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#2676591 Wings acquire SJ prospect Dylan Sadowy

Posted by Hairy Lime on 26 May 2016 - 04:10 PM

Hits, fights, goes hard to the front of the net. No, he's not Red Wings material. 




#2676357 Kentucky Derby: Nyquist

Posted by Hairy Lime on 21 May 2016 - 06:06 PM

Trade him! 




#2670652 ECQF Game 3 Post-GDT: at Red Wings 2, Tampa Bay 0

Posted by Hairy Lime on 17 April 2016 - 09:19 PM

 

He's a big ball of fluff.

What is softer than fluff?

 




#2669626 ECQF Game 2 Post-GDT: at Tampa Bay 5, Red Wings 2

Posted by Hairy Lime on 15 April 2016 - 09:07 PM

We need to start game 3 like we finished game 2. That would make me happy. Let's hate Tampa like 90s Wings hated Colorado. 




#2662576 3/28 GDT : BUFFALO SABRES AT DETROIT RED WINGS, 7:30 PM ET

Posted by Hairy Lime on 28 March 2016 - 03:21 PM

The most despondent GDT thread ever. The unfortunate thing is, it's all true...  


The real question in tonight's game..

Will the GDT be locked after the game like the past handful?

If we at all fall behind by two goals in this game, it might be closed before the game is even over. 




#2657215 3/2 GDT : Chicago Blackhawks at Red Wings, 8:00 EST

Posted by Hairy Lime on 02 March 2016 - 10:17 PM

I would be enjoying this game a lot more if we were up 3-0

I'd be enjoying this game a lot more if we were up 7-0 and Toews and Kane were both Kronwalled out of the game on a stretcher. But that's me; I'm hard to please.  




#2655608 Jakub Kindl traded to Panthers

Posted by Hairy Lime on 27 February 2016 - 04:10 PM

It. Has. Begun! 

 

I think this may be the first trade Holland has made over the last several seasons that has pleased almost everyone.   




#2649440 Joakim Andesson on Waivers

Posted by Hairy Lime on 22 January 2016 - 12:44 PM

Please be claimed... 




#2644497 Evander Kane Under Sex Investigation, Not Charged

Posted by Hairy Lime on 28 December 2015 - 08:29 AM

If you kept everyone named "Kane" out of Buffalo, you would not have this problem! Kane + Buffalo = Trouble. Simple math. 




#2634632 Looks like Tyler Bertuzzi is a ****** like his uncle

Posted by Hairy Lime on 01 November 2015 - 01:40 PM

I like it. Need a little bit of nasty on this soft team. Most current Red Wings wouldn't dare cut off the mattress tag, and if they did they would probably turn themselves in the next day.  




#2623704 Darryl Sydor Charged Drunken Driving

Posted by Hairy Lime on 22 August 2015 - 05:40 AM

Does anyone know if he was arrested for "super-drunk" driving or if Sydor was in fact dressed as a purple teletubby at the time? 




#2618356 Wings sign Brad Richards 1 yr, $3 million

Posted by Hairy Lime on 01 July 2015 - 04:27 PM

Kenny takes two steps forward one step back. He just can't help himself. It's a fetish. 




#2617388 Holland doesn't expect to be busy this offseason

Posted by Hairy Lime on 29 June 2015 - 09:31 PM

Can anyone please post that picture of Holland playing golf?  

KenHolland-golf.jpg

 

Taken yesterday... 




#2606219 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by Hairy Lime on 05 May 2015 - 09:05 PM

 

If Lucic was only making Drake money, and getting Drake playing time, I don't think anyone would care.  Instead, he'd be making 6 million bucks to be slow, and a complete drain on your team's possession, for about 18 minutes a night.  So no, he's not really the same at all. 

I'm just saying if not liking a player for his on-ice antics is the sole reason for not wanting him, we've had players who have done plenty of dirty s*** in the past on the team. 




#2606211 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by Hairy Lime on 05 May 2015 - 08:55 PM

In a galaxy far far away a man named Kenny Holland found his balls on the shelf.....Once blowing the dust off - he found the courage to swing a trade for 1 Brendan Shanahan.....May the force be with you.

Wasn't it Devellano/Bowman who traded for Shanny?