Yzerman could literally unbuckle his pants, drop trou, squat down, shart directly into a ladle, and then spoon-feed it to this fanbase, and 9/10 fans would turn around, thank him for it, and tell the rest of us how delightful the turd tastes.
"The 10 pts per million rule always applies except for when I say it doesn't"
okay
Cause Yzerman is dropping the ball on contracts AGAIN