Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Let's do this thing. Make Kate Beckinsale cry in her beer. No mercy. 1 Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,754 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 NBC on-ice guy just said "your level of comfortability". Yeesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: "Larkin waffleboards it and Helm comes up with the puck." "Carrying the puck now he sashays on through!" "Oh and it's shot into the paraphernalia of Lundqvist, and it goes up and into the stands" "Looks like a nice young lady from Shawinigan came up with it" "Seems her birthday came 6 months early this year!" "Haha and now we go to Pierre McGuire between the benches" "How does everything look down there Pierre?" "Thanks Doc, that shot came off the twig of DARREN HELM, a real staple of the Detroit Red Wings for many years now" "A product of the Selkirk Steelers of the MJHL, but Helm actually grew up in Medicine Hat Alberta just down the road" "Not many people know that, but I memorized it for some reason" "Helm is actually the best player born in the month of january to come out of the MJHL" "A real accomplishment, back to you Doc" God I hate NBC PIERRE: "Hey Eddie, does that thing remind you a bit of the thing?" [uncomfortably long pause] ED: "nah" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeymom1960 5,107 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: "Larkin waffleboards it and Helm comes up with the puck." "Carrying the puck now he sashays on through!" "Oh and it's shot into the paraphernalia of Lundqvist, and it goes up and into the stands" "Looks like a nice young lady from Shawinigan came up with it" "Seems her birthday came 6 months early this year!" "Haha and now we go to Pierre McGuire between the benches" "How does everything look down there Pierre?" "Thanks Doc, that shot came off the twig of DARREN HELM, a real staple of the Detroit Red Wings for many years now" "A product of the Selkirk Steelers of the MJHL, but Helm actually grew up in Medicine Hat Alberta just down the road" "Not many people know that, but I memorized it for some reason" "Helm is actually the best player born in the month of january to come out of the MJHL" "A real accomplishment, back to you Doc" God I hate NBC Golden. 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Any man who sincerely uses the word sashay in a sentence is from a weak bloodline and will not survive the winter 3 puckloo39, Dabura and Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Y19 2,488 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 1 3 Hockeymom1960, Dabura, ChristopherReevesLegs and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dabura said: Let's do this thing. Make Kate Beckinsale cry in her beer. No mercy. ** Slow heavy metal music plays ** 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 No Nielsen tonight? We're doomed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Y19 2,488 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: Any man who sincerely uses the word sashay in a sentence is from a weak bloodline and will not survive the winter Sashayed is under "O" on the card. 2 2 krsmith17, puckloo39, ChristopherReevesLegs and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Kakko has had an awful start to his NHL career, so expect him to score nine goals tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,754 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 I don't mean this in a s***ty way, real question: Why is Alex Biega on this team? 1 krsmith17 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 (edited) Stop pushing the motherf***ing puck into the corners and shoot it at the motherf***ing net, you motherf***ng pansy-ass motherf***ers. Edited November 7, 2019 by Dabura Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeymom1960 5,107 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Dabura said: Stop pushing the motherf***ing puck into the corners and shoot it at the motherf***ing net, you motherf***ng pansy-ass motherf***ers. You owe me a coke!! 3 Dabura, ChristopherReevesLegs and Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Y19 2,488 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dabura said: Stop pushing the motherf***ing puck into the corners and shoot it at the motherf***ing net, you motherf***ng pansy-ass motherf***ers. Please drop the restraint and tell us how you really feel. 1 ChristopherReevesLegs reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Hockeymom1960 said: You owe me a coke!! Sorry. How are we not getting to any of these rebounds in their slot? 1 minute ago, Y19 said: Please drop the restraint and tell us how you really feel. AND WHY DO THEY CALL IT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ANYWAY? IT'S NOT A SQUARE. IT'S A MOTHERF***ING CIRCLE. 2 Y19 and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 7 minutes ago, kipwinger said: I don't mean this in a s***ty way, real question: Why is Alex Biega on this team? The explanation I read was Yzerman doesn't like sending kids up and down. So essentially he was acquired to be an injury stand in. I actually kinda like him, decent wheels and gritty. But I guess my standards have dropped to I'll basically like anyone who skates with any degree of urgency. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,754 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 1 minute ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said: The explanation I read was Yzerman doesn't like sending kids up and down. So essentially he was acquired to be an injury stand in. I actually kinda like him, decent wheels and gritty. But I guess my standards have dropped to I'll basically like anyone who skates with any degree of urgency. But why not use Ericsson for that? 1 krsmith17 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, kipwinger said: But why not use Ericsson for that? Right? The business with Ericsson is honestly bizarre. He's called up McIlrath, Hicketts, and traded Pope just to keep him off the roster it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Helm hits iron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MabusIncarnate 5,359 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Don't worry guys i'm here. Had to make a beer run. 1 1 Dabura and Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Y19 2,488 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Hmmm, held the Ranger off the board for a period while playing on NBCSN. We must be running some of that subtle interference. 1 Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 End of 1st. No score. Decent period. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeymom1960 5,107 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dabura said: End of 1st. No score. Decent period. Now you've jinxed us for sure 1 Y19 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 Wait, when did Patrick Sharp join NBC?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted November 7, 2019 ... Athanasiou's transformation into our new Helm is nearly com-PLEET. Gooooooood. Just now, Dabura said: Wait, when did Patrick Sharp join NBC?! IDK but I don't mind, he's so goddamn handsome 1 Dabura reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
