to zero tolerance on headshots?  that was as blatantly purposeful as it gets.  Not to mention the cross check to his back seconds before.  SMGDH...i just....I'm about done with this joke of a league.




#2458398 NHL14 Berzerk Style!

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 26 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

For anyone who's every played NHL14 extensively, you know how bug ridden and frustrating it can be. So, to lighten the mood of anyone who's ever wanted to break their controller over the game, I decided to Re-Write Eminem's "Berzerk" (NHL14 Remix)  Sorry mods if there is a more appropriate place for this, but this is general discussion right?  And it DOES have to do with hockey.  Here goes...

 

Now this games about to kick off, this year it looks wack 
Let's take it back to straight coding and start it from scratch 
I'm 'bout to bloody this ice up, everybody get back 
That's why my controller needs a pad cause this games on the ra-aag 
Just like I did with last years edition, I'm 'bout to kick it 
Like with gary bettman, the fans are about to picket 
Got 'em still on the bench cuz ea dunno how to fix it 
rushing to yearly release, we should tell 'em stick it 
My stick is looking frail, cuz of constant stick lifts. 
Bout to go fight this guy, just for making a clean hit 
Same goal scored 10 times a game gettin sick of it 
The art of dangle dangle mixed with da glitching and disconnects 
And If don't get the win, i'll quit 
Been playing video hockey since you thought PE was gym, bi... 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook] 
We're gonna rag the puck until the buzzer sounds 
You winning ain't allowed , cause EA sports says its in the gaem 
So baby make just like S(ergei)-Fed and don't let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it , before you up and rage quit 
Life's too short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch) yeah 

[Verse 2] 
Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it 
Jerseys pressed, Nike skates crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't 
That pretty play or goal that made 'em just faint 
Plus I showed up with a glitch fresher than wet paint 
So if cheating is a chess game, check mate 
But ref, this guy is cheatin', made a clean hit, (get in the box), bang-bang 
Yessiree coach, I was thinkin' the same thang 
So come get on this Kid's nerves,and rag on the puck, dang-dang 
Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow 
Got your goalie blowing up a valve, valve-valve 
Ain't slowing down til you, throw in the towel, towel-towel 
Real hockey?, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how 
At least I know that I don't know 
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel cheated 
Hope so, now ho... 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook 2] 
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds 
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem 
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit 
lifes to short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals 

[Scratch] 

[Verse 3] 
They say that glitching is powerful as learning how to score real goals 
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that zamboni 
With the ugly dreads and black skin 
Rammer, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low 
Far as playin with skill though, that's the past 
But I done did enough cheating to knock bettman into tomorrow 
And team, you want me to pass the puck? hell no! 
But I am trying to find a way to glitch us a goal (Glitch Goal) 
Oh, cuz I would rather be a 
Glitcher with a potty mouth, cuz yo the leaderboards matter 
glitch goals and Cross-crease is all i know 
Kid you're fixing to get your record broke 
Don't be absurd man, aint winnin baby 
I ain't let anybody win since the great one, unless you're a crosby 
Word kid, word man you heard, but don't get discouraged yet 
This is your game, unless u actually wanna play hockey 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook 2] 
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds 
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem 
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit 
lifes to short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals




#2456483 11/21 GDT: Hurricanes 3 at Red Wings 4

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 21 November 2013 - 10:14 PM

Wasnt able to watch tonight due to work.  How did the team look?  Howie? and better yet....Nyquist?  True he scored in the first 20 seconds?  If so...eat that holland...not a kids game pffff.




#2455858 Nyquist Getting the call

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 20 November 2013 - 06:29 PM

After hearing that from Holland from his interview with Matt Dery, I've totally lost any hope that Holland is the guy to move this team into the next phase.  Thanks for what he's done, but time to move on to someone who can change with the times.

Especially seeing as how the KIDS are the reason we damn near took the hawks out last year in the playoffs.




#2455174 Would you consider Howard on a "Cold Streak"?

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 19 November 2013 - 02:10 PM

This is the same game that includes Chara and Weber on the legends team over Nicklas Lidstrom. With NHL 14 now sporting Malkin, Crosby, St. Louis, and Stamkos all in over Yzerman as well. When the Canucks were doing better their entire top line all went up as well as their defense and goaltending. That said I feel like the people who do the hot/cold changes are not really in tune with the game of hockey at all.

Good points.  The people who make the game aren't in tune with the game of hockey IMO.  Vancouver went up because ...surprise surprise, game is made in Couver




#2442545 Pet Names

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 07 October 2013 - 12:50 PM

if it's a weiner dog, aka hot dog...call it murph, or murphy




#2442539 Worst Giveaway Ever?

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 07 October 2013 - 12:21 PM

Keep swingin charlie...maybe you'll give em a cold!




#2420579 Datsyuk agrees to 3-year extension, $22.5m total, $7.5m/year

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 18 June 2013 - 12:42 PM

Please forgive the bad mental image i'm about to give you but....... I have the HUGEST  boner right now.  Dammit, why does the wife have to be at work at the moment?  I can already feel certain things getting "blue"   :lol:

 

FYI:

<-------- Is my wife 




#2415266 WCSF Game 7 GDT: Red Wings 1 at Blackhawks 2 OT (CHI wins series, 4-3)

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 29 May 2013 - 09:03 PM

YEAHHH BOYYYY, WAY TO COME OUT SWINGIN!!!




#2405951 Red Wings don't belong in the same rink as the Hawks?

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 17 May 2013 - 09:37 AM

I say let them keep thinking that.  Most of thought this team wouldn't be icing for the playoffs, and most thought that we wouldn't make it out of the first round either.   Do I think we'll beat the hawks on talent alone? NO!  But, I think we will shock them at least twice in this series.  Let them doubt.  This team thrives on it.




#2395310 Boychuck hit on Grabovski

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 03 May 2013 - 01:07 PM

Been there.  It's like NNNNooooooooooooo!!!




#2393858 Eller Destroyed

Posted by Kmahrle83 on 02 May 2013 - 08:03 PM

I'm so tired of the league ejecting players for clean hits, yet when suspensions/fines are warranted, most of the time they get a slap on the wrist.  Not only that , the league clearly favors certain players and teams.  Every day, they become more of a joke.  I've been trying to get some friends to get into hockey but they can't understand the rules.  My friend asked me "why can one team do that but not the other?" , and "how come he didn't get called for that in the first period, but did in the third, when the one in the first period was 20 times worst?".  

 

New fans, get confused by the rules and how they're called and lose interest.