What would happen if a player threw an octopus?

[Antilles328 0]

What if Darren McCarty dressed and then threw a octopus on the ice before the first face-off?

What would the league do?

[Mike 0]

Throw it back at him.

[zettie85 106]

I'm sure it would be considered unprofessional and he would be fined or something.

[Konnan511 1,736]

Eat it.

[betterREDthandead 58]

It would almost certainly be a delay of game penalty.

[Jarret_G 0]

In hockey canada we'd be forced to either give a delay of game or an interference from the bench penalty which, in HC is a minor and a game misconduct, i'm not sure what the NHL does.

[Dabura 12,232]

He'd be immortalized. And I'd mail him a $20 bill.

[egroen 384]

Gary Bettman would suspend Lidstrom and Datsyuk.

[M0DAN01999 6]

He'd be immortalized. And I'd mail him a $20 bill.

lol, I am sure he would get a huge fine and maybe suspended

[sixer 37]

Gary Bettman would suspend Lidstrom and Datsyuk.

And praise Crosby and Malkin as the perfect role models and have more penalties called against anyone who touches them

[SouthernWingsFan 854]

His hands would be filled with octopus goo, duh!

[EuroTwin 240]

LGW would collectively wet itself with excitement.

[AtomicPunk 296]

LGW would collectively wet itself with excitement.

If DOWNEY did it, THEN LGW would wet itself.

[Lovin Jiri Fischer 147]

127 game suspension followed by 23 years in prison and then death by stoning. All after the 6-week anger management class of course.

[Wings_Rule_1010 4]

Fine. But more likely, the NHL would overreact and give 100 game suspension, while giving a sucker punch only a 2 game suspension.

[Louisville 112]

see: Sean Avery punishment

And Bettman would be offended as a parent

[Drake_Marcus 890]

see: Sean Avery punishment

And Bettman would be offended as a parent

Gary Bettman is a parent!?! I knew the father in The March of the Penguins looked familiar.

[Louisville 112]

Gary Bettman is a parent!?! I knew the father in The March of the Penguins looked familiar.

"To be perfectly honest I wouldn't want to have to explain to my 12-year-old daughter what he said," the commissioner said.

I thought it was funny considering she entering that age when sex is starting to become an issue. Mr. Bettman, if you can't explain the term sloppy seconds to your daughter, I'm afraid she's going to have bigger problems then not knowing what it means.

[SouthernWingsFan 854]

127 game suspension followed by 23 years in prison and then death by stoning. All after the 6-week anger management class of course.

Get this guy as the therapist!

[55fan 5,133]

What if Darren McCarty dressed and then threw a octopus on the ice before the first face-off?

It would turtle.

[drwscc 212]

What's to stop Chris Chelios from dressing, and duct taping an octopus to his stick, so there would be a 'pus on the ice during play?

[OsGOD 3]

What if Darren McCarty dressed and then threw a octopus on the ice before the first face-off?

What would the league do?

absolutely nothing except watch your team lose

[Antilles328 0]

absolutely nothing except watch your team lose

Why would you want to watch the Red Wings lose? You do realize I am a Wings fan right?

[zackisonfire 16]

Why would you want to watch the Red Wings lose? You do realize I am a Wings fan right?

They would probably be attacked by "Top Shelf".

[OsGOD 3]

Why would you want to watch the Red Wings lose? You do realize I am a Wings fan right?

Well i am pretty sure the curse doesn't affect the team that is giving it out... what i am saying is that nobody would do a damn thing league wise... aka the video i showed of McCleod picking it up and throwing it...

the only thing that would ficticiously happen is the curse, which as stated above it would have no bearing