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My chest swells when I gain the attention of a new M'lady and this happens: M'lady: What's your snapchat? "I dont have one" Insta? "Nah" Facebook? "Nope" ML: ... Omg are you one of those weirdos that has no social media??? "Nah... I'm on letsgowings"

Daniel Sprong hit waivers today. I actually think this would be a good claim. He clearly didn't like Lalonde, but which player did? Snag him from waivers and then you can play him in Berggren's spot on the third line once you trade Berggren as part of a package for Cozens or whomever. I didn't hate Sprong's game last year, he's strong, fast, and can score. He's a poor man's Tarasenko but he's cheaper and better at this point.

what do those 2 teams have im common?

PSA: BEWARE THE MICHIGANDER The "Michigander" is a dangerous race of subhumans hailing from a little known area north of Canada. After destroying their own homeland with "the auto industry" they have quickly spread across the rest of America like a cancerous plague, seeking to infiltrate and destroy the home stadiums of others. Be vigilant. They could be anyone anywhere. Your neighbor. A coworker. The busk boy at your favorite restaurant. That stripper that you are pretty sure likes you. Basically anyone with a crumby job that and/or lacks class COULD BE A DANGEROUS SPAWN OF THE HAND STATE. They may appear to be just normal trashy Americans at first... DO NOT BE FOOLED. THE LIVES OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FOOTBALL TEAMS SEASON DEPEND ON IT. Know how to recognize the signs: 1. They have an unnatural aversion to salt water. Prefering "the lake" to an actual nice ocean beach. 2. They call soda "pop" and NEVER throw the "pop cans" away, prefering to horde the trash like a filthy gypsy. 3. Terrible sense of direction. When told to make a left, the Michigander will typically turn right... then later pull a U-turn, to eventually end up driving left. 4. When playing cards they are confused why jacks are not high. 5. Much of their pocket change is Canadian currency. 6. They call summer "construction season" 7. They have no real views on anything, and their politics change wildly and seemingly at random. Often supporting candidates for flippant reasons like "he seems like a guy i could have beer with" or "i don't like him cause he looks like my step dad greg". "But I live all the way down in Houston Texas, surely I'm safe from Michiganders down here" WRONG. No distance is safe.The Michigander is naturally mobile and was bred to travel long distances with ease. Look for key phrases like "You're flying? Why? It's only 40 hours. Just drive." If you do encounter one in the wild, do not tell them their team sucks. They know their team sucks, and are thus impervious to that aggression. Instead, assume a non-aggressive posture, and chant clearly and loudly "OHIO IS A NICE PLACE OHIO IS A NICE PLACE". The Michigander is naturally disgusted by anything Ohio, and should recoil once this phrase uttered. Using that technique you may just survive the encounter with your life and record preserved.