Some one make one that says Gary Bettman is to the NHL what George Bush is to the USA. Or Bettman<Bush.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:08 PM
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:12 PM
how about no one go
I thought betman was supose to be trying to promote the game, not good by taking people out of the gam that fans came to see.
I thought betman was supose to be trying to promote the game, not good by taking people out of the gam that fans came to see.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:35 PM
Bettman wears pink panties
or
Gary Bettman: ruining the NHL since 1993
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Q:What's the difference between a bucket of s*** and Bettman? A:The bucket
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Gary Bettman: ruining the NHL since 1993
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Q:What's the difference between a bucket of s*** and Bettman? A:The bucket
Edited by Statts, 23 January 2009 - 09:43 PM.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
-Emo Philips
I said, You'll be sorry.
He said, Oh, yeah? Why?
I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.
-Emo Philips
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:38 PM
"Hey Bettman, No Wonder Your Son Is ***!"
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:03 PM
QUOTE (LeftWinger @ January 23, 2009 - 08:38PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
I like this one.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $36
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 10:09 PM
im partial to Buck Fettman
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:05 PM
QUOTE (MTU_Huskies963 @ January 23, 2009 - 05:58PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This one works
I'm a Republican, but yeah, that checkmark list sends a good message. Or you could even keep on the political edge (as most successful slogans and signs do): Fire Bettman: Change We Can Believe In.
Or perhaps something akin to
I also liked the FREE LIDSTROM and FREE DATSYUK signs.
Or perhaps a RIP NHL 1917-2009.
Or perhaps "Bettman's NHL: The WNBA"
Edited by VM1138, 23 January 2009 - 11:07 PM.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:45 PM
Change to ~~~ RIP NHL 1917-February 1st 1993
QUOTE (VM1138 @ January 23, 2009 - 11:05PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or perhaps a RIP NHL 1917-2009.
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Posted 23 January 2009 - 11:55 PM
QUOTE (LeftWinger @ January 23, 2009 - 09:38PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Hey Bettman, No Wonder Your Son Is ***!"
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
That is my personal favorite.
Go Blue!!!
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:01 AM
"If Bettman were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and ****."
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:14 AM
I'm generally not one for the obvious, but all I've got is Bettman's a ****. I have nothing deeper that somehow expands on that thought. I hope Dats and Lids pass on each and every all star through this and every other year because the game is Bush league... OK, I did have another thought. I will not be watching the game. Bettman's son sucks **** and Bettman, um...sucks ****...
Frank Herbert: Fear is the mind-killer
Groucho Marx: Sincerity is the key to success. If you can fake that, you've got it made
George Patton: If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking
Doctor Who: Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink
Groucho Marx: Sincerity is the key to success. If you can fake that, you've got it made
George Patton: If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking
Doctor Who: Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:48 AM
QUOTE (haroldsnepsts @ January 23, 2009 - 05:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Free Datsyuk!
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Free Lidstrom!
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Free Lidstrom!
I like this one the best.
You put something about Bettman on there and chances are - it'll never make TV. No NHL franchise wants to broadcast something like that. Keep Bettman off of the sign & focus on Lidstrom & Datsyuk.
Edited by Ms_Hockey, 24 January 2009 - 12:49 AM.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.
Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.
Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:04 AM
QUOTE (LeftWinger @ January 23, 2009 - 09:38PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Hey Bettman, No Wonder Your Son Is ***!"
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
"Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!"
Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00
A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00
Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless!
HAHAHAHAHA! That one kills me. I would die laughing if i saw that on TV.
"I can't believe I shook this guy's friggen hand." -Dino Ciccarelli
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"Don't think, just play." -Curtis Granderson, always a Tiger
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:07 AM
QUOTE (VM1138 @ January 23, 2009 - 11:05PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm a Republican, but yeah, that checkmark list sends a good message. Or you could even keep on the political edge (as most successful slogans and signs do): Fire Bettman: Change We Can Believe In.
Or perhaps something akin to
I also liked the FREE LIDSTROM and FREE DATSYUK signs.
Or perhaps a RIP NHL 1917-2009.
Or perhaps "Bettman's NHL: The WNBA"
Or perhaps something akin to
I also liked the FREE LIDSTROM and FREE DATSYUK signs.
Or perhaps a RIP NHL 1917-2009.
Or perhaps "Bettman's NHL: The WNBA"
More power to you.
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.
Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.
Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.
#35
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 01:10 AM
A octopus attacking Bettman with Lids and Pavs giggling like two Japanese girls in the background.
FireCaptain - "THIS ISN'T DATELINE, BUT WE'RE HERE TO STOP A PREDATOR."
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du,
When I see you Red Wings,
I go out of my head,
I just can't get enough,
I just can't get enough,
All the things you do to me and all the things you said,
I just can't get enough.
I just can't get enough
We slip and slide and we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough of...
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du,
When I see you Red Wings,
I go out of my head,
I just can't get enough,
I just can't get enough,
All the things you do to me and all the things you said,
I just can't get enough.
I just can't get enough
We slip and slide and we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough of...
Du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du
#36
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:27 AM
QUOTE (55fan @ January 23, 2009 - 04:57PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Red Wings vs Blue Jackets
The most All-stars anyone has seen
in almost a week.
The most All-stars anyone has seen
in almost a week.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 06:45 AM
We need some Protest-Signatures either, to spread our disargreement in the whole hockey www!
Can someone do somthin?
Can someone do somthin?
Edited by swiss_redwingfan, 24 January 2009 - 06:49 AM.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 09:25 AM
Or maybe something like:
"NBA: Do you have a return address? Your Bitchman needs to be sent back."
"NBA: Do you have a return address? Your Bitchman needs to be sent back."
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 12:05 PM
Just have a gun cocked and pointed at Bettman's head
Oh, sorry. You wanted sign ideas.
Oh, sorry. You wanted sign ideas.
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Posted 24 January 2009 - 02:18 PM
Hey Bettman, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
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