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Actually, they say neither:

http://www.slate.com/id/2167567/?GT1=10135

But f*** that, what's a pirate's favorite fast food place?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRBY'S

lol, darnit :D Well, fake pirates say ARRR! and YARR!

My cousin always tells that joke!

Me and Offsides-----> :beerbuddy:

^^^ It's true.

LOL, OG your talking like a pirate longevity is amazing me..ha ha.

Glas, I miss you talking like a Scot :P:D

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What's the difference between a maniac and a crazy person? Am I a maniac? Am I a crazy person? Am I both?!?!?!

Why are the kids so mean to the rabbit who wants Trix all the time? Seriously, what'd he do to the kids?

If I toilet papered my whole neighborhood, should I save the t-p and dress like a mummy for Halloween?

Can Shaq rap?

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What's the difference between a maniac and a crazy person? Am I a maniac? Am I a crazy person? Am I both?!?!?!

Why are the kids so mean to the rabbit who wants Trix all the time? Seriously, what'd he do to the kids?

If I toilet papered my whole neighborhood, should I save the t-p and dress like a mummy for Halloween?

Can Shaq rap?

I would first like to subrespond to your question with a question. Where the hell are you coming up with all these?

Well, the dictionary defines maniac as as a synonym of madman, which is also a crazy person I guess. But it also says that a maniac is "a person characterized by an inordinate or ungovernable enthusiasm for something" So...yeah.

Because Trix are for kids, and a rabbit is not a kid. Therefore Trix is not for him. He is trying to take something that is not his. This is stealing. Stealing is bad. Someone who does bad things is a bad person. The kids do not like bad people. The kids are mean to people they do not like. Hence, they are mean to the rabbit.

Can he? Technically yes. Should he? Abso-freakin-lutely not.

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:angry: There be to many drunken sailor's on this here ship ,

Cap'n will be wantin to keel haul the lot o' ye.

Aye!!!!!!!

arggh but this drunk only has two patches for eyes. who be that the me hears.

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Aye, me scottish first mate is correct, shiver me timbers! Off with your heads you loaded t'the gunwales filthy bilge rats! brin' out the hempen halter, they will swin' for this!

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arggh but this drunk only has two patches for eyes. who be that the me hears.

:lol:

Aye, me scottish first mate is correct, shiver me timbers! Off with your heads you loaded t'the gunwales filthy bilge rats! brin' out the hempen halter, they will swin' for this!

Cap'n I just had a thaught ,maysbees it's wasn't Parrot's #1 and 2 who stole yer rum . ........maysbees it's was this bunch of back stabbin scallywag's ??????.

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Cap'n I just had a thaught ,maysbees it's wasn't Parrot's #1 and 2 who stole yer rum . ........maysbees it's was this bunch of back stabbin scallywag's ??????.

wasnt me, I be too busy brushin' up on me pirate speak.....as ye can tell...I still suck haha

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Cap'n I just had a thaught ,maysbees it's wasn't Parrot's #1 and 2 who stole yer rum . ........maysbees it's was this bunch of back stabbin scallywag's ??????.

then maybe it be one of them that stole me good eye. arrgghh!

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Cap'n I just had a thaught ,maysbees it's wasn't Parrot's #1 and 2 who stole yer rum . ........maysbees it's was this bunch of back stabbin scallywag's ??????.

Blow me down! Me strappin' t'the masthead me Parrot #1 and me Parrot #2 for nothin'? Arrr, a moment o' silence for the shark bait

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Blow me down! Me strappin' t'the masthead me Parrot #1 and me Parrot #2 for nothin'? Arrr, a moment o' silence for the shark bait

*lowers head in silence* *patches fall down* arrrggghhh wear be me patches?

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then maybe it be one of them that stole me good eye. arrgghh!

not sure if any o' me parrots had three eyes? Ye sure it wasn't a bilge-sucking scurvy rat? Aye.

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I'm really confused right now but I'm laughing my ass off :lol:

Aye! you lost your accent? you want t' get it back? How far be you willin' t' go? would you be willin' t' join our crew o' sailors. Me am missin' a few since me first mate had me keelhaul at noon me parrots 1 and 2.

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