ComradeWasabi 109 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 I stole this shamelessly from a Facebook group I just saw. The drinking game is as follows... The best drinking game of all time. If you love hockey, you will think this is probably the funniest, and best idea for a drinking game. This game is so realistic, and guarente's drunkness, after just 1 game. The Offical Pierre Mcguire Drinking game: DRINK ONE GULP OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE USES ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: * Dion Phaneuf * Mike Richards * Carey Price * Jonathen Toews * Monster * Whaaamo! * El- Kabong * Real Deal * Puck Poise * Big Body Presence * Active Stick * Calls a Player "Special" or " a fine young man" * Wow! DRINK TWO GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE: * Giggles at any point during the game * Pronounces a European club team using European Pronounciation * Mentions people he met in Europe * Says " Team 'X' Scouting staff did a great job finding this player" * Says Something extremeley *** (EX. Big Stick...SHOWERS....player with shirt off) * Goes nuts when a team, has two many men * WJC host city is "Beautiful" or "Filled with great people" * If a stick breaks and Pierre rambles on about one-piece sticks * Says welcome to the Show (Ex. Welcome to the Crosby Show) * Cuts off Gord Miller (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game) * If pierre says "Time and Space" * If Pierre goes on about a players Junior Career * If Pierre says "Its Hammer Time" * Says "Sheer Larcany" HAVE 3 GULPS OF YOUR DRINK IF PIERRE: * Mentions a Staal brother who isn't playing * Mentions a Sutter brother who isn't involved in the game * Says the Game is a Classic! * says " Team X should be so exicted about havng this guy he is gonna be great for them down the road". * If Pierre says "Roof Daddy" * If Pierre goes " Thats a Double Dion" CHUG A BEER IF PIERRE: * Has an Orgasm at the mic (Ex. Dustin Tokarski save WJC 2009) * If Pierre ruins the moment aka butchers the call (Ex. WJC 2009 Eberle ties the game with 5.5 seconds left.... Gord Miller: Can you Believe it!..Pierre: I can! Pretty quick way to get drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 Pretty quick way to die is more like it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjm502 165 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 "Thats one happy human!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyuk2Zetterberg 1 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 image Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EuroTwin 240 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 No thanks, I don't like Alcohol Poisoning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plopster 136 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 they should come up with one for eddie O. especially since he gets a boner for the "forehand, backhand" move Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 Anyone notice in the 2008 playoffs that sometimes when Pierre would compliment the Wings opponent the Wings would suddenly score or get a scoring chance or something like that? That's something to drink to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeeRYCE 2 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) When Pierre references past world juniors and players who played in it... That alone will get you wasted. Edited January 12, 2010 by BeeRYCE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jollymania 162 Report post Posted January 12, 2010 you'd die pretty quick if you were playing this watching a canada wjc game with the beers i drink, or any beer for that matter probably, he must have had an orgasm 3 or 4 times a period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted January 13, 2010 Waffleboarded away. My favorite phrase. Not sure if he's the one that says it but it cracks me up every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGKEIB 32 Report post Posted January 13, 2010 Waffleboarded away. My favorite phrase. Not sure if he's the one that says it but it cracks me up every time. Emrick... 'Drive!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilmickeyli 40 Report post Posted January 13, 2010 Caught in his paraphernalia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShanahanMan 473 Report post Posted January 13, 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lookalive07 251 Report post Posted January 13, 2010 Caught in his paraphernalia Wedged off Active boards at the Joe Crunched Ricochet That could be one in itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwingfan19 293 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted January 14, 2010 That one's a classic. Friggin Pierre, what a moron Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
