Earthhuman 8 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) (What phrase or eulogy would you put on a Wing's tombstone?) I thought of this thread listening to Ken Daniels say the ubiquitous, "Datsyuk - still has the puck." Nobody can seem to take it off of him, why should the other side be any different. Anyway, what are your suggestions for any Wing, past or present? Think funny or poignant. EDIT: Sorry to the magical thinkers here that consider this thread bad mojo. Edited March 10, 2011 by Earthhuman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Uwe Krupp: Here lies one whose name was writ in water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingfanatic4alltime 32 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Robert Lang: Here lies Robert Lang who is Lazy and Sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Here lies Jason @&$#ing Williams. He still sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevkrause 1,247 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Here lies The Captain... no other name is needed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtydangles 1,328 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 lidstrom: "here lies... wait. no. he's still out there. perfect humans don't die." 3 HankthaTank, wingnut40 and 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings1110 184 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 would lebda have a tombstone? or would you just dump him in a field or something? maybe a swamp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthhuman 8 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) lidstrom: "here lies... wait. no. he's still out there. perfect humans don't die." "Lot reserved for Nicklas Lidstrom." Uwe Krupp:Here lies one whose name was writ in water. Classy start. I've always said we need a little more Keats around here. (Starting now) Edited March 10, 2011 by Earthhuman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weGotTheCup89 41 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Well this is sadistic. "He was a Red Wing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 RIP Home Dominance 1 WMUsiv1 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 RIP ANDREAS LILJA "Here lies Andreas Lilja, died by electric chair for committing multiple murders by body check." 1 GMRwings1983 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ogreslayer 1,069 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 would lebda have a tombstone? or would you just dump him in a field or something? maybe a swamp? No he would get a proper burial but instead of a tombstone, it would be marked with a pylon of course. 2 55fan and stevkrause reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevkrause 1,247 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) No he would get a proper burial but instead of a tombstone, it would be marked with a pylon of course. First the Mounties comment in the Air Canada thread and now this... you sir, are on your game today! Edited March 10, 2011 by stevkrause Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick Zombos Ghost 82 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 Here lies BRAD Lebda the 2 million dollar man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ogreslayer 1,069 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 First the Mounties comment in the Air Canada thread and now this... you sir, are on your game today! Why thank you sir. I appreciate it when someone enjoys me bringin' the funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingzman91 134 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 "Here lies Pavel Dats.....damn, he deked me again, sorry. He's in that grave over there. " 2 55fan and Jenny reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevkrause 1,247 Report post Posted March 10, 2011 "Here lies Pavel Dats.....damn, he deked me again, sorry. He's in that grave over there. " better yet... "Here would have lied Pavel Datsyuk, but Death tried to catch him and is still trying to find his jockstrap from the deke he threw on him" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Danny 155 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Here lies Pavel Datsyuk. All done. $5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Here lies: Petr Klima, and you're shocked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Not a Wing, but I can't resist: Here lies Peter Fors... oh, my bad. Here lies Peter Fo...not yet? Here lies Peter Forsbe... oh, wait. Haven't we done this before? Ok, now. Here lies Peter... hang on. Ok, for real this time. Here lies Peter Fors... SEL does not count, Peter. What? Oh. That was quick. For sure this time? Here lies Peter Forsberg. Finally. 4 wingnut22, RWRNHZ40, Kira and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rrasco 1,312 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Not really dedicated to an individual, but I always liked that wallpaper that had the quote: "On the ice legends are born. On the cup is where they remain." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donfishmaster 62 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 I think it's morbid to do a Red Wing. BUT... "Here Lies Chris Pronger. Please flush twice and wash your hands when you're done." 2 Kira and 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
donfishmaster 62 Report post Posted March 12, 2011 "Here Lies Jonathon Ericsson. He gave a face to 'FAIL'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
