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My wife, who isn't the biggest hockey fan, but has faithfully sat through many games on the couch and at the Joe just said "All I hear is boner boner sploogey sploogey Patrick Kane...boner." LMFAO!

Nope.

Mulbury, your opinion doesn't matter because you beat a fan with a shoe!

Embarassing dive from Hossa wins a penalty

chicago has a diving team?

I look at a game day thread as if we are all at the game together and watching it live. We don't "discuss" the game we cheer, we *****, we whine, just as if we were actually at the game.

NEVER! Bitching about the reffing is FUN!

This the first game we've done one worders. We're just trying it out.

save

It is a game day thread. Who cares if someone posts one word, etc.

So when a non-Wing puts the puck over the glass for a delay of game it's just that they were trying to clear the puck and the rule must be addressed...but when a Wing does it it's just a bad play...so says NBC.

NBC: Abby deserved that cross-check to the face. That's what he should expect when trying to apply a legal check to a Chicago player. Now let's go to the Crosby iso-cam.

Is there any way a stray puck could reach Edzo's mouth and knock out a few teeth?

I just feel really relaxed this postseason. It's weird. Maybe it's lowered expectations or just age, I don't know. With the experience being gained by all the youngsters I just feel so much better about the future of the team. Not to say I didn't just explode when they won the first series but I, for some reason, don't feel bad about a possible loss this series. We found out so much about our "over-ripened" prospects and most has been very encouraging. Now, Go Wings, and BEAT THE s*** OUT OF THESE SORRY MOTHERf***ERS!!!"

Is it just me or do the jokes get meaner when it's Chicago?

This seemed appropriate enough...

OK

I like how the Wings are playing a manly game. No pansies here today.

Kronwall is due for a goal.

Does Cleary have a "no shoot" clause in his contract?

Well it is the lair of the darkest souls in hockey next to Philadelphia fans.

Thank God for CBC. I couldn't take one single minute more of those idiots. My grass could call a better game. Yeah, penalty on Myquist. For what, losing an edge?

Well CBC is writing us off. Perfect. Just the way I want it. Shoot shoot shoot the puck.