Posted 16 December 2010 - 09:23 AM
You're beautiful Loo. And if you don't believe me, ask my mother. She loves you.
OK- if you hate it when people recount their dreams, you might want to skip this.
I was on a muscle relaxer when I drempt this, so bear with me.
I drempt that I was flirting with Lilja at work, but he was traded to another company, so I started flirting with Flip. Then I slept with him but I felt so guilty about cheating on my bf. So I decided to make some chicken salad, but once I got the ingredients together and in the mixing bowl, I realized that I had forgot the chicken (actually, when I woke up, I realized I had been making deviled eggs, but that's neither here nor there) so I put it in the fridge and went to take a shower.
For some reason that I have yet to figure out, the cast of As the World Turns (which I haven't watched in 10 years) was all there at work, but they were hanging out in a corner by a bed where someone was dying. I didn't know who it was, so I ignored them and went to the ladies' room.
There really isn't a shower in the can, but in my dream there was. So I took a shower, but I only had one towel (and it was HUGE), so I shook my hair dry and wrapped myself in the towel. Then I remembered that I had some chicken in my locker, so I went to get it, but it wasn't chicken at all. It was a bag of minced black olives and pimentos. Since I don't like either of those, I threw them out and remembered that I hadn't shaved my armpits, so I went back to the bathroom.
This goofy guy that I work with was pointing at me and laughing like "HAHA". He always does that in real life. Then my supervisor grinned at me and rolled his eyes like he thought I was crazy. Flip was trying to talk to me, but Mitch was watching and I didn't want him to know that I had cheated on him, so I didn't want to talk to Flip, so I ran and hid in the bathroom.
When I woke up, I was really depressed.
In reality, things aren't on fire. Fire is on things.