HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Well if you are going to take away all of the fun you get no answers. Bearded Clam!! Sorry had to do it! There's always one. No but for real...what can girls do? Grow out our nails? I hate long nails. Not brush our teeth? Ew I'm gonna vomit. There has to be something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 One question for you all though.. What does your employer think of the beard? Does it still look professionally presentable? Because that's my problem. As a physiotherapist or a pharmacist there's no way you can get away with a playoff beard.. I'm not a geologist anymore The guys I'm in med school with grow a beard but keep it well groomed. As long as there isn't hay or sticks in it you should be ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 There's always one. No but for real...what can girls do? Grow out our nails? I hate long nails. Not brush our teeth? Ew I'm gonna vomit. There has to be something... The only thing I can think of involves an emery board, fifteen feet of fishing line and a can of Easy Cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 No but for real...what can girls do? Grow out our nails? I hate long nails. Not brush our teeth? Ew I'm gonna vomit. There has to be something... I would say try this, your boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/sig other may not like it but he, when it comes to hockey they will have to deal! since i'm a girl, and can't grow a beard, i leave a small beard-shaped patch of hair on my leg for the playoffs. my boyfriend HATES this. i think it's hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 The only thing I can think of involves an emery board, fifteen feet of fishing line and a can of Easy Cheese. I just spit amp out my nose!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 You guys are outta control! I might just go with wearing my jersey for the game. Heh. Lame, but... No I have to do something more. Grow out my bangs? So dorky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cirov19 1 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 (edited) You guys are outta control! I might just go with wearing my jersey for the game. Heh. Lame, but... No I have to do something more. Grow out my bangs? So dorky. Obviously we colouuuuuuuuuur the beard on our faces. =) Only for the game though, ahah. Edited March 24, 2008 by cirov19 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 You guys are outta control! I might just go with wearing my jersey for the game. Heh. Lame, but... No I have to do something more. Grow out my bangs? So dorky. Shave your head and wear a pink Britney wig for each game. Pictures are required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 since i'm a girl, and can't grow a beard, i leave a small beard-shaped patch of hair on my leg for the playoffs. my boyfriend HATES this. i think it's hilarious. Where on your leg This year I think I'm going for a nice handle bar stash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Obviously we colouuuuuuuuuur the beard on our faces. =) Only for the game though ahah. LOL let's do it!!! My mom will be flaming pissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Shave your head and wear a pink Britney wig for each game. Pictures are required. Wait why do I have to shave my head? Can't I just wear a wig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Millertime 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 What if you allready have a beard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 This feels like it is turning into an Old Spice hair and body wash commercial!! Is a playoff beard right for me, yes officer. What about me, yes criminal. I have hair here and here but not here, is a playoff beard right for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 What if you already have a beard? Start Clean the day before the first game of the playoffs. I didn't shave for a week a couple weeks ago and my girlfriend was all in a tizzy because of it. Naturally she flipped out when I told her about the playoff beard, so she told me we can't hop on the good foot and do the bad thing until I shave...good thing a Datsyukian deke gets me off every time...that or HUGE hit from Kronners! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 I'd just be happy if Lilja did it. EDIT: Okay, after some Photoshopping, now I'm CERTAIN that Lilja should do it... That is perfect. Seriously, the whole team needs to grow hulk hogans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 That is perfect. Seriously, the whole team needs to grow hulk hogans. Wow Harold looking at your Avatar and that pic side by side is scary, they look eerily similar!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Wow Harold looking at your Avatar and that pic side by side is scary, they look eerily similar!! Who's creepier? Harold or Lilja? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Who's creepier? Harold or Lilja? *fingers crossed* I know I can win this one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hillbillywingsfan 794 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 since i'm a girl, and can't grow a beard, i leave a small beard-shaped patch of hair on my leg for the playoffs. my boyfriend HATES this. i think it's hilarious. yeah i wasn't going to comment until i read the whole post=) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinRedWing 172 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 (edited) I don't know guys. I'll have to join ZZ Top or something if/when we go deep. Edited March 24, 2008 by FinRedWing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEVILSWATERBOY 10 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 Boy reading some of these posts about not being able to grow a beard I wish i had that problem Ive had a stash since 7grade and been shaving since 7 grade if I let it go I will look like Grizzley Adams in 1 month Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut40 176 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 (edited) No but for real...what can girls do? Grow out our nails? I hate long nails. My nails are really long right now they're actually pretty annoying. I should cut them and then grow them out for the playoffs. But no. I'm making my brother grow a playoff beard since I can't. Lilja and Cleary's beards last year were my favorite!!! Edited March 24, 2008 by wingnut40 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zetterberg_fan_40 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 We really need to find something that us girls can do for the playoffs that isnt to disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gutierrez 7 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 I'm in but I can't grow much. It'll end up being a lot of stubble and not so much beard haha. But im only 19 so maybe in the coming years i'll be able to sport a full playoff beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FedorovGurl 2 Report post Posted March 24, 2008 I'll pull a Britney.. no problem. Pink wig on order as we speak! ANYTHING for the team! (umm but does this mean I have to run around panty-less??) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
