It's All My Fault

[discohadestwo 0]

I need to get this off my chest. I'm fully responsible for the Wings losing the past two games.

I had a playoff beard going from when we clinched a playoff spot. It was getting mighty mighty. The itching had stopped & it was full grown & I was proud.

Right after the first game, I found out I had a job interview for Comcast.. I was happy & sad at the same time.

Trying to think of reasons to not shave, such as, "Maybe the interviewer likes the Wings & they'll understand." My girlfriend managed to talk me into shaving.

So, We won the second game to take a series lead 2-0

My interview was on the day of Game 3. I relunctly woke up & shaved the entire playoff bear.

The game started & I was anxious to see what I had done.

It looked like we were in the clear as time ticked down & we had the lead.

Now, here we are. Series tied 2-2. & I'm to blame.

I have underestimated the Hockey Gods, & may Wings Fans have mercy on my soul.

Edited April 18, 2008 by discohadestwo

[Casey 145]

Have you shaven since?

[discohadestwo 0]

No. I'm hoping my pound of flesh has been taken & the Hockey Gods & I are even with 2 losses.

[OsGOD 3]

Sieve Sieve Sieve!!!

Hopefully comcrap was worth it!!!!!!

hehe, seriously though, hope it went well. Getting a job in this economy is way more important than 2 hockey games!

Edited April 18, 2008 by OsGOD

[Gordie Howe hat trick 110]

Eh, the Wings are talented enough to pick em' back up, have no fear.

[Jamaica Jon 1]

Here's the way I look at it. We won 2 games while you had the beard, and now we've lost those 2 games back since you've been without it.

We should be good for tonight!

[DyingAlive 27]

You people are letting him off too easy!

19 lashes to the back in memory of our hockey god.

I knew there was a logical explanation for us losing two games in a row to Nashville

[lfd250 1]

Yep. your fault.

[OsGOD 3]

[maltbymaniac 13]

at least he was man enough to come "clean" with us.....now off with his head.

anyways seeing your going to be working with comcast "a buddy of mine told me if you tip the cable guy he will give you free HBO"....so what do ya think

[Louisville 112]

[arnoldbuck 0]

Well, I still have mine going. If i can get past the Red tape I will figure out hpw to upload a pic. Tonight is huge for us, and I will be decked out in all my Wing gear representing us at the bar!!!

If we win tonight, I will consider forgiving you, haha. Take care.

[JayUp88 1]

thanks for ruining the playoffs, you "are not in"

Edited April 18, 2008 by JayUp88

[Lidsyukerberg 0]

30 lashes with a wet noodle.

If we catch you doing it again we shall be forced to turn you over for a sound thrashing with a soggy taco shell (not to be confused with a soggy tortilla which be more of a dough like substance rendering utterly useless and particularly silly).

Now away with you to grow that beard, grow man grow.

On a serious note however, hopefully you got the job, these are rough times.

[maltbymaniac 13]

well at least he can grow a beard some people (me) cant do it.if i grow one i look like a scragly hobo and even if thats not enough the itchieness just drives me insane.so i just inshrine myself with wings memrobila and wings gear and im good to go.

[cboth686 0]

I vote we guotine him French Revolution style!!!!

I actually noticed that Zetterberg usually has some pretty good scruff going during the season and he shaved it for playoffs. Maybe he is trying some kinda opposite thing...

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

That's huge! Now we know not to blame Hasek, Lidstrom, Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Samuelsson, Lilja, Babcock or Holland. It was obviously discohadestwo and his need to be employed!

I'm glad you came forward because if the Wings don't win the cup expect to be tarred and feathered!

[dawings 0]

I need to get this off my chest. I'm fully responsible for the Wings losing the past two games.

I had a playoff beard going from when we clinched a playoff spot. It was getting mighty mighty. The itching had stopped & it was full grown & I was proud.

Right after the first game, I found out I had a job interview for Comcast.. I was happy & sad at the same time.

Trying to think of reasons to not shave, such as, "Maybe the interviewer likes the Wings & they'll understand." My girlfriend managed to talk me into shaving.

So, We won the second game to take a series lead 2-0

My interview was on the day of Game 3. I relunctly woke up & shaved the entire playoff bear.

The game started & I was anxious to see what I had done.

It looked like we were in the clear as time ticked down & we had the lead.

Now, here we are. Series tied 2-2. & I'm to blame.

I have underestimated the Hockey Gods, & may Wings Fans have mercy on my soul.

I'll forgive you just this once....at least I will once we win tonight.

[DyingAlive 27]

Yeah, I'll admit, come next week I'll have to shave mine. School has some restrictions, being 18 its not much of a beard anyways .

I forgive you man.

[Matt 1,049]

I relunctly woke up & shaved the entire playoff bear.

Well, there's your problem right there. That bear must be PISSED.

I don't know what's worse, shaving a bear (impressive) or doing it for COMCAST. The horror!

[Casey 145]

Go say 10 Hail Gordies and sin no more.

[Opie 308]

See I had to abandon the beard as well, but not for any reason other than IT LOOKED LIKE ABSOLUTE CRAP!!!!!!

But I kept the Goatee!!!

But nothing beats shaving a bear!!!!

Hopefully it was that massive one from the Lowes comercial!!

[RedWingedKitten 9]

I'd be fine with 15 lashes, 20 seems too harsh.

[Superman54 91]

I might have to remind u about the wing's little saying, it goes something like this:

ARE U IN!!!!

[DyingAlive 27]

I might have to remind u about the wing's little saying, it goes something like this:

ARE U IN!!!!

That right, the Wings don't believe in question marks either!