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#1 DickieDunn

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:37 PM

Forwards:

Bombay-Conway-Banks

Dorsey-Youngblood-Braden

Hanson-Hanson-Hanson

Portman-Racki-Ogilthorpe

 

Defense

Upton-Wanchuk

Marden-Biebe

Lussier-Tyler

 

Goalie

Lemieux

Heaver

 

The first line is relying on the chemistry of Gordon Bombay and Charlie Conway, along with Mystery, Alaska's Connor Banks's slapshot.  Doug Dorsey's injured eye heals well enough to play, and he's teamed with former junior phenom Dean Youngblood and Ned Braden, called up from the Chiefs.  The third line is made up of the Hansons, who aren't that great separate but are much better than the sum of its parts.  The fourth line of Dean Portman and towering Ogie ogilthorpe, centered by Youngblood's junior nemesis Carl Racki, give the team plenty of toughness.

 

On defense, former Chief's captain Johnny Upton and Mo Wanchuk join their teammates from the Chiefs.  Skank Marden and Jon Biebe from Mystery anchor the second pair.  On the third pairing, we add some tougness with Andre "Poodle" Lussier and a PP QB in Jesse Tyler (Mighty Ducks).

 

In net we have former Chief Denis Lemieux and Youngblood's former junior teammate Heaver.

 

The coaching staff is judge Walter Burns, assisted by Reg Dunlop and Youngblood's former coach Murray Chadwick.  Joe McGrath is the GM, finally given the chance to run a team not teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.


Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:41 PM

Bombay on the first line is questionable with his injury history. Not sure his knee can handle those minutes. I might add some speed to that top line with a Luis Mendoza type player, that kid is crazy fast. 

 

Also if there's any way we can pry Gunner Stahl from iceland, we'd be unstoppable. I know they'd never let him go, but we have some good prospects coming up. You think Aberman, Julie the Cat, and a 2nd would do it?

 

Edit: Any relation between Connor Banks of Mystery Alaska and cake-eater Adam Banks of District 5?


Edited by hooon, 31 January 2014 - 12:44 PM.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:43 PM

This thread has the potential to make my day.

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Just look at how he hangs his sunglasses from his banana hammock in that last pic.  This guyf****** rules. --kipwinger


#4 DickieDunn

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:47 PM

Bombay on the first line is questionable with his injury history. Not sure his knee can handle those minutes. I might add some speed to that top line with a Luis Mendoza type player, that kid is crazy fast. 

 

Also if there's any way we can pry Gunner Stahl from iceland, we'd be unstoppable. I know they'd never let him go, but we have some good prospects coming up. You think Aberman, Julie the Cat, and a 2nd would do it?

 

Edit: Any relation between Connor Banks of Mystery Alaska and cake-eater Adam Banks of District 5?

 

I think the grocer and the cake eater are cousins.  I thought about Stahl too.


Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:48 PM

You absolutely have to put Doug Glatt and Ross Rhea on the 4th line.


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:49 PM

Forwards:

Bombay-Conway-Banks

Dorsey-Youngblood-Braden

Hanson-Hanson-Hanson

Portman-Racki-Ogilthorpe

 

Defense

Upton-Wanchuk

Marden-Biebe

Lussier-Tyler

 

Goalie

Lemieux

Heaver

 

The first line is relying on the chemistry of Gordon Bombay and Charlie Conway, along with Mystery, Alaska's Connor Banks's slapshot.  Doug Dorsey's injured eye heals well enough to play, and he's teamed with former junior phenom Dean Youngblood and Ned Braden, called up from the Chiefs.  The third line is made up of the Hansons, who aren't that great separate but are much better than the sum of its parts.  The fourth line of Dean Portman and towering Ogie ogilthorpe, centered by Youngblood's junior nemesis Carl Racki, give the team plenty of toughness.

 

On defense, former Chief's captain Johnny Upton and Mo Wanchuk join their teammates from the Chiefs.  Skank Marden and Jon Biebe from Mystery anchor the second pair.  On the third pairing, we add some tougness with Andre "Poodle" Lussier and a PP QB in Jesse Tyler (Mighty Ducks).

 

In net we have former Chief Denis Lemieux and Youngblood's former junior teammate Heaver.

 

The coaching staff is judge Walter Burns, assisted by Reg Dunlop and Youngblood's former coach Murray Chadwick.  Joe McGrath is the GM, finally given the chance to run a team not teetering on the brink of bankruptcy.

 

I'd take Fulton Reed over Jesse Tyler, he didn't even make the JV squad. Can't just have one bash brother, it doesn't work.


Edited by BadgerBob, 31 January 2014 - 12:50 PM.


#7 DickieDunn

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:58 PM

You absolutely have to put Doug Glatt and Ross Rhea on the 4th line.

Glatt can only fight and doesn't have the fear factor as the others.  Rhea is washed up.


 

I'd take Fulton Reed over Jesse Tyler, he didn't even make the JV squad. Can't just have one bash brother, it doesn't work.

 Reed is a winger though. He's ready to step in when Ogie gets suspended and possibly deported though, don't worry


Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:59 PM

You absolutely have to put Doug Glatt and Ross Rhea on the 4th line.


Seconded.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 01:59 PM

Gunner Stahl easily makes the roster.. c'mon


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:13 PM

Gunner Stahl easily makes the roster.. c'mon

 

I did some research.  Gunnar quit hockey a year after losing to the Ducks, citing that coach Wolf Stansson's overbearing nature made hockey no fun anymore.  He now runs Iceland's largest hakarl (aged and fermented greenland shark meat) production companies.


Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:23 PM

 

I did some research.  Gunnar quit hockey a year after losing to the Ducks, citing that coach Wolf Stansson's overbearing nature made hockey no fun anymore.  He now runs Iceland's largest hakarl (aged and fermented greenland shark meat) production companies.

 

I heard he actually dropped his accent, changed his name to Scooter and went on to be the goalie for the Eden Hall Warriors varsity hockey team.



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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:23 PM

The fact that Johnny Hansen can't find a spot on the roster is also a shame.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:33 PM

Slightly off topic, but...

 

Is Jim Carr doing the play by play? And is "Lady of Spain" allowed to be played again?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and is GM Joe McGrath making everyone do fashion shows as part of Public Relations? :lol:


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:38 PM

From what I've read the Eden Hall team was the whole Hawk team from Mighty Ducks 1

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:42 PM

 

I heard he actually dropped his accent, changed his name to Scooter and went on to be the goalie for the Eden Hall Warriors varsity hockey team.

 

Funny story.  Scooter is actually his long lost twin brother.  Their parents got divorced when they were babies and each took one child, never telling Gunnar and Scooter that they had a twin.  They met years later when Scooter was visiting Iceland and decided to try the local delicacy of half-rotten shark meat.


Slightly off topic, but...

 

Is Jim Carr doing the play by play? And is "Lady of Spain" allowed to be played again?

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and is GM Joe McGrath making everyone do fashion shows as part of Public Relations? :lol:

 

 

They were going to, until Upton threatened to wave his penis at the crowd again.

 

And yes, Jim Carr is the radio voice, still wearing that bad toupee, and Lady of Spain has been replaced with the Macarena as the banned song.


Edited by DickieDunn, 31 January 2014 - 02:43 PM.

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe!


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:43 PM

 
I did some research.  Gunnar quit hockey a year after losing to the Ducks, citing that coach Wolf Stansson's overbearing nature made hockey no fun anymore.  He now runs Iceland's largest hakarl (aged and fermented greenland shark meat) production companies.


He deserves a spot for hair alone.. i hear he's been staying in shape though. with the right coach, he could thrive again.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 02:48 PM

Damn shame about Derek Sutton's fractured skull.  He would have gone #1 in the draft.



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Posted 31 January 2014 - 03:42 PM

Huge omission with no Fulton quarterbacking the PP, hell I think even the real Wings could use him right now.


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Posted 31 January 2014 - 04:48 PM

No love for Jack the chimp from MVP? Set him up on the half wall and let him fire pucks in. I am digging Hanson line though. And I agree with needing Fulton as a PP qb. This whole thread made my day though guys. Props.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 05:24 PM

I agree with the original article,
http://thehockeywrit...h.MMLGdPY2.dpuf
I'd scratch Bombay for the speedy Premature Ejaculator.

"Stevie Weeks...The last addition to the Mystery, Alaska squad, Weeks was a teenager who skated the towns frozen river every morning. On a team full of speedsters, Weeks was clearly the fastest on the roster.

Weeks play was impressive enough for the Rangers to sign him to a minor-league contract."

- See more at: http://thehockeywrit...h.MMLGdPY2.dpuf

Edited by T.Low, 31 January 2014 - 05:26 PM.






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