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The Chadriot: 1. Head parallel to easily look everyone directly in the eyes 2. Confident upright posture to intimidate predators 3. Thick bulked torso in order to be unmovable by others 4. Outstretched arms that constantly flail in wild unpredictable ways 5. Open palms ready to grab any fertile poosy that may venture too close The Zagina: 1. Looking downward, too shy for direct eye contact 2. Slouched posture from lack of self confidence 3. Small girlish frame that's easily pushed around 4. Arms down at his side in order to not impolitely invade someone elses space 5. Unsure what to do with his hands, and unable to find a comfortable position for them

"CUBANS could be here" he thought "I've never been in this part of Malmo before, there could be CUBANS anywhere". The taste of his ham pickle n mustard sandwich disgusted him, but he could no longer find traditional Swedish meals like banana fish pizza in Malmo anymore. "I HATE CIGAR SUCKERS" he thought. Rumba music from the nearby neighborhood of refugees, who recently floated the 8,000+ kilometers from Havana to Malmo, reverberated his entire car, even as the $60 mijoto circulated through his veins and washed away his merited fear of Cubans establishing scarface cocaine empires in his city. "I don't care what the news media say, I'm voting for Dagald Trumpsson this November" he said to himself outloud.

Well, of the teams that can afford $11M to $12M x 8 I would gladly take the four 1st round picks as compensation! I am not sure there is any team out there though that would trade four 1sts for Seider. I'd gladly take THREE 1sts from a lottery team. I couldn't say yes fast enough for FOUR!

No, you're just not grasping the Yzerman method/system Y - Yap about a plan Lead everyone to believe there is a grand master plan behind everything in order to lul everyone into trusting you. Z - Zamboni drivers get sacked Old blue collar polish guys will see right through your BS. Make up lies about them pissing in drains to get them canned quickly. E - Extinguish immediate hope Constantly remind everyone that your so called plan takes a long time, in order to dash expectations every season. R - Reward players who can't score Big contracts to these types will make it seem like you see something others can't. Furthering the illusion of your genius. M - Move talented players to the minors By keeping Berggrens and Eddogs in the minors, despite their obvious talent, you show them that YOU are in control, and no amount of talent will get them to the big league unless they play by your rules. A - Acquire steals then give them away for nothing Did you stumble into a trade steal like Fabbri or Walman? Trade them away for nothing or attach assets to get rid of them. If no one else saw their talent, they're probably not actually good. N - Neglect RFAs completely They have to sign with your team, so there is no rush to sign. Assert your dominance over them and make them doubt their own value by pretending to forget they exist. We are on the N phase right now, so the plan is nearly complete.

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