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Sidney Crosby Award - Biggest Whiner

Theo Fleury Award - Most over-the-top celebration after scoring a goal (could double as the Peter Klima Award)

Nick Kronwall Award - Handed out the the player with the most freakish injury each season

Sergei Fedorov Award - Given to the player with the most overall talent that refuses to use it on a consistant basis.

Gordie Howe Award - Awarded to the player ranked highest in Goals, Assists, and PIMs

Mikael Samuelsson - Player with the most meaningless shots in a year / most shots that hit the goaltender in the chest

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The Inaugural Jordin Tootoo award for punking out in fights.

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A fight that Tootoo actually lost might make for a better example flip ;)

The Jim Carey award - best "Mask"

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A fight that Tootoo actually lost might make for a better example flip ;)

The Jim Carey award - best "Mask"

Heh. =D Yeah, you're right, but I was googling for a bad looking shot... probly shoulda looked on hockeyfights for media. ;)

And Jim Carey! I can't believe that I remember him. I definitely can't remember his mask with the Caps though

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Heh. =D Yeah, you're right, but I was googling for a bad looking shot... probly shoulda looked on hockeyfights for media. ;)

And Jim Carey! I can't believe that I remember him. I definitely can't remember his mask with the Caps though

Neither can I! But im sure it had to be smokin', right?

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Lou, there's just something about you that is irrevocably attractive. Is it the Brian Burke avatar? I think it's the Brian Burke avatar.

Found it, the ONE AND ONLY JIM CAREY BRICK WALL FACE PLATE:

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And um... sorry to say Lou, your man just got his ass ******* kicked in best goalie mask ever. This dude owns:

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I think these are good ideas for trophies.

The Paul Kariya Award - The Biggest Sissy of the season.

The Mike Ricci Award - The Ugliest player Award.

The Jamie McLennan Trophy - The worst Cheap shot of the post-season.

The Keith Tkachuk Award - The most over paid player of the season.

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Kari Lehtonen Award - I don't know, but this deserves something for sure.

Most effective use of surroundings?

Pavel Datsyuk Award- For the player with the most times, made you say "Holy s***! did you see that?!?!" and " How the hell did he just do that?!?!" :blink:

Sorry, but that one should be the Chris Chelios Memorial Trophy. Every shift, the fact that he is out there increases his level of holys***iness to ten times anyone else's.

Jarkko Ruutu Award- Most lucky to be on an NHL roster.

Patrick Wah Award- Player who's attitude is most damaging to the league's image (given their level of fame).

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Sandis Ozolinsh Award- Given to the player who most adamantely ignores his defensive duties due to toxic levels of alcoholism.

Andreas Lilja Award (had to be done)- player who is least likely to realise that a top 4 roster spot on one team does not necessarily equal a top 4 roster spot on another (much improved) team.

Couldn't pick anyone who hasn't played at the Olympic & World Cup finals?

I guess you know your history... any ideas?

P.S.- ... is this Jarkko?

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Tough question... Scott Clemmensen?

:P True dat.

Will Brodeur make it through all 82 next year? Wait and see.

Alexander Daigle Award- awarded to the player who learns to hold his tongue regarding his positioning in the draft.

OR

Biggest all-time let-down.

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:P True dat.

Will Brodeur make it through all 82 next year? Wait and see.

Alexander Daigle Award- awarded to the player who learns to hold his tongue regarding his positioning in the draft.

OR

Biggest all-time let-down.

Daigle isn't the biggest all-time let down. Patrik Stefan is a worse No.1 pick, and Jason Bonsignore is a worse player who was also compared to Mario Lemieux. Both were drafted after Daigle.

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i hope no one from the league office finds there way into this thread. i'm sure they're always on the look out for more meaningless awards like the messier trophy or roger crozier saving grace award.

how 'bout the montreal canadiens trophy? awarded to the team who at the end of the playoffs has accumulated the most stanley cups. anaheim would have won it this year edging out the rest of the competition by one stanley cup.

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Daigle isn't the biggest all-time let down. Patrik Stefan is a worse No.1 pick, and Jason Bonsignore is a worse player who was also compared to Mario Lemieux. Both were drafted after Daigle.

Yeah, but Daigle is more notorious for being a disappointment. I agree, Stefan was a bigger let-down, maybe when he retires, he'll be more well known. He's only 26. Not tons of time left, but enough.

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i hope no one from the league office finds there way into this thread. i'm sure they're always on the look out for more meaningless awards like the messier trophy or roger crozier saving grace award.

how 'bout the montreal canadiens trophy? awarded to the team who at the end of the playoffs has accumulated the most stanley cups. anaheim would have won it this year edging out the rest of the competition by one stanley cup.

What?

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