SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 31, 2009 Easy to win cups when you have the Commish in your back pocket. f*** Crosby and the Pissburgh Refguins. Detroit shall have it's revenge. Everyone knew this little ***** was going to win a Cup sometime in his career, nice to get it over with, sucks that it had to be against Detroit. I wonder if he's thanked his team for getting him that Cup yet? Can blame the refs or retarded conspiracy theories all you want but Detroit had 2 straight chances to close it out and didn't. Nobody to blame but themselves. all this talk about the guys mouth, I can't believe no one noticed he appears to have no neck in this picture hmm possibly due to him trying to ride the mule and getting taken out earlier in game 7? I wanted anyone but him to win the cup hes such a whiner, many other deserving guys in the league, Ovechkin comes to mind, amongst many many others Plenty of people in sports whine as well, not just Crosby alone (yes I get that he was voted most whined person, etc.). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HadThomasVokounOnFortSt 878 Report post Posted July 31, 2009 Easy to win cups when you have the Commish in your back pocket. Easy to win cups when you fake in injury and ride the bench the rest of the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputman 1,268 Report post Posted August 1, 2009 What most people are not realizing about this thread, it has nothing to do with commissioners or whining - it has to do with titanic muzzles, and the search for hooks within them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted August 1, 2009 Easy to win cups when you fake in injury and ride the bench the rest of the game. I highly doubt he was faking it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoreline Report post Posted August 7, 2009 Cole Harbour has called in the military to replace Crosby's bodyguards, after Crosby bit and punched one of them in the nads. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z and D for the C 712 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 Easy to win cups when you fake in injury and ride the bench the rest of the game. How come no one thought of this before?! It's fool proof! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoreline Report post Posted August 7, 2009 (edited) How come no one thought of this before?! It's fool proof! Does he look injured in the photo above? NO! It was clearly faked. Crosby just wanted everyone else to do the work for him in the most important minutes in Earth's history. Edited August 7, 2009 by Shoreline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
egroen 384 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 Cole Harbour has called in the military to replace Crosby's bodyguards, after Crosby bit and punched one of them in the nads. I see Lemieux is still making him wear a helmet outside of the house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoreline Report post Posted August 7, 2009 I see Lemieux is still making him wear a helmet outside of the house The guys standing next to him are wearing helmets too, probably because he's so tough they need protection in case he goes wild like Father Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 I see that picture and I want to put forks in my eyes, dirty Nova Scotia. Cleary's bringing it home next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooon 1,089 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 man... i think talbot sleeps in there. I finally got nhl network a month ago and was all excited cause ive always wanted it. But i cant even watch it now cause literally EVERY commercial break they play the penguins championship DVD commercial and i have to watch that large-mouthed ass skate around with our cup. Its gonna be a long year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 Cole Harbour has called in the military to replace Crosby's bodyguards, after Crosby bit and punched one of them in the nads. If you were to take the cup out of this picture he would look VERY special ed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted August 7, 2009 If you were to take the cup out of this picture he would look VERY special ed. It's crude... but I only had MSPAINT to work with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holiday 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2009 Wow Crosby doesn't look retarded at all with the helmet on. I mean, safety first i understand, but they can loosen the screws a little bit. Man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheUkrainian 49 Report post Posted August 8, 2009 When I saw that on TSN I almost fell out of my chair laughing. My friend sent this via AIM after I showed him the photo (He's a Leafs fan). "Hey, lets have a parade" -okay! "What do you wanna ride in?" - A TANK! "wow, sid, overcompensating much?" - I WANT A TANK! "OKAY! But you have to wear a helmet, we can get you an army one" -NO, I wanna wear mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted August 8, 2009 Here we go, no photoshopping needed: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted August 8, 2009 But just in case you like a little modification.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken 16 381 Report post Posted August 8, 2009 people still whine about crosby? I don't know which is worse... people who complain about Crosby or the people that complain about people complaining about Crosby. Same mold if you ask me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lidstromboli Report post Posted August 8, 2009 look at me whining Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96 347 Report post Posted August 9, 2009 I don't know which is worse... people who complain about Crosby or the people that complain about people complaining about Crosby. Same mold if you ask me... Regardless, it's a fact the Crosby is a whiny little baby that sucks at the teet of Bettman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Bylsma 27 Report post Posted August 9, 2009 Is Sid perfect or what,Sidney becomes the first player to offer to clean the cup,see link below. I think we all know what these kinds of threads are about,discussing his anatomy.You guys want him,big time. When you find he cleans around the house your going to want him even more ! http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=618&id=45456 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeftWinger 5,153 Report post Posted August 9, 2009 Is Sid perfect or what,Sidney becomes the first player to offer to clean the cup,see link below. I think we all know what these kinds of threads are about,discussing his anatomy.You guys want him,big time. When you find he cleans around the house your going to want him even more ! http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=618&id=45456 Why are these idiot Pitts fans still here? Dude, I can think of at least 29 other players I'd rather have than this pole smoker! He is onlyt cleaning the cup to suck up to uncle gary some more, because he knows along with the rest of the free world, he didn't earn it! OR need we remind you what SHOULD result from instigating a fight in the last two minutes of a game? I know we dont have to remind you of this: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan Bylsma 27 Report post Posted August 9, 2009 Why are these idiot Pitts fans still here? Dude, I can think of at least 29 other players I'd rather have than this pole smoker! He is onlyt cleaning the cup to suck up to uncle gary some more, because he knows along with the rest of the free world, he didn't earn it! OR need we remind you what SHOULD result from instigating a fight in the last two minutes of a game? I know we dont have to remind you of this: hey he's still only a kid.He won't be doing that in a few years. It's no reason to truly hate him like some of you do. There are some here that is reasonable about this but not a lot. Hating doesn't do you any good no matter how you look at it. I would like to see the maturity some of you guys had at Sid's age.,I dare say not even half of what he has. You prove this every time you talk about him. He earned it just about as much as any other captain ever did and then some. You can think of at least 29 other players you would rather have,WHAT ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cusimano_brothers 1,655 Report post Posted August 9, 2009 The Crosby Cat: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
