Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 The man scores, forechecks, backchecks, hits, steal the puck, blocks shots, draws penalties, makes jokes -- and now he throws haymakers. There is nothing he can't do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) I say Bourne, when you are trying to find him you can't, but then boom he finds you!!!!!!!! Edited May 27, 2008 by Opie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selkie 10 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 He's Jack Bauer on skates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyerberger 279 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Where's the option for "Extra-terrestrial"? I'm not voting until that one is put up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imisssergei 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Where's the option for "Extra-terrestrial"? I'm not voting until that one is put up. Damn, you beat me to it. Dats has got to have the most oddly shaped head in the NHL. It looks very much like a greys head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reds4Life 51 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) He is witty Russian off the ice, a predator on the ice and a Red Wing in his heart . Proof: http://www.filefactory.com/file/f9f8f9/ Edited May 27, 2008 by Reds4Life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdogg1m 3 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I think the god reference is thrown around too much. I would say he is a beast!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I bet he's a sucky goalie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishtemper14+25 11 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 "he is like christ on ice"-quote from my friend when we were at the game last night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VM1138 1,921 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Goal is the only thing left he has to prove. I say put Datsyuk in net and put Ozzie as a forward. Seriously people, have any of you seen the new Indiana Jones movie? That might answer your question as to what Datsyuk is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel1 32 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I would love to see that sequence at the end of the game where Dats is giving it to Roberts during the scrum, if anyone has a link for it or a vid of it I would appreciate it thanx! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyerberger 279 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Damn, you beat me to it. Dats has got to have the most oddly shaped head in the NHL. It looks very much like a greys head. Well, he sure did phone home on Roberts last night... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozen-Man 144 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 I bet he's a sucky goalie! SO TRUE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z and D for the C 712 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 (edited) I think the god reference is thrown around too much. I would say he is a beast!!! Agreed, you blasphemers are all going to hell. Edited May 27, 2008 by Z and D for the C Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graybeard 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Goal is the only thing left he has to prove. I say put Datsyuk in net and put Ozzie as a forward. Seriously people, have any of you seen the new Indiana Jones movie? That might answer your question as to what Datsyuk is. That would hardly be fair. Ozzie has a head start. He's already scored a goal, and from a lot farther away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 Agreed, you blasphemers are all going to hell. Datsyuk = Satan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poxer 0 Report post Posted May 27, 2008 If Datsyuk is Satan then what does that make Zetterberg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira 451 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 Pasha is the best thing to happen to Red Wings hockey since Steve Yzerman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SweWings 45 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 That Jason Bourne guy can do anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinbin 3 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 "he is like christ on ice"-quote from my friend when we were at the game last night I can see that! I think more in the line of Moses, he delivers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 If Datsyuk is Satan then what does that make Zetterberg? .... Bear Grylls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRedWingsWay 8 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 Datsyuk = Chuck Norris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poxer 0 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 .... Bear Grylls? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaman 713 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 I still say that Zetterberg and Dats were cloned by the red wings.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted May 28, 2008 W.W.P.D.D. ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
