why the wings need ice girls

[Zion 93]

When the Wings' dynasty is over, and they perform as well as the New York Islanders and the Los Angeles Kings, then ice girls can be considered.

Until then, this idea is simply beneath this organization.

[HenrikRules40 14]

Ice girls are not needed here. they blow.

Oh no. Way to give the guys ammo.

[Chelichic 12]

Oh no. Way to give the guys ammo.

lol okay let me fix that... they blow chunks.

so not needed.

[Statts 4]

lol okay let me fix that... they blow chunks.

so not needed.

Who's chunks?

Edited January 26, 2009 by Statts

[Z and D for the C 712]

Dom lives a good life, hahaha

[esteef 2,679]

Who's chunks?

Suspension!

[Blaayze 25]

You wanna see half naked girls? Go to a strip club. You wanna see a hockey game? Go to the Joe Louis Arena

You just became my favorite poster. lol.

We don't need Ice Girls, our team already knows how to play hockey. Plus, figure skates mess up the ice! .

Just thinking about it too, there would be too much pressure for them! Maaaan if you messed up Al's ice.. I would not want to come back to the Zamboni door.

[Outsider 42]

I did.. but let's be realistic. It's not the face the men in the stands are that focused on. If it was, there'd be no need for the skirts & midriff tops.

LOL. I wasn't only referring to their faces. Some, (most), of those young ladies would be far better served spending less time at the tanning salon and McDonald's, and more time at the gym.

Eeeesh!

[esteef 2,679]

You just became my favorite poster. lol.

We don't need Ice Girls, our team already knows how to play hockey. Plus, figure skates mess up the ice! .

Just thinking about it too, there would be too much pressure for them! Maaaan if you messed up Al's ice.. I would not want to come back to the Zamboni door.

First time I've seen functionality become a part of this argument! Bravo!

esteef

[esteef 2,679]

[esteef 2,679]

[HenrikRules40 14]

Is that Setoguchi in the back? Jeez buddy...lookin' kinda creeper.

[Rivalred 630]

I did.. but let's be realistic. It's not the face the men in the stands are that focused on.

I don't watch the Wings because I find them attractive

Also, some of the players are old enough to be my father. The idea of being attracted to any of them makes me shudder.

You wanna see half naked girls? Go to a strip club.

1. I prefer a good conversation, killer smile, and humor

2. I do not find any of the Wings players attractive either

3. Chelios is old enough to be my father, yet again I am not attracted to them

4. Strip Clubs is not my thing, too many STD's. Plus it is degrading. I would rather spend the money on taking a woman out.

[Statts 4]

Is that Setoguchi in the back? Jeez buddy...lookin' kinda creeper.

Nope, that's every straight man in the free world.

Thanks for the pics esteef. Notice in the second picture, how the light sparkles off the lady's top, about where the heart is located. Not sure where im going with this but just notice it.

[Xitium 272]

[evilmrt 636]

While some of those girls look hot (and others are just fake baked silicone skanks), I don't think this belongs in Detroit. We have too much history, and the game sells itself. WTF do we need ice girls for? More idiots sitting in the seats talking about some unrelated crap during the game while I'm trying to watch? YEAH WE NEED MORE OF THAT.

Plus Michigan has a ton of female hockey fans, unlike some places. Am I sure that a good number of them would NOT appreciate ice girls? Yeah...just about every game that I catch with the Wings in Phoenix, I hear some female Detroit fan complaining about the stupid dancing girls that the Yotes have. I think its annoying myself, especially when they do line-dancing to country music

NO THANKS

[Lovin Jiri Fischer 147]

I think ice girls are really tacky. And it's really kind of degrading. If the Wings get ice girls, why not get shirtless muscular men out on the ice too?

Most guys will say that the girls in the audience have the guys on the team to satisfy them. But these guys are not getting put out on the ice with barely any clothing on in order to get hormones raging. They're there to play the game and do their job. And we go to the Joe to support them, not to be horny.

[HadThomasVokounOnFortSt 878]

Nope, just don't see it going well with the Wings.

[Broken 16 381]

While some of those girls look hot (and others are just fake baked silicone skanks), I don't think this belongs in Detroit. We have too much history, and the game sells itself. WTF do we need ice girls for? More idiots sitting in the seats talking about some unrelated crap during the game while I'm trying to watch? YEAH WE NEED MORE OF THAT.

Plus Michigan has a ton of female hockey fans, unlike some places. Am I sure that a good number of them would NOT appreciate ice girls? Yeah...just about every game that I catch with the Wings in Phoenix, I hear some female Detroit fan complaining about the stupid dancing girls that the Yotes have. I think its annoying myself, especially when they do line-dancing to country music

NO THANKS

Maybe they could dress the ushers up in Chippendale costumes?

[Outsider 42]

Maybe they could dress the ushers up in Chippendale costumes?

I'm not sure which of the two in that photo is scarier.

At least Farley is supposed to look bad....

<shudder>

[Ms_Hockey 0]

You just became my favorite poster. lol.

We don't need Ice Girls, our team already knows how to play hockey. Plus, figure skates mess up the ice! .

Just thinking about it too, there would be too much pressure for them! Maaaan if you messed up Al's ice.. I would not want to come back to the Zamboni door.

I can see Al ready to swing octopi goo on you.

Good thing Bettman warned us about the injuries involved!

[Ms_Hockey 0]

LOL. I wasn't only referring to their faces. Some, (most), of those young ladies would be far better served spending less time at the tanning salon and McDonald's, and more time at the gym.

Eeeesh!

Lol!!! Ouch.

I'd hate to get in a verbal battle with YOU.

[55fan 5,133]

Dom lives a good life, hahaha

First thought: Why is Dom looking bored and the chick in the background checking out the blonde's butt? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Second thought: Those are some peculiar panty hose. How in the Sam Hill did she do that?

[Z and D for the C 712]

^ It would probably be too obvious for him to look straight down at her

If the Wings get ice girls, why not get shirtless muscular men out on the ice too?

Because I already have a job

[Outsider 42]

First thought: Why is Dom looking bored and the chick in the background checking out the blonde's butt? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

Second thought: Those are some peculiar panty hose. How in the Sam Hill did she do that?

In answer:

First thought: Dom's looking away due to a sense of self preservation. See the look on the face of the chick in background checking out the blonde's butt? Eyes tightly clenched, lips pursed, "Oh please, oh please, oh please let it end!"

Second thought: They're not pantyhose. They appear to be tights, specifically designed to be worn over figure skates.