jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Clearly Frankgrimes and GMRwings haven't heard the news yet. They're going to be absolutely devastated when their one and only chance to land McGrattan has came and went. Devastated. As soon as I seen this thread I got excited. Edited January 9, 2015 by jimmyemeryhunter 3 e_prime, kipwinger and BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e_prime 1,936 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Lol frank seriously? Do you truly believe he has any value as an actual hockey player? Who plays hockey? With skating and stuff? So needed to be said. Thank you. Fo' realz. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frankgrimes 1,836 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Lol frank seriously? Do you truly believe he has any value as an actual hockey player? Who plays hockey? With skating and stuff? Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now? Is big Ern a goal scoring machine? No nor a defensive stud but he is a damn good team mate loved by the fans and an absolute gym freak with great work ethic. Hope some team claims him and then others have to respond, fighting is part of hockey and needs to come back Edited January 9, 2015 by frankgrimes 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now? Deryk Engelland? 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesusberg 1,256 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now? Is big Ern a goal scoring machine? No nor a defensive stud but he is a damn good team mate loved by the fans and an absolute gym freak with great work ethic. Hope some team claims him and then others have to respond, fighting is part of hockey and needs to come back Brandon Bollig? 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Yeah, but aside from those two really tough dudes, "WHO IS PROTECTING JOHNNY HOCKEY, MONAHAN, AND BARTSCHI NOW?" 2 e_prime and BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now? Is big Ern a goal scoring machine? No nor a defensive stud but he is a damn good team mate loved by the fans and an absolute gym freak with great work ethic.Hope some team claims him and then others have to respond, fighting is part of hockey and needs to come back The refs? 2 kipwinger and BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 We should sign McGrattan and send him to gr. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 You know who will get to the bottom of this? Brian McGrattan in his new front office position. Nobody is more capable of A) figuring out which rat hypnotized Brian Burke and forced him to waive the aforementioned McGrattan, and B) making sure that all future Flames embrace a different rat ethic...of the gym variety. All in a day's work for Brian McGrattan, Calgary Flames Toughness Czar. 4 jimmyemeryhunter, BottleOfSmoke, e_prime and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 I just realized... No one has been protecting Tatar, Nyquist, Sheahan, and Jurco this entire time! That's why they haven't been able to perform at all... 3 derblaueClaus, e_prime and BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mckinley25 678 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Yes I do who is protecting Johnny hockey, Monahan and Bartschi now? Is big Ern a goal scoring machine? No nor a defensive stud but he is a damn good team mate loved by the fans and an absolute gym freak with great work ethic.Hope some team claims him and then others have to respond, fighting is part of hockey and needs to come back Who's been protecting them?? If anyone has they've been doing a s***ty job, by your own admission there's a lot of rats in league. You know, the same league McGratton is in. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Who's been protecting them?? If anyone has they've been doing a s***ty job, by your own admission there's a lot of rats in league. You know, the same league McGratton is in. Was in. Edited January 9, 2015 by kipwinger 4 Mckinley25, e_prime, number9 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesusberg 1,256 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 I just realized... No one has been protecting Tatar, Nyquist, Sheahan, and Jurco this entire time! That's why they haven't been able to perform at all... False. Pavel has ties to the Russian mafia. That's better than two McGrattans, at least. 2 BottleOfSmoke and number9 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 False. Pavel has ties to the Russian mafia. That's better than two McGrattans, at least. Two McGrattans don't make a right. Or a complete hockey player for that matter. 4 Nev, e_prime, BottleOfSmoke and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 I just realized... No one has been protecting Tatar, Nyquist, Sheahan, and Jurco this entire time! That's why they haven't been able to perform at all...I feel like Jurco and especially sheahan could protect themselves.But its scary Tats and nyq go unprotected. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 I feel like Jurco and especially sheahan could protect themselves. But its scary Tats and nyq go unprotected. Have you seen how much Tatar likes to party? I bet that dude goes unprotected all the time. It's a dangerous world. 4 TheXym, number9, e_prime and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mckinley25 678 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Was in. Right, we're doomed. This was foretold to us in revelations. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Have you seen how much Tatar likes to party? I bet that dude goes unprotected all the time. It's a dangerous world. Hahaha 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 This is all so incredibly satisfying. I'm not above basking in it. 3 BottleOfSmoke, e_prime and jimmyemeryhunter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 He sucks so much his nickname is Dyson. It is known. 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 He sucks so much his nickname is Dyson. It is known. Dyson Hoover or Dyson Nash? 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 This is all so incredibly satisfying. I'm not above basking in it. This really is what I come here for at this point lol best day ever 3 e_prime, BottleOfSmoke and kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF JONNY HOCKEY??? 4 BottleOfSmoke, PavelValerievichDatsyuk, kipwinger and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 Was in. SHOTS FIRED This thread is great! I'm liking all the posts. ALL OF THEM 3 number9, e_prime and kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) Would McGrattan work as the drummer for "Suttal Intahference" since he is good at banging heads? Or is Burke setting him up for a new group, "Thundering Truculence"? Edited January 9, 2015 by TheXym 1 BottleOfSmoke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites