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UM ACTUALLY.
https://www.wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-michigan-one-each-in-oakland-and-wayne-counties
 
*heads to my bunker with my stockpile of toilet paper and hand sanitizer*

You could wear a mask.

Well. I know one who is for sure. 

If I am expected to self-isolate for two weeks to a month here, I'm going to require better efforts from you then threads like this one. 

The Wuhan Klan ain't nuthin' to f*** with.

This is what happens when you introduce hockey to the rednecks.

It's the right move.

Bill Daly has coronavirus. Lottery canceled.

They should cancel the draft lottery and leave it based on the standings 

Just cancel the rest of the season. Red Wings have already clinched best draft odds. No reason to play out the rest of the games.

The Wuhan Klan ain't nuthin' to f*** with.

UM ACTUALLY.
https://www.wxyz.com/news/coronavirus/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-michigan-one-each-in-oakland-and-wayne-counties
 
*heads to my bunker with my stockpile of toilet paper and hand sanitizer*

This is the song I think of first
 
 
 

You couldnt hold out forever.
BTW. This isnt the first time Corona has gone viral.
 

I prefer the Wuhan Klan.

It's his 8th account. He ran out of aliases. 

Fake news. Zamboni drivers are undefeated.

LOL Remember how Jonas used to disappear for days last year only to pop up like some dweeb coworker showing up to troll your office party anytime AA had a good game. 
Thankfully it wasn't that often. 

Nah. I'll be happy when he's awesome for us. 
Red Wing success > >>> 91OR perceived alphadom on LGWangs.com 

That's a hell of a sample size you picked there.

But his legs will live forever

Yeah. Chris Reeve died several years ago.

Press conferences are simply about PR, I have never really cared about what a GM says during one and I likely never will. I never understood why some get all worked up from them.

Allow me to pontificate for a moment for your edification
Purity =/= whiteness
Observe the hue of Athanasiou, Daley, and Bowey. Creamy. Beige. These are mixed, multi-racial athletes... "un-pure".
Now observe Givani Smith. That's the hue of strong, powerful, pure, black man.
Therefore I maintain my original statement, however casually racist it might be, that this team will be pure again come July WITH Givani Smith on it

Yzerman, like Holland, is not a magician. He can't make trades appear out of nowhere. There has to be interest from other teams. 
And no, he shouldnt just trade players for whatever he can get. This isnt a "Going Out of Business" Sale. Assets have value, and if he isn't getting a decent return, he shouldn't just trade them just for the h*** of it.
Makes you wonder: after 2 different GM's aren't able to get decent returns for our scraps, that maybe , just maybe, LGW.com is being a little too demanding and need to lower their expectations.