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#21 TheRedWingsWay

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:11 PM

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#22 MulesWillFly93

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:13 PM

Pronger, Cooke, yep, those are good choices... I mean, you know, if I were a half a foot taller, 70 lbs. heavier, and a guy, lol. If I somehow magically gained a ton of upper body strength or if he lost it, I bet I could have a halfway fair fight with Sean Avery...I've definitely got a height advantage, haha. I'd rather just have a trash talk fest with Avery though; he seems to be better at that, anyway.

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I'll do the honors, hillbilly...I have to walk past a cardboard cut-out of that %$#* every time I go ice skating. I'm thinking of switching to the other rink in town, even if it is a longer drive.

Hehe, last time we were there, my friend says, "Who is that? He wouldn't be my first choice to put on a big sign, that's for sure..." to which I cheerfully answered, "Yeah, well, he's a jerk, too." Friend: "Well there you go, the outside reflects inside." Aaaand that's why she's my friend. ;)

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#23 I Red Wings I

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:15 PM

If that means punched in a face in civil I'd say no one as I generally don't "hate" any player. They're only players and you don't judge them as human beings based on what they do on the ice. If you wanna judge them as human beings, then you need to look what they've done off-ice. And I don't think many of us really know what players do in civil. To hate some player because he scores a goal against your team, plays nasty or something like that is just stupid. They can be totally different guys in real life. Hockey is just a game.

It's a different thing if that means punched in a face in a hockey fight or something like that because that's part of the game and players usually agree to fight the other players. Hoping for player X to get hit by a bus etc. is always related to civil life, not the game on ice and therefore it's pretty weird too.

Also, if a player sucks and doesn't play as you like, it's totally stupid to start hating him because of that. It's also funny to see hate towards players who are overpaid. The GM offers a contract to Brian Campbell and he agrees to it (wouldn't you?) and suddenly all the fans hate the player - and usually the person too even though they've probably never even met him - because his cap hit is too big.

Hockey is just a game people.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:17 PM

Cindy all the life!!!!!
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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:22 PM

There are so many good ones, I would have said Turtle but he is small time now. I mean look how his career, and life has gone since the epic rivalry days; I had to go with Pronger.


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#26 high_stick69

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:26 PM

As much as I hate Crosby, Mike Ribero needs to get his face ***** slapped. I would have to pick him. Enough people will punch Crosby for me. Can't let Ribero escape unscathed!
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#27 Carman

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:31 PM

How much longer until Carmen posts his favorite .gif?


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Sorry, was at work.

Anyways, that poll just proves that everyone is jealous they don't have a generational talent like Crosby on their team.

Kinda funny to me to be honest.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:32 PM

Avey. nuff said.

As much as sidney crosby can break his leg again in the playoffs like when franzen did it last year, I would have to go with avery. that guy is a piece of s*** and Im petty sure hes a queeah. so double hate for that guy.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:40 PM

Crosby, only because he spit on his hand after the gold medal game. That alone deserves a slap in the face, so why not just make it a punch.

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#30 Jericho613

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:40 PM

I'd go with Sid Crosby, I always loved the pens as my second favorite team growing up, but he's turned the team into some corporate everything Crosby team that pisses me off, especially in the playoffs when the pens get away with so much. God Why couldn't the ducks win the lottery draft.

#31 Carman

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:42 PM

I'd go with Sid Crosby, I always loved the pens as my second favorite team growing up, but he's turned the team into some corporate everything Crosby team that pisses me off, especially in the playoffs when the pens get away with so much. God Why couldn't the ducks win the lottery draft.


Yeah screw that Crosby for helping lead his team to back to back Stanley Cup finals!!! :lol:

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:43 PM

Sean Avery!

How dare you publicly humiliate Elisha Cuthbert like that!

For the record I'll gladly have sloppy seconds, tipsy thirds, freaky fourths, fabulous fifths and sensational sixths with her!

I'd have to put her through a car wash because well...she's been with Avery. But I would still hit that any day of the week!

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:52 PM

Yeah screw that Crosby for helping lead his team to back to back Stanley Cup finals!!! :lol:

Crosby didn't do s*** to get them to the finals. They didn't earn their way into the finals, not like Detroit. If a team like detroit can get into the finals without a poster child, the pens didn't need one either.

Edited by Jericho613, 21 April 2010 - 07:52 PM.


#34 F.Michael

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:53 PM

Sean Avery!

How dare you publicly humiliate Elisha Cuthbert like that!

For the record I'll gladly have sloppy seconds, tipsy thirds, freaky fourths, fabulous fifths and sensational sixths with her!

I'd have to put her through a car wash because well...she's been with Avery. But I would still hit that any day of the week!

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#35 Carman

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:54 PM

Crosby didn't do s*** to get them to the finals. They didn't earn their way into the finals, not like Detroit. If a team like detroit can get into the finals without a poster child, the pens didn't need one either.


Crosby only had 7 more points then anyone on the Wings, he didn't do a damn thing I agree.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 07:58 PM

I have to go with Corey Perry as well.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 08:01 PM

Crosby only had 7 more points then anyone on the Wings, he didn't do a damn thing I agree.


You're ignorant and don't read what you're responding to. I'm new and I can already see that.

As to the other guy..Dr. Phil was it? If you actually think most of these goons don't behave in a similar matter off the ice..you're fooling yourself. You would be surprised as to how much they actually express the true 'them' through the style of play they show.

I would have to pick Patrick Roy...really, really. Ever since he left Montreal....the things he's done on and off the ice, through his retirement, etc..has pissed me off.

A close second would have to be Pronger.

Edited by Klunzo, 21 April 2010 - 08:02 PM.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 08:03 PM

Crosby only had 7 more points then anyone on the Wings, he didn't do a damn thing I agree.

I really have a hard time believing you're a Wings fan, Pittsburgh fan incognito. You compare every discussion against Detroit such as the Vancouver conspiracy, you go on to say, well Wings fans make up conspiracies. Then you go on to say how Crysby had 7 more points then anyone on Detroit, this is in a period of the last 30 minutes, I'm sure the list is endless.

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 08:05 PM

I really have a hard time believing you're a Wings fan, Pittsburgh fan incognito. You compare every discussion against Detroit such as the Vancouver conspiracy, you go on to say, well Wings fans make up conspiracies. Then you go on to say how Crysby had 7 more points then anyone on Detroit, this is in a period of the last 30 minutes, I'm sure the list is endless.


Well the Vancouver conspiracy thread I used Pittsburgh as a pretty good example I thought. I don't see the harm in that.

And this thread is related to Crosby considering every post has his name in it anyways.

Am I lying or bringing misinformation or something?

Edited by Carman, 21 April 2010 - 08:06 PM.


#40 donfishmaster

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 08:23 PM

1) Chrissy Pronger, but only if I can punch him in the face with a claw-hammer
2) Cindy Crosby, if by the word "punch" you mean stomp on with an iron boot until pink mist goes "poof" out of his ears and eye sockets.
But yeah, those two guys I'd like to punch in the face.





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