rick zombo 3,739 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 This thread is LOL. Priceless. Nice work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeymom1960 5,107 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Can I be the coach? I've coached high school inline hockey and I can yell "CHANGE IT UP" with the best of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsudzy 2 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Willing to be the back up goalie, but not willing to go back to Baghdad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlakKy 58 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Guys, After thinking it over and discussing things with my wife, I have decided to field an Eastern Conference team next year. If you have never played before or are lacking in talent, that's ok. Anyone interested in going to the Cup Finals? I think our only competition would be Alexander Ovechkin. Who wants in? What position will you play? -Redwingabner, Defence, Eastern Conference Team *BONUS* If any of you are Canadian and have a problem growing facial hair, combined with minimalist talent and a bitchy attitude, please PM me. The NHL marketing machine would like to make you the face of the NHL. My facial hair situation is ridiculous (pretty patchy), I'm Canadian, I played on my provincial champion High School team, my garage door has wayyyy too many dents in it to close smoothly. Can I be famous? I like Gatorade and would love an RBK sponsorship too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingAbner 13 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I am all for Vladifan as Evgeni Malkin's replacement; and overall, everyone that wants one has a spot on this team. Let's spread the word on our "fan education" camps. Here, people like Pierre McGuire, Columbus Blue Jackets announcers, and Pittsburgh Penguins fans will treat those new to hockey to "The NHL rule book: How to act like you know something by applying rules selectively." At the end of each session, our new fans will get the opportunity for "blobbing" into the lake. Thanks go out to Marc-Andre Fluery for volunteering to be the blob--he's used to things bouncing off him and going in. These camps will also serve as nickname contests; suggestions may also be posted below. For example: Havana Bananas. "BA, NA-NA, Hey Hey Hey, Yellow Fruit." (Our Chant) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntax 359 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 oh,can i be equipment manager. I'll assist maltbymaniac. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dteowner 20 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'd like the backup goalie spot. Since I haven't been in skates in 2 decades, I've got a plan just in case I actually get sent into the game. I'll pull a McLennan and slash the crap out of the first guy I can reach, and then park my happy butt in the press box. Deal? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrie 900 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 It looks like you can use more bodies on the blueline, I'm in and I'm Canadian too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KronwallCRUNCH 5 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Hold off on the coaching search. I'm sure Bylsma will be available when the Wings are done with him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonan78 1 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'm not Canadian, but I've been there a couple of times, does that count? Can I be a 3rd pair D-man? I'm not very fast but I can slash someone on the hands as he blows by me on a breakaway, ala Hal Gill on Darren Helm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holiday 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'll play defense. The problem is I may have a hint of defensive awareness and ability. Will that be a problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'll play defense. The problem is I may have a hint of defensive awareness and ability. Will that be a problem? And we shall name him Mike Green... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyn66 89 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 i play no 2 defense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donaldjr2448 43 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I want to coach too!! I can be like Therrian from lastyear, I can whine, piss and moan jus like he did!! I can also be like Hitchcock and state to the media that the Wings cheat on faceoffs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PotbellyJoe 10 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 6' - 210 and can skate backwards, unfortunately I keep a beard (or goatee) year round, so I can't play center. Maybe I can be in one of the defense pairings... Bad news guys: No need for a 4th line in the Eastern Conference... Maybe that's good news for those of you that want to ride pine... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 We're thin on D. I'll play both ends of the ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wubbie 0 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I am as wide as the net I can just sit there I am in Hey, can girls play? I have the same qualifications. I'll be the back-up goaltender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken 16 381 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'm in... Bonecrushing blueliner. Of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Booster313 138 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Guys I've never played hockey before but I know how to tie my skates and I can hold a stick...oh did I mention I have a degree in acting from NYU and I was also on the school high dive team...hmmm acting and diving...I'm sure we can find something I'd be good at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fatal 1 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 (edited) Can I be the "Face"? I don't actually play hockey but ever since i was a little kid my mom has been shoving me in front of people and telling them how special I am. I can do this! Edited June 2, 2009 by Fatal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KronwallCRUNCH 5 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 Can I be the "Face"? I don't actually play hockey but ever since i was a little kid my mom has been shoving me in front of people and telling them how special I am. I can do this! Sidney? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted June 2, 2009 I'm Canadian, can skate somewhat (I'm better skating backward), I got a bad knee and a bad ankle (opposite legs). I do have a goatee, but that's about all I can grow. Oh yeah, I need help tying my skates, and someone needs to explain the blue lines once in a while. Can I be the Captain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
