The Pretty Boy: Trevor Zegras
Can only buy his shampoo/conditioner brand in a salon
Avoids hits with ease, never gets injured
All the newest/best hockey equipment
Great passer, loves to work together and see his teammates score
If he doesn't have anything nice to say, he doesn't say anything at all
Unironically calls his GF "bae"
Genuinely listens when you talk to him
Says a short prayer before each game
Eats healthy and maintains a balanced diet
Cries when he thinks about how much he loves his "bae"
Generally a nice guy
Doesn't sweat, his hockey bag smells like febreeze air accents
The Chad Fugly Guy: Vasili Podkolzin
Cuts his own hair
Spits into, or rubs dirt into, open wounds to heal them
Still plays with a wood stick
Trys to go coast-to-coast on every play
Chirps at you constantly, refers to everyone as cyka blyat
Views women as objects, still gets laid
Does not register the feelings or emotions of others
Takes a huge dump in the locker room toilet before each game
Eats nothing but pizza, junk food, and beer
Openly admits he only gives a f*** about himself
Generally moody and s***ty to other people
Hygiene minimal, hockey bag smells like an open sewer in bombay