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"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't even teach gym post on LGW during work hours" - Jimmybigrigs69

So he sucked as a player? Sounds like a coach to me!

https://leightongoalieacademy.com/ Omfg read the front to this website and then shoot me and yzerman in the face (SY first)

Summer offseason / off topic thread I'll start: WHO/UN says that in 2024 175K Euros died due to heat, out of a population 744,000,000. This accounts for 0.0235% of the population. Pewresearch says that in 2023 gun violence accounted for 47K deaths in the USA. This accounts for 0.014% of the population. So you are almost twice as likely to be baked to death in Europe than killed by a gun in America. Not sure why this felt important to share, but it's good ammo for when you need to dunk on europoors who can't afford AC. Cheers

"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym." George Bernard Shaw

I actually love this song and bump it often, thought you might like if you havent heard it yet, not sure how its survived on youtube this long

I do this every year, so im keeping up with tradition, just have less ammo this off season... anyway, 1. John Gibson Class: Iron Dome Skills: knocks down incoming missles to protect home base. Maintains a strict diet, and definately does not get hoagies lodged in his throat 3 at a time. Because of this weight control, likely won't need to be replaced in the near future. *Disclaimer: will likely need to be replaced by 2-3 new goalies as soon as next year 2. Michael Leighton Class: Drill Instructor Skills: Being 6'3"... we didnt know they stacked shidt that high. Does not discriminate against Hawks, Preds, Canes, Bolts, or Flyers... he was equally worthless on each of those teams. 3. James Van Reimsdyk Class: Grizzled Veteran Skills: has done 11 tours in Philly, Tronna, Boston, Colombus, and the Mekong river delta. Isnt the naive young soldier he once was, but seeing Kane reminds him of losing the cup on Pattys game winning goal in philly, which activates his PTSD sending him into wild frenzies of violent hockey play. In his freetime he enjoys clogging and summering in Rotterdam. 4. Jacob Bernard-Docker Class: Not Nick Perbix Skills: Rejected by both Ottawa and Buffalo, but he's on this team because *insert reason here*. Kinda looks like Nick Perbix, but I assure you, that is actually a man named Jacob Bernard Docker.

You can't enter Canada with a DUI on your record Wisconsin. Also, just drive right past Ottawa.

"a seasoned goaltender, boasts a storied hockey career" !!! The man played 110 NHL games and looks like he was a backup in every league he's been in, hahaha

I remember all your posts.