Chiarot - Class: Heavy/Tank
Best stats: Strength, endurance, hit points
Worst stats: Intelligence, agility, charisma
Special move: *teleports behind you* "Heh... nothing personal kid" *slams your face into the boards*
Copp - Class: Jock
Best stats: All-around decent at everything
Worst stats: No weaknesses
Special move: Will sleep with your mom (and your dad)
Perron - Class: Veteran Warrior
Best Stats: Leadership, firepower, talking down to anglophones
Worst Stats: Defense, penalties, debilitating penchant for baguettes and red wine
Special move: Starting s*** and then retreating
Maata - Class: Suomi-Rear-Guard
Best stats: Positioning, poke-check, causes confusion
Worst stats: Mobility, offense, causes confusion
Special move: Confuses others with his classic Finnish defense
Kubalik - Czech
Best stats: Offense, consuming charcoal filtered alcohol, stealing cars in Germany
Worst stats: Defense, malnourished, infighting with other slavs
Special move: *Takes a swig of vodka and spits in your eyes*