zettie85 106 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 I don't know about you guys but I just heard the worst saying ever by the Ducks announcers. I don't know if he made this one up but he should be hit with a stick. "Bobby Ryan goes coast to coast like buttered toast." What's the worst you have heard???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Toledo 233 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 I don't know man. Mike Lange had some pretty strange calls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EuroTwin 240 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Anything that comes out of Emrick's mouth is starting to make my ears bleed. DRIIIIIVE WAFFLEBOARDED FOREARM SHIVER etc. etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Anything that comes out of Emrick's mouth is starting to make my ears bleed. DRIIIIIVE WAFFLEBOARDED FOREARM SHIVER KNIFED AWAY SQUIBBED ON GOAL CAUGHT IN THE GOALIE'S PARAPHERNALIA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lidstromboli Report post Posted November 4, 2009 ACTIVE STICK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CenterIce 83 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) ACTIVE STICK I am not really liking Ken Daniels' "snipe" calls. Edited November 4, 2009 by CenterIce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 MASTADONIC GLOVE SAVE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 MASTADONIC GLOVE SAVE Good call! I knew this one was going to go up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Good call! I knew this one was going to go up. CAPS LOCK OR IM NOT LISTENING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ComradeWasabi 109 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 MASTADONIC GLOVE SAVE I was going to post this. When I heard it originally I thought I heard "MASTODONIC LOVE GRAB!". On second review, I guess he said glove, not love. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SDavis35 140 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 tongiht, not sure who said it... "I dub thee sir Niklas Kronwall" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 I was going to post this. When I heard it originally I thought I heard "MASTODONIC LOVE GRAB!". On second review, I guess he said glove, not love. UMMM.....GOOD CALL! I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO GO UP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shoreline Report post Posted November 4, 2009 (edited) FOREARM SHIVER They do forearm shivers in the NHL? I thought that was a penalty. Edited November 4, 2009 by Shoreline Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ComradeWasabi 109 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 tongiht, not sure who said it... "I dub thee sir Niklas Kronwall" That was actually kind of funny. One of the B's went off for high-sticking on a, simply-put, laughable call. He literally tapped Kronwall on the top of the head with his stick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z and D for the C 712 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Mastadonic glove save. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RusDRW 155 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 recently that s*** about "active stick" became increasingly popular among commentators... It is a bit strange to hear even for a non-native speaker. Especially, if it is repeated 5 times in 5 minutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Never_Retire_Steve 35 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 "He shoots, he scores!" Honorable mentions: "A Double Dion" "It's all about transition defence" "He needs to do a better job to identify the ice" "What a monster" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waitahochiminute 2 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Pretty much any saying said by the VS and NBC announcers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Dynasty 267 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 CHEEKY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthhuman 8 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Slap me silly, Sidney!" I believe a Pittsburgh announcer got fired a couple of years ago for this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ComradeWasabi 109 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Slap me silly, Sidney!" I believe a Pittsburgh announcer got fired a couple of years ago for this. Not quite.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lange He's responsible for such travesties as "Slap me silly, Sidney!" and "beaten like a rented mule". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthhuman 8 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Not quite.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Lange He's responsible for such travesties as "Slap me silly, Sidney!" and "beaten like a rented mule". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIHPd3vERUw "From 1975 until 2006, Lange served as the lead play-by-play announcer for the Penguins' hockey radio and television network, never missing a broadcast. On June 29, 2006, citing a desire to go in a new direction, Fox Sports Pittsburgh did not exercise the option year on Lange's contract." Sounds about right. Fired was the wrong word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Anything that comes out of Emrick's mouth is starting to make my ears bleed. DRIIIIIVE WAFFLEBOARDED FOREARM SHIVER etc. etc. I know... Emrick's sayings like, "The Devils have won the Stanley Cup!!!" (shudders) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwingfan19 293 Report post Posted November 4, 2009 and lidstrom " cancels out " insert name here..... lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crymson Report post Posted November 4, 2009 Anything that comes out of Emrick's mouth is starting to make my ears bleed. DRIIIIIVE WAFFLEBOARDED FOREARM SHIVER etc. etc. [voice breaks] MY GOODNESS!! No, the best I've heard from him was near the end of the Wings/Bruins game back in '07; the Wings had just given up and empty netter, and Emrick says "And the Red Wings fans head for the river; not to jump in, but to get to their cars." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
