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#1 KrazyGangsta

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:09 PM

I need advice how to watch this game. I'm going nuts, krazy anything you want to say. I'm panicking like nuts and I don't how to watch it. Do I watch it or just wait until scoreboard just updates ... We're so close ... I need some advice please. How are all of you guys handling or will handle this game 7?

#2 Shoreline

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:10 PM

Newcastle, Sierra Nevada, Anchor, Guinness.

6-pack is between $6 - $10.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:11 PM

Trois Pistole, Maudite, Chamble (you're in french canada, so Unibroue should be common)

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:12 PM

QUOTE (KrazyGangsta @ June 10, 2009 - 10:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I need advice how to watch this game. I'm going nuts, krazy anything you want to say. I'm panicking like nuts and I don't how to watch it. Do I watch it or just wait until scoreboard just updates ... We're so close ... I need some advice please. How are all of you guys handling or will handle this game 7?


A bottle of Pepto and a box of Kleenex should be all you'll need. Prozac might help out, as well.

I'm joking. I had to.

#5 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:17 PM

with my hand over my eyes looking between my fingers.. more than likely

but yeah Ive watched EVERY game so this is a must watch.....

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:52 PM

So your team is in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final!
Here's what YOU'LL need to be properly prepared for anything and everything that's sure to occur:

1)A defibrillator is absolutely necessary and will most likely be used after every period and any 5-on-3 that is sure to occur (don't let the officiating fool you up to this point! Remember, a prepared fan is a safe fan!)
2)ER physicians on speed dial (best to give them a heads up just to be safe)
3)a sitter in case you are rendered immobile and need medical attention
4)padded floors! Under no circumstances are you permitted to watch the game in a hardwood floor room, or in a room with many hard corners on furniture! Many hockey fans do not know this, as they have never been in a SCF game 7 situation before.
5)Miscellaneous superstitious objects within arms' length, hockey memorabilia on your person, and all rituals completed prior to the puck drop of the opening faceoff.
6) "Fair Warning" speech to all wives, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, family, friends, or others that may be in the vicinity during game time. This speech is to be completed and understood by all parties involved prior to the puck drop of the opening faceoff. Failure to comply may result in injuries more severe than those inflicted from not following rule 4.
7) Munchies to chow down on, because eating is the only true stress reliever, and R-OH (or for you nonchemists, alcholol) in great quantities.
8) Don't forget to have fun! This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, but remember, if you don't heed the aforementioned guidelines the once-in-a-lifetime will yield a new meaning.

I hope you enjoyed this brief lecture and found its contents useful. If you have any questions or wish to purchase other volumes of the "survival guidelines for the diehard fan", please send us an email and we'll get back with you as soon as possible!

Edited by Echolalia, 10 June 2009 - 09:52 PM.


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Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:14 AM

I will be up in Traverse City so i will ask the barkeep (if it isn't already on) to turn the game on... if not I will go back to the Condo and watch it there.

Basically sit back and watch the game... you can't control the outcome so just watch it exactly as you did a game 6,5,4,3,2,1



Just one chance is all i ever wanted...just one time i'd like to win the game...from now on i'll take the chance if i can have it...just one just one

#8 Ladsud2002

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:16 AM

Im gonna pick up smoking for friday and drink lots and lots of beer.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:36 AM

Turn on the TV, Tune into the game. Scream GO WINGS when the puck drops, Cheer at every goal we score, Yell obscenity's at Crosby/malkin and ANY penalty the wings take.
When the pens score Boooo and complain about how Buttmen wants the Pens to win.
watch as the wings battle through the BS and win in regulation.

rejoice as Lids hoists the cup for a second year in a row.

#10 puertoricanWingsfan

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:42 AM

hahahaha echolalia, that was f***in hilarious... thanks thumbup.gif
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#11 Louisville

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 12:49 AM

Couple hits of acid and a nerve wrecking game 7 will be the least of your worries. thumbup.gif



#12 MississippiWing

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:46 AM

Hits of acid and it may look like the puck is going to fly out of the screen at you.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:54 AM

I'm gonna be drinking on the job, I really don't care (luckily, I work at a bar). I will be pacing around a lot, and a nervous wreck. I already posted on facebook a few hours ago asking if anyone has a spare defibrillator I can borrow incase the game goes into overtime lol.

I'm nervous as hell now, I can't imagine how bad I'll be Friday night.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:13 AM

I have to work at 12pm and the games usually finish at about 11am over here. So i will hate it to go to OT (even more than usual).

During the game im going to be nervous as hell but will enjoy it at the same time, might not ever get to see this happen for a looonngg time.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:50 AM

I work at 11:00 central time, which means I have to leave around 10:30. Games that start at 7:00 central are usually over well in time for me to get dressed and out of the house in plenty of time.

This means that I can't drink, but since I can't eat or sleep lately, I guess it's a Nervous Wreck Hat Trick.

Only one thing concerns me: Overtime. The tape is in the VCR, just in case.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:13 AM

QUOTE (Echolalia @ June 10, 2009 - 10:52PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So your team is in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final!
Here's what YOU'LL need to be properly prepared for anything and everything that's sure to occur:

6) "Fair Warning" speech to all wives, husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends, family, friends, or others that may be in the vicinity during game time. This speech is to be completed and understood by all parties involved prior to the puck drop of the opening faceoff. Failure to comply may result in injuries more severe than those inflicted from not following rule 4.

There's an important one -- during the game is not the time to tell me about your day, and NO I will not take the dogs out.

Red Kelly #4 and Larry Aurie #6 belong in the rafters!!!

"For my game, I don't need to score the goal," Konstantinov once explained. "I need someone to start thinking about me and forgetting about scoring goals."

#17 greene709

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:19 AM

Beer (lots of it), a pack of cigars, and a big pile of BBQ wings.

#18 stevkrause

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 09:08 AM

QUOTE (greene709 @ June 11, 2009 - 09:19AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Beer (lots of it), a pack of cigars, and a big pile of BBQ wings.

so, so, so much beer...

All I have to say about Holland and our off-season:

Here in this thread

Here in this one as well

Here in this one too

and finally

Here


Holland is a damn good GM. period.


#19 Datsyerberger

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 09:20 AM

This:


If some bored artist wants to make me a signature, feel free to cut loose and do so.

Of course, I could get off my lame rear and do something.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 10:14 AM

This will be me and my friend, win or lose. If its overtime, the table will probably be on fire as well.


So hate on but guess what, I feel like I can't miss,
I know they want me to fall, But ain't nothin' bigger than this, So just pass me the ball

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