Theophany 110 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Someone photoshop up a dartboard with faces of the wings on it and darts sticking in some of their faces. I'm pretty sure that's what's happening; someone has a voodoo dartboard or some s***, and they're tossing darts at random. "LOL I HIT HOMER! OUT FOR 3-4 WEEKS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcom007 1,465 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I'm still not worried, but wow...what else can you say? Good thing we're getting guys back now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedFX 48 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 this is just getting weird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,804 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Let me be the first dumb ass to say it. Better to have these injuries now than in April. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brett 1,029 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) lol i was keeping my mouth shut the whole season. i wanted to say hes having a great season and he wasnt lying when he said he was feeling good this season but i was gonna wait til the end if he didnt have any injuries. but i think i can say it now. Edited January 8, 2010 by brett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Let me be the first dumb ass to say it. Better to have these injuries now than in April. Yep, a hurt foot can sure throw off your golf game! esteef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holliday 1,888 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 (edited) Let me be the first dumb ass to say it. Better to have these injuries now than in April. I think the most ironic thing is that is what everyone was saying about Helm's injury in the preseason. "Better now than midseason." Edited January 8, 2010 by Doc Holliday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theophany 110 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I think the most ironic thing is that is what everyone was saying about Helm's injury in the preseason. "Better now than midseason." Duh, everyone knows that once you've been injured, you can't get injured again in the same season! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hokeychik22 17 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Yep, a hurt foot can sure throw off your golf game! esteef nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 LOS ANGELES -- Detroit Red Wings forward Tomas Holmstrom will be out 3-4 weeks with a non-displaced fracture in his foot, general manager Ken Holland said today. The injury happened after Wednesday's practice at the Honda Center in Anaheim, when Holmstrom was working on deflecting pucks, like he does after virtually every practice. It's something he's been doing for 13 years. For the first time, he got hit with a puck in the wrong spot. X-rays Wednesday night revealed the fracture. The club sent Holmstrom home Thursday morning and he will be further evaluated on Friday. It's another tough break for a team that's been devastated by injuries this season. Just when the situaiton looked brighter -- forwards Henrik Zetterberg and Dan Cleary will return for tonight's game against the Kings -- the Red Wings learn they will be without their leading goal-scorer for up to month. Holmstrom has 15 goals and 21 points. "We were excited to get Cleary and Zetterberg back, now it's two in and one out,'' Holland said. "The hard part is it happened when practice was over. "It's a fluke injury.'' The Wings still have one extra healthy forward. Either Brad May or Ville Leino will be inserted into the lineup tonight. http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/20..._holmstrom.html Can't even believe the luck we have... Christ. Well now that we've got Zetterberg and Cleary back we've got scoring to spare. Might as well lose our only 15 goal scorer. WHO HAS THE RED WINGS VOODOO DOLL!?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 This was Jake Ryan's fault, wasn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcom007 1,465 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I'm just waiting for the announcement that members of our management are coming down with injuries as well. "Red Wings Assistant GM Jim Nill out 1-2 weeks with a broken ankle suffered while slipping heading into the office." or... "Ken Holland's secretary to miss a minimum of 2-3 weeks due to an unspecified wrist injury. (UPDATE) EMG tests performed Monday morning revealed the issues to be related to a moderate case of Carpal Tunnels Syndrome. New timeline: out 3-4 weeks." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShanahanMan 473 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Wow, leading scorer out from f***in practice. This is just unbelievable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holliday 1,888 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kook_10 1,705 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I'm just waiting for the announcement that members of our management are coming down with injuries as well. "Red Wings Assistant GM Jim Nill out 1-2 weeks with a broken ankle suffered while slipping heading into the office." or... "Ken Holland's secretary to miss a minimum of 2-3 weeks due to an unspecified wrist injury. (UPDATE) EMG tests performed Monday morning revealed the issues to be related to a moderate case of Carpal Tunnels Syndrome. New timeline: out 3-4 weeks." ...Larry Murphy out due to an errant ankle protector... I'm tellin' ya, it's the curse of SHMB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 It's funny because it's true. Did you have to nail Big Rig riht in the eye? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carman 387 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I was kidding when I made the "Z and Cleary are coming back just in time for Dats + homer to go down" comment. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theophany 110 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Awesome! Well, not awesome, but you get the picture (oh s*** puns!). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingfan1991 221 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 just speechless.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miller Brew 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Miserable. Just got home from eating all you can eat chinese and read that Holmer is out 3-4 weeks, which is more likely to be 6-8 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest E_S_A_D Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Big Whooptee friggggggiiin doooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holliday 1,888 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Big Whooptee friggggggiiin doooo! Yeah who cares that our leading scorer is out for a month? Oh wait, he doesn't fight. Yeah who cares!!?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outsider 42 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 Jeebus.....It just never freakin' ENDS this Season, does it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holliday 1,888 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 It's funny because it's true. Did you have to nail Big Rig riht in the eye? I did that just to make you cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SDavis35 140 Report post Posted January 8, 2010 I didn't even say it aloud... but the thought crossed my mind "Weird season when Homer has almost as many goals as Kopitar" And then this shows up *sigh* There are only 3 players who have played every game this season... who must be kept from the watchful eyes of The Injurer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
