Nashville joke

[Inultus 12]

I posted this on a thread on the Nashville board and it was deleted (the whole thread, not just my post), so I thought I would post it here. It's not meant in any way to be a rip on Nashville, but some of their player's names work so well for a joke that I made one up. I guess it's not exactly a joke, more of a play on words, but whateva.

If Fiddler moves to Kariya and wears a Tootoo, then sees Erat and pulls up his Forsberg to show off his Legwand, hockey fans Arnott going to like it and will Hordichuk.

If that didn't make you laugh, this probably will. According to a recent poll, (link below) 40% of Nashville fans think that they won't make it past the first round.

http://boards.nashvillepredators.com/forum...?showtopic=5780

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[BlakChamber 8]

That wasn't so much funny as it was unfunny.

[Yzermaniac192005 0]

If Fiddler moves to Kariya and wears a Tootoo, then sees Erat and pulls up his Forsberg to show off his Legwand, hockey fans Arnott going to like it and will Hordichuk.

If that didn't make you laugh, this probably will. According to a recent poll, (link below) 40% of Nashville fans think that they won't make it past the first round.

Hahaha thats not bad, although I'm not sure what pulling up his Forsberg means but I'm semi retarded so...

[brutus 0]

I posted this on a thread on the Nashville board and it was deleted (the whole thread, not just my post), so I thought I would post it here. It's not meant in any way to be a rip on Nashville, but some of their player's names work so well for a joke that I made one up. I guess it's not exactly a joke, more of a play on words, but whateva.

If Fiddler moves to Kariya and wears a Tootoo, then sees Erat and pulls up his Forsberg to show off his Legwand, hockey fans Arnott going to like it and will Hordichuk.

If that didn't make you laugh, this probably will. According to a recent poll, (link below) 40% of Nashville fans think that they won't make it past the first round.

http://boards.nashvillepredators.com/forum...?showtopic=5780

WTF??? I am laughing but I am laughing AT you...not with you....so you REALLY think that is funny?

or is the joke that you are trying to make people believe that you think it is funny, which you will find funny because obviously this is not funny...either way totally not funny dude...kinda weird (not in a good way) but definitley not funny.

to quote Randy Jackson...Nahh...dude it just was'nt working for me dude

brutus

[scotzman 29]

That wasn't so much funny as it was unfunny.

He pulled a Schrute!

[grsbmd 0]

Wanna hear a really bad hockey joke? Of course you do.

What's the best cure for Kasparaitis?

...

Antii Laaksonen

[Dano33 41]

He pulled a Schrute!

HA! good one.

[Legionnaire11 0]

I didn't even notice that it had been deleted. but since it was the whole thread, i'm guessing it wasn't because of you. In fact, your posts were the more tasteful and clever ones.

for everyone who doesn't get it, you would have had to read the entire thread to understand probably.

Edited April 5, 2007 by Legionnaire11

[Zetter is Better 0]

Wanna hear a really bad hockey joke? Of course you do.

What's the best cure for Kasparaitis?

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Antii Laaksonen

thats great.

[Vincanni 1]

On the subject of puns and Nashville fans not believing they'll get past round 1, can you blame them? They've been playing like a Hartnell-less team for awhile now.

...God, I am so lame.

[Elshupacabra 0]

That wasn't so much funny as it was unfunny.

hahaha

[Sparty13 0]

there's no "i" in team, but there's a "U" in not funny

[wingsfan979802 0]

I didn't even notice that it had been deleted. but since it was the whole thread, i'm guessing it wasn't because of you. In fact, your posts were the more tasteful and clever ones.

for everyone who doesn't get it, you would have had to read the entire thread to understand probably.

hey why do you have a red wings suck avatar on the nashville boards?

i like how one of them say we will beat san jose in 7 and then lose to detroit in the second round

[Yzermaniac192005 0]

Wanna hear a really bad hockey joke? Of course you do.

What's the best cure for Kasparaitis?

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Antii Laaksonen

Haha

Anyone got any other good hockey jokes? Not about the game but maybe involving players names like that?

[wingsfan979802 0]

Haha

Anyone got any other good hockey jokes? Not about the game but maybe involving players names like that?

heroes of hockeytown i beleive had one about the wings. and i think puckloo did one to.

[HuntsVegas Baby 0]

Ahh VO Koun!!!

[Legionnaire11 0]

hey why do you have a red wings suck avatar on the nashville boards?

because the Red Wings suck

[Lou_Siffer 1]

because the Red Wings suck

well now you're just being Erational...

[Heroes of Hockeytown 694]

Good god, Lou, can anything stop you now?

[Lou_Siffer 1]

Good god, Lou, can anything stop you now?

And if this was Blackhawks board, I'd say we need to get Nichol-back!

[Chase 0]

Most preds fans dont think they will make it past the first round?? Thats sad... but true

Wanna hear a really bad hockey joke? Of course you do.

What's the best cure for Kasparaitis?

...

Antii Laaksonen

Haha thats great.

[HockeyCrazy3033 168]

well now you're just being Erational...

HAHAHA! You never stop do ya? That is a great one my friend.

[Inultus 12]

I didn't even notice that it had been deleted. but since it was the whole thread, i'm guessing it wasn't because of you. In fact, your posts were the more tasteful and clever ones.

for everyone who doesn't get it, you would have had to read the entire thread to understand probably.

Yeah, I guess that I didn't really lead up to it very well.

We were using hockey euphemisms and that's what I came up with at the end.

You know, kinda like when you read your horoscope and add "in bed" to the end of every sentence.

Hockey just sound dirty.

High-sticking

Interfering in the crease

Holding

blah, blah