NHLrules? 32 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Ive heard it at least 11 times so far, including an orgazmic Sidney Crosby from Doc E. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingers17 8 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Ive heard it at least 11 times so far, including an orgazmic Sidney Crosby from Doc E. 30 Billion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I try to ignore the annoying love for Sid and enjoy watching Lids and Ralf shut him down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ziggy Stardust 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 What does Sidney Crosby do after he scores against Detroit in the Stanley Cup Final? -Turns off his Playstation and goes back to bed with his mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VM1138 1,921 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I don't like making fun of players for no reason, but seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME Crosby is shown, he has this bewildered look on his face,a cting like whatever just happened was the worst BS int he world. Great captains don't do that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McCartyFanForLife 17 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I don't like making fun of players for no reason, but seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME Crosby is shown, he has this bewildered look on his face,a cting like whatever just happened was the worst BS int he world. Great captains don't do that. I love the first thing that they show after we score is Crosby's face. My wife kept asking why they zoom in on him after all of our goals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shoe 165 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Should make it a drinking game every time they say his name have a drink everytime he gets a close up take a shot. If he ever scores a goal puke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kp-Wings 3 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Let's instead count how many times Eddie Olczyk alone talks about Crosby. That amount could exceed anyone elses quota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Probert 5 For Fighting 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) I don't like making fun of players for no reason, but seriously, EVERY SINGLE TIME Crosby is shown, he has this bewildered look on his face,a cting like whatever just happened was the worst BS int he world. Great captains don't do that. Indeed. Great captains venture off into the wilderness before each game, knock a tree on top of themselves intentionally only after mauling a black bear for the hell of it. They then saw off both their arms and break free, armless. In the midst of all this, a grizzled beard manifests on their face, making them totally badass. Next comes the baby punching. One of the babies is a communist, so the captain has no trouble ripping that babies limbs off and using them as his new arms. No wait, scratch that. He takes TWO commie babies and uses their entire bodies as new arms. He then arrives to the rink just in time for the puck drop, looks deeply into the eyes of the opponent, and wills his team to victory with his sheer glare and pornstache. Because that's what great captains are supposed to do. And Crosby is a cock for displaying none of that. f*** him for leading his team to the Finals in just his third season. Edited May 27, 2008 by Probert 5 For Fighting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilmrt 636 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Let's instead count how many times Eddie Olczyk alone talks about Crosby. That amount could exceed anyone elses quota. I actually enjoyed making fun of the Olczyk/Crosby LOVEFEST while watching the game, and so did everyone else. Olczyk probably thinks the reason the Pens haven't scored one goal in the Finals yet is because Sid is a god and everyone else on the team sucks. Damn the rest of the team! Clone Sydney! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASchwaiger 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) . Edited May 27, 2008 by ASchwaiger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASchwaiger 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 What does Sidney Crosby do after he scores against Detroit in the Stanley Cup Final? -Turns off his Playstation and goes back to bed with his mom. OH SNAP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Indeed. Great captains venture off into the wilderness before each game, knock a tree on top of themselves intentionally only after mauling a black bear for the hell of it. They then saw off both their arms and break free, armless. In the midst of all this, a grizzled beard manifests on their face, making them totally badass. Next comes the baby punching. One of the babies is a communist, so the captain has no trouble ripping that babies limbs off and using them as his new arms. No wait, scratch that. He takes TWO commie babies and uses their entire bodies as new arms. He then arrives to the rink just in time for the puck drop, looks deeply into the eyes of the opponent, and wills his team to victory with his sheer glare and pornstache. Because that's what great captains are supposed to do. And Crosby is a cock for displaying none of that. f*** him for leading his team to the Finals in just his third season. QFT. My friend, I am in awe about how you have so eloquently captured the essence of what a true leader should be in our game. What an awesome post. That's signature-worthy. Fast-forward to the midway point of game 3 - "Sid just picked the wedge in his asscrack. Great captains just don't do that." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EuroTwin 240 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Should make it a drinking game every time they say his name have a drink everytime he gets a close up take a shot. If he ever scores a goal puke. You're trying to give everyone alcohol poisoning, aren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 You're trying to give everyone alcohol poisoning, aren't you? Off-topic but nice avatar. I love Reggie. I saw her when she came to Melbourne a while back. Amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liloz 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Off-topic but nice avatar. I love Reggie. I saw her when she came to Melbourne a while back. Amazing. The Crosby love fest started an hour before the game with that damn documentary airing for the 700th time. I am so sick of hearing about him I could puke. Seriously, he is a great talent and all, but the media isn't doing him any favors by having their noses so far up his ass..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copenhagen848 58 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Let's instead count how many times Eddie Olczyk alone talks about Crosby. That amount could exceed anyone elses quota. No kidding. I could not believe (well actually I can) how much he was slurping up Crosby and Penguin chowder. His biased for the Penguins in this series is disgusting. I sure hope he's required to talk optimistically about them per contract or something, because it is ridiculous. I also loved how he said about 10 times that "Kronnwall left his feet" on that hit, yet when Roberts *****-punched Mule the only thing he said was "that wasn't an elbow" when Franzen was complaining to the ref believing that he threw an elbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelloggfan 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) I thought I was the only one recognizing this idiot Eddie Olcheck or however you spell this pinhead's name babble on about Pittsburg. It is obvious that he has Red Wing envy and is green with it!!! What a loser. Any chance he gets to talk up the Pens, he does it. I actually thought he was ok when he thought the disallowed goal in game one was a bad call but after listening to this dickweed for 3 periods, I'm glad they are changing to NBC! Keep it up Wings!!! In Crosy's defense, he is the Steve Yzerman of the Penguins...will definitely be the franchise player - he is still young though. Edited May 27, 2008 by kelloggfan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzerman191 37 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 My sister actually counted during the second and third periods, and they said his name 40 times! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrossoverThrash 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 they don't show this on tv, after every play crosby was next ot a linesman or somebody bitching, one itme he was even yelling at the ice kids in the zamboni area Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spinner 6 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 When the interviewed Stuart in the first intermission, I looked at my wife and said " Do you think they'll ask Stuart if he wonders about how Crosby felt about him scoring?" Nothing against Crosby, 'cept the whining and stuff, but enough is enough. What's worse is that I fear the games on NBC will be even worse. Yes Crosby is a good hockey player, but our skaters have shut him down. Doesn't that make our players better than this media idol? Just sayin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VM1138 1,921 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Indeed. Great captains venture off into the wilderness before each game, knock a tree on top of themselves intentionally only after mauling a black bear for the hell of it. They then saw off both their arms and break free, armless. In the midst of all this, a grizzled beard manifests on their face, making them totally badass. Next comes the baby punching. One of the babies is a communist, so the captain has no trouble ripping that babies limbs off and using them as his new arms. No wait, scratch that. He takes TWO commie babies and uses their entire bodies as new arms. He then arrives to the rink just in time for the puck drop, looks deeply into the eyes of the opponent, and wills his team to victory with his sheer glare and pornstache. Because that's what great captains are supposed to do. And Crosby is a cock for displaying none of that. f*** him for leading his team to the Finals in just his third season. How often do you see good captains bitching about things like icing? They pick their battles and Sid needs to learn that the world isn't out to get him. Obviously if he took lessons from the great captains his team wouldn't be panicking so badly, no? And I'd hardly give Sid credit for leading his team to the finals. They haven't faced any adversity until now and have had no need for a captain. I'm honestly not trying to be unfair to the kid. He may be great one day. But he's not right now. It gets really annoying to see his jaw hanging agape, this pissed off look on his face, and him CONSTANTLY jabbering with one of his teammates, using his hands to act like whatever happened was the most ridiculous thing in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Louisville 112 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 In the post game press conference.... Reporter: Tomas, is your strategy against Sid's line to more or less take away his options? Tomas Holmstrom: Who? LOL, I think Homer just didn't hear him but I thought it was hilarious when I was reading the transcripts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelloggfan 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 When the interviewed Stuart in the first intermission, I looked at my wife and said " Do you think they'll ask Stuart if he wonders about how Crosby felt about him scoring?" Nothing against Crosby, 'cept the whining and stuff, but enough is enough. What's worse is that I fear the games on NBC will be even worse. Yes Crosby is a good hockey player, but our skaters have shut him down. Doesn't that make our players better than this media idol? Just sayin' Very good point...I think what everyone needs to realize is that the Eastern Conference is weaker. Pittsburg has not faced a daunting opponent as strong as the Wings and it is showing. They breezed through the playoffs because they faced teams that were not up to par. They may just get their hat handed to them in 4! Sure, Pittsburg is good...in the Eastern Conference! they will be very tough in the coming years, they are still young. They are good, but not as good as they think they are! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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