Crosby Gatorade commercial

[Cern 0]

Hahaha. He's also the hockey posterboy for RBK, and they have no choice but to wear those sweaters. Maybe the proper superstition would be to wear the old CCM ones and ditch the RBK edge?

I would never wear an EDGE jersey anyway. The replicas feel incredibly cheap and I hate that huge RBK tag sewn onto the bottom.

[omnipotent_hudler 0]

the op has it wrong

we must drink all the gatorade so Crosby has none

[Cern 0]

the op has it wrong

we must drink all the gatorade so Crosby has none

Or put laxatives in Crosby's gatorade...

[poxer 0]

How about if I give a good reason to drink Gatorade?

[hallelujahlogic 1]

So? I'm 18. I am allowed to drink pure sugar. Its not until I am in my 30s that I will consider having a balanced diet with nutritional value.

[edicius 3,269]

"OMG I SCORED ON TOSKALA I WIN THE STANLEYS CUP ALL BY MYSELF YAY!!!!1111"

Wait, what?

[haroldsnepsts 4,826]

I have a feeling that during this series, the Sidney Crosby hate here will hit unprecedented levels.

[DYags 0]

How about if I give a good reason to drink Gatorade?

hahahahhaha, thats bloody brilliant! If you made that, well done! I love the bluntness near the end.. "lies in the hands........... of a grown man, not a kid"

Edited May 21, 2008 by DYags

[WINGS TILL DEATH 9]

I'll join in on boycotting Gatorade. Crosby is good, but he's a sell out and a key reason our sport is being so commercialized and changed for the worse. Gary B, Sid C, will be resonsible for when hockey turns into basketball on ice.

[NHLrules? 32]

His new commercial:

I am what I am, a whiney ******.

[C-Dub 0]

See that? Sorry LGW but there will be no drinking or talking about Gatorade during the finals. In no way, shape or form are we to support or endorse Crosby. You must drink Powerade to get your electrolytes on.

I buy Powerade anyway because it is cheaper and essentially the same thing. Probably because Powerade doesn't waste money on sending big checks to celebs for every damn sport that ever existed.

Besides that, Powerade bottles or so much easier to open than Gatorade. I mean, come on, you freakin exert yourself until you need a drink and then you are expected to work your tail off to open the damn Gatorade bottle! Did nobody think of this? Powerade bottles snap right open even if you are tired.

[omnipotent_hudler 0]

gatorade is awesome screw the haters qtiyd

[haroldsnepsts 4,826]

I'll join in on boycotting Gatorade. Crosby is good, but he's a sell out and a key reason our sport is being so commercialized and changed for the worse. Gary B, Sid C, will be resonsible for when hockey turns into basketball on ice.

Yeah, what a sellout.

[swedishseven 9]

I would never wear an EDGE jersey anyway. The replicas feel incredibly cheap and I hate that huge RBK tag sewn onto the bottom.

i've got the new rbk/ccm jersey with the fighting strap...that strap is a little annoying...but cool

[haroldsnepsts 4,826]

His new commercial:

I am what I am, a whiney ******.

and away we go...

[C-Dub 0]

Yeah, what a sellout.

OMG, those last two are funny!!!

[BewareThePenguin 1]

Mmmm delicious Gatorade, almost as good as a Bud Ice!

Doo bee doo bee doo.

[omnipotent_hudler 0]

If game= win THEN

LET board attitude= Crosby is ok

If game=lose THEN

LET board attitude= Crosby is a whiny *****

OR

Crosby is a sellout

OR

Crosby dives

OR

Hope Crosby dies in a fire

OR

Hope Crosby dies in several fires

OR

Hope Crosby peaks at 22

OR

Hope Crosby gets cancer

OR

Hope Crosby doesn't haunt my dreams tonight, like he always does DAMN YOU CROOOOSSSBBBYBYB ARGHGHGH

[edicius 3,269]

If game= win THEN

LET board attitude= Crosby is ok

If game=lose THEN

LET board attitude= Crosby is a whiny *****

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If the board crashes during the Finals, I'm totally blaming you.

[C-Dub 0]

Mmmm delicious Gatorade, almost as good as a Bud Ice!

I guess you're right! Of course, most people that actually like beer for taste rather than alcohol content would say that Bud Ice is a joke of a beer.

[Wings_Fan_In_Exile 3]

I have a feeling that during this series, the Sidney Crosby hate here will hit unprecedented levels.

haha, I think you are 100% correct. I expect ridiculous levels of hatred... and yeah, I'll probably partake.

Malkin, Orpik, Ruutu, Laraque, Malone will most lilkely be in there as well to a lesser extent.

I look forward to it!!!

[dallas27 7]

I guess you're right! Of course, most people that actually like beer for taste rather than alcohol content would say that Bud Ice is a joke of a beer.

Yep. Any commercialized, mass-produced American beer is an absolute disgrace, not to mention it's urine or water (Coor's light, that code blue actually stands for it's the right temperature for water). Now if you get into all the micro-brewries e.g. Bells, Goose Island, Dragonmead, etc. that's where it's at. It's expensive, but not only do you get wonderful tasting beer, you actually get more alcohol content out of it too. Bell's best brown ale and pale ale are amazing. And it's hard to beat an Oberon with a slice of orange in it. Talk about good beer.

Anyways, I took a sledge hammer to a bunch of gatorade. F you Crosby.

[NHLrules? 32]

Isnt his new Gatorade commercial the one where he cries blue and pink gatorade?

Edited May 21, 2008 by NHLrules?

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

The Crosby/Gatorade antidote:

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

Allow me to one-up myself.