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Detroit Red Wings: Making Anaheim fans rage since 2009. Howard had some good saves and was completely hung out to dry by his defense, but when the D finally got their heads out of their asses he lets in a brutal go-ahead goal. He also seemed to be way too out of position in the third period. Didn't end up costing him but there were a few scary points in the game. He didn't have a "horrible" game, but it wasn't that great, either. Either way we got the two points.

dude, I don't know what you're watching on the internet, but I'm pretty sure it's not hockey.

He can't skate, shoot, or pass. Can't stand on his feet and he's slowly unlearning English. But he'll score 30 goals for you.

I want some Chubby Hubby and a spoon, dammit.

9 out of 10 prisoners agree.

Lija has made the Ducks D better than the first time we saw them.

No, NHL Center Ice, I won't cheer at all for that ******. Stop advertising him.

Doesn't matter, Lilja is still a better choice.

To those who don't understand why we care and why we're discussing it: This is funny stuff. You can't fake this sort of stupidity.

Look at that. Lilja initiated the 2-on-1 for Anaheim. He sure is garbage, right?

O'Reily and Fox News seem to think so.

It's a balance thing to make sure he doesn't fall over. Since he's so short he has to lean forward and lunge up to deliver big hits, but in air you need to counter balance or you're going to fall right on the person you just hit. So he pushes off by following through with his elbows through the face to right his upper half. It's Kronnerphysics. That's like asking, which came first: The chicken or the egg. No one knows.

I'm against the logistics of cheerleading at a hockey game. It just doesn't work out with the way the rink is set up. No sidelines, plus you can't get too carried away on the ice during intermissions or else you'll fall on your face and crack your head open. Plus, I'm not really against cheerleading in general, although I think there comes a point where there's a fine line between cheerleading and looking like you're performing the pre-strip portion of an exotic dance (take the Panthers' cheerleaders, for example). Also, since I wasn't really up on what cheerleaders do these days, I looked up the Cowboys cheerleaders on YouTube, and I have to say, I'm kind of unimpressed. I mean, they're good dancers and all, but at my high school they used to do flips and those human pyramid things and all kinds of acrobatic stuff. These girls just dance. I was going to say that it would be lame because hockey cheerleaders couldn't do anything very acrobatic because of the surface they're on, but I guess football cheerleaders don't do that kind of stuff either. In that case, meh, I think the whole thing's kind of boring. If they want to do it, fine, but if they wanted to save money, I could live without it. I mean, baseball doesn't have cheerleaders and they play on grass, which is much more conducive to being danced on than ice is, so why try to force it when football's really the only sport that does it?

6 points in 6 games? on pace for 82 points? and heating up? This team needs more Samuelson if we are whipping on Z.

Well I thought, but two people saying it has cast doubt on my memory. EDIT: Well there it was, you guys were right. Oops!

Never had a chance? That was hardly some perfect shot over the glove. That's an easy 5-hole goal. In fact, that was the only place Selanne could shoot from that angle, so that should have been closed off.

Ozzie has had a great career. And Howard is just starting, he'll be great too.

Some days it's just not worth it to gnaw though the leather straps.

In Russia the puck shoots you.

Not to get into a political debate, but O'Reily is a turd.

Yeah that's the thing. There ARE plenty of arguments one could make as to why its easy to dislike the Wings, and I have even read several articles that talk about this in an educated manner. Its just the way she writes, gets all of her facts wrong, outright lies, and simply showcases jealous bitterness rather than a healthy rivalry.

In his prime, Martin Brodeur. Under the current cap and given the best bang for your buck, Jimmy.

She is not a sports journalist; just a "freelance" "yahoo user" blogger. Anyone with time on their hands and a propensity to want to see their own writing on a screen can do it; no subject knowledge required. https://publish.associatedcontent.com/signup.shtml http://www.associatedcontent.com/user/495535/sherri_thornhill.html "The Detroit Red Wings: Why I hate this obnoxious hockey team By Sherri Thornhill, Associated Content This article was produced by a Yahoo! Sports user. Submit an article" Watch this with a beer and remember who we are and who she is; you'll be fine.

When has a live octopus ever been thrown onto the ice? Imagine sneaking that in under your pants!