SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 It's dark outside. I need a night light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 My friend Denise turned 65 and retired last week. Her kids and grandkids surprised her with a party. She is happy and healthy and surrounded by loved ones. Two years ago, she was surrounded by loved ones as well. She was sick, weak, and bald from the chemo, and they didn't know if she'd make it. I love a happy ending. 1 MulesWillFly93 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 I love Denise's happy ending, too. How marvelous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 I always love happy endings too! Great to hear about Denise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToMaToToWnWinGsFaN_24 Report post Posted March 9, 2011 (edited) i dropped the kettle on my foot this morning...mind wandered off so i didnt have my morning tea. then this afternoon i stubbed that same foot off the corner of the sofa. and just now i dropped my Sega Genesis controller on that very same foot...as if the early- mid 90s didnt hate me enough... lol hopefully the wings win tonight so my day can end on a relatively good note edit: ive reached 800 posts... Edited March 9, 2011 by ToMaToToWnWinGsFaN_24 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MulesWillFly93 199 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Hi, I'm bored. What's your name? Well, one week exactly before I hit the airport and head out you guys' way...so excited! I can't wait to see the original Oscar Mayer Wienermobile at the Henry Ford Museum, hee! 1 Jenny reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Hi, I'm bored. What's your name? Well, one week exactly before I hit the airport and head out you guys' way...so excited! I can't wait to see the original Oscar Mayer Wienermobile at the Henry Ford Museum, hee! I'll be there next Friday for a field trip for my kid. You have to lay in the hot dog thing that's there and have someone take a picture of you! Have a great trip out here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Has anyone ever seen the rain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Oh, yeah. Raindrops keep falling on my head. If I look up, I get them up my nose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MulesWillFly93 199 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 I'll be there next Friday for a field trip for my kid. You have to lay in the hot dog thing that's there and have someone take a picture of you! Have a great trip out here. Cool! Hope you guys have a good time too! Hahaha, I will totally do that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 *Is Captain Obvious presently* I'm sitting... I'm looking around... Oh look these are keys I am typing on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 Cool! Hope you guys have a good time too! Hahaha, I will totally do that! Make sure you share that picture here, I would love to see that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted March 13, 2011 "All fights are food fights if you're a cannibal." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted March 19, 2011 When you are filling out something and it asks for your status why does it have single and divorced, does it really make a difference? Either way you are single. 1 wingnut22 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 19, 2011 And why does it ask for your race and whether or not you're Hispanic? Does it really matter? I can see race if it is something that asks for physical characteristics such as hair and eye colour as well. But why "Hispanic, regardless of race"? Does it matter when I buy something? Is not my money just as good as the next hombre? Where I live, people are mostly Norwegian. Sure, they're the majority here, but I bet they're a minority somewhere. Shouldn't there be some sort of tracking system so that the government can make sure that they get the correct lutefisk? (As opposed to the Swedish lutfisk, which is almost palatable.) I work with people from a lot of different countries, and nothing ticks them off more than waiting years for the paperwork to be accepted, finally coming here, struggling to learn English, having people yell at them when they don't do it perfectly, establishing themselves with jobs, becoming citizens, and then seeing the government spend their tax dollars because illegals have the "right" to have everything translated for them so they don't have to be bothered to learn English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted March 20, 2011 The shortest distance bewteen two points is a straight line, unless you have a line that is shorter than the first line. Geometry logic is cool, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted March 28, 2011 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 30, 2011 I got puzzle books for Christmas. One was a word search one. One of the puzzles was the Blackhawks players' names. I noticed only 16 were listed, so I started to try to remember who the others were. The first name I checked was Koko. Poor guy wasn't included in the puzzle. Two-time Stanley Cup Champion and he still gets no respect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted April 4, 2011 The elephant went to the camel and asked, "Why are your boobs out of place?" The camel responded, "That's rich, coming from somebody whose you know what is 5 feet too high." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029 Report post Posted April 4, 2011 Anyone here excited for a possible Rage Against The Machine album coming out this summer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted April 11, 2011 The Playoffs are here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 I smell. *shrugs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 How is it that these women that lose so much weight on these weight loss commercials look so good in bathing suits? How did they get rid of all that cellulite...photoshop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 12, 2011 How is it that these women that lose so much weight on these weight loss commercials look so good in bathing suits? How did they get rid of all that cellulite...photoshop? hard to say. I look like the before pictures, despite the years at the gym. I assume there's a bit of photoshopping going on there in the after pics. Speaking of photoshop, the Round One photoshop thread in general forum is a riot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 13, 2011 I woke up yesterday fresh from a dream where a Red Wing player was holding up a newspaper with the headline "Red Wings 4- Sabres 1". Not enough to make me run and change my picks. Just wanted to share. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
