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Hairy Lime

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#2623704 Darryl Sydor Charged Drunken Driving

Posted by Hairy Lime on 22 August 2015 - 05:40 AM

Does anyone know if he was arrested for "super-drunk" driving or if Sydor was in fact dressed as a purple teletubby at the time? 

#2618356 Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

Posted by Hairy Lime on 01 July 2015 - 04:27 PM

Kenny takes two steps forward one step back. He just can't help himself. It's a fetish. 

#2617388 Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason

Posted by Hairy Lime on 29 June 2015 - 09:31 PM

Can anyone please post that picture of Holland playing golf?  



Taken yesterday... 

#2606219 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by Hairy Lime on 05 May 2015 - 09:05 PM


If Lucic was only making Drake money, and getting Drake playing time, I don't think anyone would care.  Instead, he'd be making 6 million bucks to be slow, and a complete drain on your team's possession, for about 18 minutes a night.  So no, he's not really the same at all. 

I'm just saying if not liking a player for his on-ice antics is the sole reason for not wanting him, we've had players who have done plenty of dirty s*** in the past on the team. 

#2606211 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by Hairy Lime on 05 May 2015 - 08:55 PM

In a galaxy far far away a man named Kenny Holland found his balls on the shelf.....Once blowing the dust off - he found the courage to swing a trade for 1 Brendan Shanahan.....May the force be with you.

Wasn't it Devellano/Bowman who traded for Shanny? 

#2601245 WCQF : (6) Minnesota Wild vs. (2) St. Louis Blues

Posted by Hairy Lime on 26 April 2015 - 04:59 PM


Preds are better then Minny.


Minny lucky Tarasenko has 50% of the Blues goals. Blues also don't have a goalie that can play consistent. Two goals today were absolutely horrible.

I don't think the Preds, with the way Rinne played and being without Weber, are better than the Wild. 

#2596270 ECQF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Tampa Bay Lightning 5

Posted by Hairy Lime on 18 April 2015 - 04:20 PM

As it gets late here, Ericsson needs to think about grabbing Killorn and pounding away on him.  

And Callahan. 

#2596090 ECQF Game 2 GDT : Red Wings 1 at Tampa Bay Lightning 5

Posted by Hairy Lime on 18 April 2015 - 03:37 PM

That, boys and girls, is game. In case you did not already know.


Hey, we still have home-ice advantage... 

#2589474 4/5 GDT : Washington Capitals 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Hairy Lime on 05 April 2015 - 05:23 PM

Konstantinov must be shaking his head. 

#2579435 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by Hairy Lime on 06 March 2015 - 08:52 PM

Hudler!!!!!! Oh wait...

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#2578525 3/4 GDT : Rangers 1 at Red Wings 2 (OT)

Posted by Hairy Lime on 04 March 2015 - 09:26 PM

Oh, Alain Vigneault ....f*** YOU!!! 

#2572628 Do we need to add grit?

Posted by Hairy Lime on 20 February 2015 - 01:39 PM


I'd pay a lot of money to see the scared look on Phaneuf's face.  Unfortunately, I've never seen that side of this photo.

Above and to the right of the man wearing camo, a woman with a camera. You must find that woman! 

#2566202 Larkin or Mantha?

Posted by Hairy Lime on 27 January 2015 - 06:17 PM

I think a better question is Tatar or Nyquist. Mantha and Larkin fill different needs, Tatar and Nyquist are redundant.

Scoring goals is never redundant. 

#2563196 TB's Paquette learns the hard way, don't start **** w Chara

Posted by Hairy Lime on 14 January 2015 - 03:41 PM


Hey, if you think Mickey and Jack Edwards are similar that's fine.  I disagree. 

I never said they were similar, but Mickey loved a good scrap, enthusiastically; and if you listen to him, he subtly mourns the lack of team toughness without coming right out and saying the team is soft. 



If so, Redmond's adapted to today's game while Edwards still thinks Cam Neely's about to take the next shift.


Also, apparently you've never noticed that Ken Daniels doesn't call other team's players "hacks".

Mickey has sorta been forced to. He calls Red Wings games; not a lot of hitting (at least on our part) or fighting. But when one does happen (rarely), what does he always say? "Attaboy! Not one person in their seat! They love it!", to paraphrase. He loves old time hockey as much as the rest of us neanderthals. 

#2562274 McGratton on waivers

Posted by Hairy Lime on 10 January 2015 - 03:41 PM

I'm confused about one thing when it comes to frankgrimes and GMRwings1983 and whoever else there is that dies for fighting and goons that don't have a clue how to actually play hockey... You're all very aware of the fact that Holland wants nothing to do with guys like McGrattan, a "player" like that will never be employed by the Detroit Red Wings, so why are you still fans of such "weak", "pussified" team?... I'm not telling you you shouldn't be a Red Wings fan, but I'm just curious as to why you are?...

Probably because we grew up Red Wings fans and they've only become "pussified" in recent years. I'm not going to stop rooting for a team because they're a bunch of *******, but I certainly have the right to mourn the loss of team toughness. And I don't necessarily want a talentless goon; I'd settle for Chris Neil, Matt Martin... even Lucic, or Proust. Anyone who actually still knows how to throw a check or stand up for a teammate will suffice.