theman19 47 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2009/5/21...onion?ref=yahoo hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Selke13 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 Hilarious, watched it a few times i'm glad someone's come up with a viable solution Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redmathew 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 ABOUT TIME!!! i always knew that hockey sticks weren't necessary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordie Howe hat trick 110 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 That was pretty neat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 So wait now...what's the difference between check and check-mate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 I enjoyed the new, more aerodynamic pucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adidarw 35 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 I think it's kinda dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hillbillywingsfan 794 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 I think it's kinda dumb. you guys do know its not real right? geez. hahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 Hillarious. I don't like that the "new NHL" is trying to increase scoring. I love the 1-0 and 2-1 games, those are very exciting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingPackFan 0 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 It's The Onion! Always something entertaining. Especially if you need a little "pick-me-up" in your day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChitownWingsfan 54 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 Bettman probably wrote that spot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedFX 48 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 "Rule changes biggest since NHL tried using horses in '75" lmao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimace1970 81 Report post Posted May 22, 2009 I've always felt that football would be a lot more interesting if the guys had to wear skates. Other rules that would encourage me to watch football: - Small land mines are placed at a few random spots on the field - Kickers could only have one leg - The ball was made out of... a) Lead b) Jello c) Some sort of small live animal (not one that could fly, obviously), preferably one with teeth and a bad attitude toward being manhandled - Also available on the field for whatever use came to mind... a) Hockey sticks b) Baseball and cricket bats c) Anything else you could get in a good swing with - hey, they have all those pads... - No refs - A high wall around the field so team members could not escape - The whole team can play. No sidelines to sit on. - The entire field is filled with Gatorade with 5:00 to go in a tie game. Feel free to elaborate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
